Note: The dialogue is not EXACT, I wrote this as more of a fanfiction than the actual story, but the main storyline was based off an actual adventure by me and my friends.
What time is it? Who cares? Place? n00b Island, and so it begins. KeaneFan thought as he stretched the green elastic on his body away from a certain area. Well
cant ask for much here, but at least some loose pants man! He walked and talked to a lady who asked if he wanted to learn to play this game, he denies as he travels to the new world he was told about by his friends. Ok, now let me rephrase that, So here it begins. He said as he finally was out of those very tight, tights. Now, where is the others? KeaneFan walked on through the n00b Island until he reached a lady who was holding a nice hat. Maam, how much for that hat there? I am a little
light headed, if you know what I mean.
The lady stared at the newbie, and then realized that she could use him. Take this to a man known as Shanks, tell him I sent it to him. The name is Maria, tell him Maria sent it to him. He has another hat, and tell him I said you could have it instead of this one. Also, he shall give you a fruit knife to replace that horrid club of yours. Use it well. At that moment, KeaneFan ran fast to Shanks in the port and talked to him.
Well, Maria told you to give me this? And I am supposed to give you this hat and fruit knife? Shanks asked nicely, All right then, here you go! At that Shanks took the water from KeaneFan, and threw a cap on KeaneFans head, and handed him a knife used for cutting open fruit. When you reach Lith Harbor, hopefully you have some friends waiting for you, find them and talk to Olaf. He will help you out.
Aw thanks man! KeaneFan said, he knew that the others were at Lith Harbor waiting for him, and he was glad that he finally had people to talk to again.