Hey! That’s not the title I wanted.

Fo shizzle

Mah Dizzle

Wizzle

Krizzle?

It was soooo hot outside. I thought I was gona turned into Scrambled Mike.

Oh yeah….

It was THAT hot.

I logged on….

Lit a camp fire.

Killed a red bear

Logged off.

Wish you were me?

Did ya get it…?

No?

Okay I’ll give you some more time…..

Now?

Yeah it’s Maple! read more

Episode-36: Revelations

Date: November 26, 3008
Time: 20:20
Location: An Island somewhere in the Ocean of Ossyria

~Nova~

These images, light and delicate, strident and blinding. The whiteness consumed me, devoured me whole; I could feel my body being incinerated into billions of tiny black granules of ash. The pictures were being ripped right in front of my closed eyes. A veil of white, not black, between my emerald eyes and the world. read more

HELLO MMOT’ersons!
OMG! Blogs everywhere! Who could believe that I could release a blog just one day after my last! ?

So this chapter has content that should have been in the first chapter but since that was exceedingly long I separated it.
A bit of a shorter chapter and only written in two sit-downs!
I think I’ve learned at least a bit between the last chappie and this one! It’s really hard to explain the stuff going on in his mind, please address any questions you might have, and if I can reveal the information then I will answer it! Hopefully, more flow in this one and please comment and tell me how I’m doing! For now, I’m just trying to improve at writing so don’t expect it to be wonderful, but hopefully someday I’ll become really great! Here it is! read more

ok I’m sorry I haven’t posted many blogs. Here’s the summary

Easter event sucked badly.
I’ve given up on LPQ due to too many bad parties.
The number of idiots in EMS has increased somewhat.
We now have Omega Sector.
Mateon Tentacles are a GREAT source of mesos (I’ve been selling them for 1K each without trouble).
I now have a pretty penny despite not merchanting hard. read more

I’ve been playing MapleStory for a while.

Started out in Bellocan, the newest server at the time, one night in December, 2006. My friend Portia told me about the game, and we started out playing together. I had a warrior called Panifrog. I knew next-to-nothing about the game, and never managed to level that poor warrior past 16. I didn’t know about warriors’ DEX distribution, and as a result, my warrior could never manage to hit the green mushrooms (not helped by the fact that Portia was playing a to-be-assassin, and hitting the mushrooms with ease). read more

MapleSEA’s 3rd anniversary. A fine day, and as we all know, the return of the maple weapons about a month beforehand. With the newly implemented maple leaf upgrading system, the maple 3rd anniversary weapons are here. Following that, will be the new shields for the warriors, thieves, and mages. People swarm to places like Retz and Lunar Pixies (while those despised KSers, KS), for hope of finding a Maple Shield that can be upgraded into the higher leveled shields. The FM price of Maple Leaves are at 500 mesos each, so if you know the trick, 495 maple leaves can be in your hand each day to sell for 249 750 mesos. I will leave the trick for all of you guys in the unknown to figure out, and with this I sign off for the day. read more

Only levelled from 105 to 107,
but i joined the MMOTales guild, met some new friends and generally had a good day
Thanks for the welcome guys :3

Went with Arly and Vice to Wyverns, we all died like, 5 times each before Vice gave up
Finally finished the Wyvern quest, went to go onto Newties as planned and Arly went AFK, and i got distracted by FoJ, which i epically failed, got owned by a Sader and a DK XD read more

I’ve been trying to find a good guild for my Mardian character since around the time I started her. So far I have found three guilds listed on Basil or Sleepywood that have no level requirements.

Unfortunately, I can’t really seem to get up with anyone. The first I found on Basil. I PMed the girl as she wasn’t online at the time. She must not check her Basil mail often as she hasn’t even read it yet and it’s been over two weeks. I could never seem to find her online, and once I have found her online, the listing on Basil is off since the listings aren’t up very long. I could still whisper her and see if I could still join, but I’m a chicken and hate whispering people in the first place. read more

King of weird titles? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
Alas, I return with news to tell you! I have seized the title king captive and ask to be crowned the king of weird titles!
If thou denies, then you shallz not get the (uhh thinks of medieval time snack) the corn of pop? Lol, sorry, best I could come up with!

Truthfully, this blog would better serve its purpose if I titled this work, “Goals to reach!”
Why? ! The blogging pirates on West B. and S. Street SAID SO! ! !(This would typically be the moment where I spam a series of random outbursts which could be identified as parenthi, but through some amazing chance, I have ceased doing that!) The contents of this blog will consist of stuff that’s been going on and it’s more like a filler blog, so you can follow my story chronologically! Lol, NO EMPTY GAPS OF TIME FOR ME! (Oh funny sandwiches! There was a 3 second interval I once skipped and forgot to tell you guys about! T.T) read more

You ride waves of blood, and none are brave enough to stand up to that mighty sword you hold, glimmering with the blood of thousand innocents, and yet you are not troubled. You say that your mind is soothed by the final cries of dying men, and yet, you constantly flee, fear, and dread your own final cry. Are you not haunted by the voices of the cousins, husbands, and sons you have killed? read more