Sorry guys. I hope you know what Exodus means.
Hint said: “Look up Exodus in the Bible or Dictionary.”I know, it’s sad that I’m going to leave. But fear not, for this exodus will only be temporary.
As for how long . . .
Well, quite frankly, I hate to say this . . .
But I’m heading South.
For
Five
Weeks.
Sorry if you hate this blog. But hey, at least all those people who hate me can finally like one of my blogs!
As I write this blog, I am very pissed, so sorry.
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How does Cheeze make those faces w/o them turning into faces?
Anyways, I have been headshotted for a total of . . .
13 Times.
On Maple.
I know you’re all thinking, how the heck do you get headshotted in Maple?
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Well, it all started with the craze of Maple . . .
Tespia.
And you know what?
Turns out I wasn’t accepted after all.
Bleh.
Onto the blog!
ZhelmsWhat are these mysterious helms of the deep? They are Zakum Helmets (1). They add somewhere between 13-17 of each stat, depending on how good it is. It has 10 slots, 15x m. def and w. def, and has a level requirement of 50. Zhelms drop from Zakum, the dreaded boss with 3 bodies and 8 arms in the Alter of Zakum (El Nath/Dead Mine). It is immensely hard to take on. However, after you kill the 3rd body, you are guaranteed to see it drop several bags of money, 2-5 Zhelms, and various equips.
Advancement.
Third job.
The next step.
The third job advancement in the Story of Maple has many names, but is universally known as:
The Third Job Advancement.
What does this have to do with us this blog?
You’ll soon find out.
It was a nice day outside, but I had dedicated myself to sacrificing large amounts of time to reach Level 70. It wasn’t an extremely tough goal, but it was a hard task, especially with no 2x exp event. I was too impatient to reach my Maple Goal, the thing I had aspired to ever since I had created my bandit: bandit123432
MapleStory.
That word brings out so many feeling in me.
Sadness, hatred, happiness, addictiveness, necessity, evil, and restraining to name a few.
MapleStory is a game headed by the evil North American Nexon Dominion, to take a thread from BlackNazgul. It controls the economy with Gachapon and NX, restricts gameplay to the NX-less, and has even gone so far to allow people to use NX to directly obtain MapleStory items through the MTS! Nexon is promoting their currency everywhere, mingling it with MapleStory, and there is nothing we can do to stop them.
Disclaimer: The title does not mean Unlucky Nexon’s Fake Wolf Spider Boss. -_-
The unlucky number.
What is it?
Oh c’mon, you should know it by now.
13
Terms of Agreement: Now, before you read anymore, I must inform you of the restrictions. Only people who like this blog, are fanfic writers, or are crazy bloggers (like iSpade) may read this blog. If you’re a lurker, make an account to like this blog.
No, I’m not stupid.
No, I didn’t make a typing mistake.
Yes, I am talking about the evil North American Nexon vs the other North American Nexon.
Anyways, I also say Happy Birthday to MMO Tales, like Dest. Can’t believe 34 people are still around on this site. I also can’t believe MMO Tales is two years old. 
But I’m getting distracted.
Meh.
That’s the word of the day peeps. 
Anyways, before we begin, I disclaim everything but nothing incriminating here belongs to me, unless I want it to, then it will.
Okay, the minute hand just reached 12. Time to start teh blog! (yes, I like doing that teh and meh).
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*Sigh*
Bad news MMO Talers.
This blog…
Is a Bad experience!!
Anyways, I feel pretty bad as of now. I’m Mapling, but I’m rapidly losing motivation. I don’t want to leave, because I can’t bear leaving a job unfinished, but it seems as if I just can’t grind or PQ anymore! It’s really distressing. How did you guys overcome it without quitting?
Well, what does it equal?
How could you expect me to know? I’m just a guy!
Wait, don’t leave yet! This blog is interesting! 
Please stay.
And read.
And hopefully like it.
And DO NOT LOOK AT THAT SCREEN!!! Don’t look at that thing to the left. It’s a picture, no less. Surely not a comic. Just a…crappy joke. Yeah. DON’T LOOK!!! Except good comic makers, from whom I want at least 5 criticisms.