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Black Stand [CH.05]

Black Stand

Chapter 05: Return

Edward groaned as he stepped out of the shower. He had a lot of cuts and bruises on his body from the mission, and he certainly wasn’t in the best condition since. He took the shower towel and dried his long hair, making it drape in front of his eyes again. He looked in the mirror, starring at his own eyes. He watched himself talk. read more

Sword [CH.00]

Sword: CH.00 – Prologue

“Sieg, we’ll be home late tomorrow morning, so make sure to not to open the door for anyone. There’s food in the refrigerator, and make sure to brush your teeth.”

“And Sieg. . . We’re sorry we had to cancel the trip to that amusement park today. . . Something very important came up. But I promise that you, me, and your father will go this weekend, okay? It’ll just be the three of us, all day. read more

iSPADE: Return!

BLOG 18: Liquid Snake.

Hey guys, I’m back! I haven’t been on MMOtales for about 2-3 weeks now, but I’ve made a full fresh return, and to top it off, a great Spade blog for you guys to read and choke yourself for reading it afterwards!

After finally unlocking all the stages and characters in Brawl, and barely getting past Subspace Emissary on Very Hard, I decided to go back to the amazing world of Wi-Fi awesomeness. Now that I had a wide variety of characters to choose from online, I decided to test the characters out. Surprisingly, it turns out that I am indeed quite skilled with Snake. I managed to plant his clamwars and C-4s on the map cleverly, and execute them by luring my opponents to a trap. Oh, and with Snake, his strong and standard A moves are faster and better to use instead of his rocket launcher side-smash. (Took me a while to catch on.) read more

Punch you in your face.

BLOG 17: Punch you in your face.

MasterCheeze said: “We play the penis game in Biology. It’s when someone says “penis” and then the next person has to say it but even louder. Usually I’m the only one with enough courage to say it the loudest. ;D” dee32693 said: “im sure u are cheeze” MasterCheeze said: “You’re just jealous you don’t have one, Dee.” dee32693 said: “YEAH RIGHT! and i thought u were jsut jealous cuz U dont have one1! D=< i though tu were a nice pretty girl with frilly dresses and pink hair” MasterCheeze said: “You’re just jealous my dress and hair are better than yours.” dee32693 said: “like i wanna wear a dressso short it shows ur lacy undies! WORE! and u have a horrible haircut” MasterCheeze said: “You’re just jealous I have hair.”

I came across this while reading one of my blogs. I must say, dee, you got epic pwned by MC. ):

I was playing Super Smash Bros Brawl today, and I realized one thing. I haven’t lost a single match so far. I didn’t one team match, nor a free for all. My rank (if there even is any) is probably very high right now. I haven’t been getting much sleep lately. I went to Game Stop last Saturday to pick up my copy, and stayed up all night playing it, and the following morning. I took a short nap, woke up, and started to play all night again, I drank a teaspoon of oil and milk together, which gave me a massive stomach ache, which allowed me to stay home on Monday, to play Brawl all day. read more

”Que? Que?”

BLOG 16: “Que? Que?”

Spanish Translation 101: Que = What

I thought I just might get that part out of the way when I’m explaining everything. WELL, as you can see, the title I put for my blog is “Que? Que?”. For those of you who do not take Spanish as part of their language studies, the spanish word “que” means “what”. So the translation would be, “What? What?” read more

S l a p.

BLOG 15: Slap to the face. EGO BASH!

Ohmygod! Take out the confetti, for it’s Spade’s fifteenth blog!11one1!!thirteennuke!1

Rampages are what I would go on everytime I attempt to go on MapleStory. I would click “play” and the screen would go black, and 10 minutes later I would always end up disconnecting again, having to try again. It’s like there’s a magnet wedged deep into my knuckles, and the other pair is in the monitor. read more

My purpose on MMOtales.

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This is where I stand. . .

Many people are authors here, and have become quite popular around MMOtales. There were a LOT of successful authors such as BlackNazgul, SilverFx, AxiomFable, AznRiceFan, and more. I even have myself a little FanFic going on, writing a chapter every once in a while.

However, what I really want to be known for is to be known as that “crazy blogger” here. I really put time into my blogs, and I get great responses/comments from you guys. I just love reading the comments, knowing that someone actually read something that I composed myself. read more

MS: Quest Panic!

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“Super Mario: The Lost Levels”, has officially sucked my life away.

Yeah, so I downloaded “Super Mario: The Lost Levels” onto my Wii yesterday from the Virtual Console. Well, lemme tell ya, it is the most annoying game ever. Yet I love it. Lemme tell you a few “frustration” points in the game, and how it made me kick my gamecube controller across the room.

World 1-2, the good ol underground level, with the catchy theme that everyone hummed to at least once in their lives. Well, the version in THIS game is a LOT more anger inducing, and gamecube-ass-kicking-urge-ful. I’ll pwn a piranha plant with my skillz, and a goomba will fall out of nowhere and wipe the floor with me. Sad face. read more