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A Hero’s Struggle Ch. 3

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Hello MMOTicans!
I must say that I’m proud to bring this one so fast. I thought for sure I’d probably be working on this one for a long time.
So dedicated, that I woke up after 3 hours of sleep which would make it 8:00 AM right now! 2 hours were spent last night and excluding 3 paragraphs, I wrote all of it last night!

This one features intense action. Please don’t hesitate to comment and any constructive criticism is welcome (CC (constructive criticism) plox!)
I also joined this other blog site, it doesn’t mean that I’m ditching this site. It’s just a way to record all of my maple stuff and sort of like a daily log of happenings. More for myself I guess. link
Believe me, I love this site way more, it’s like impossible to get fans on that site. Check it out if you want. read more

A Hero’s Struggle Ch. 2

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HELLO MMOT’ersons!
OMG! Blogs everywhere! Who could believe that I could release a blog just one day after my last! ?

So this chapter has content that should have been in the first chapter but since that was exceedingly long I separated it.
A bit of a shorter chapter and only written in two sit-downs!
I think I’ve learned at least a bit between the last chappie and this one! It’s really hard to explain the stuff going on in his mind, please address any questions you might have, and if I can reveal the information then I will answer it! Hopefully, more flow in this one and please comment and tell me how I’m doing! For now, I’m just trying to improve at writing so don’t expect it to be wonderful, but hopefully someday I’ll become really great! Here it is! read more

i r te blg of mystry! lzy ete snail!

King of weird titles? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
Alas, I return with news to tell you! I have seized the title king captive and ask to be crowned the king of weird titles!
If thou denies, then you shallz not get the (uhh thinks of medieval time snack) the corn of pop? Lol, sorry, best I could come up with!

Truthfully, this blog would better serve its purpose if I titled this work, “Goals to reach!”
Why? ! The blogging pirates on West B. and S. Street SAID SO! ! !(This would typically be the moment where I spam a series of random outbursts which could be identified as parenthi, but through some amazing chance, I have ceased doing that!) The contents of this blog will consist of stuff that’s been going on and it’s more like a filler blog, so you can follow my story chronologically! Lol, NO EMPTY GAPS OF TIME FOR ME! (Oh funny sandwiches! There was a 3 second interval I once skipped and forgot to tell you guys about! T.T) read more

A Hero’s Struggle Ch. 1

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Finally, I have completed this piece of work that took an unprecedented amount of time! An extremely long time!
For those of you who don’t know, this is the re-remake of this story! Yes, this shall be the third version I’m releasing! (Old one reached about 15 chapters and was incomplete)
Even during this one though, which took forever mostly because I only spent time on it during random times and took my time with it, I kept editing and editing it and editing it and probably re-wrote this chapter 2 or 3 times. This shall probably also be a longer author’s note because I have a lot to say. read more

[LZ]Lazy Iz Not Lazy!

Tags: These are broken for some reason so today’s tags are: Comix and Picz!

12 atk wg-50 mesos,
A White Pot-Impossible for a noob to buy,
Screaming like an irrelevant retard to get some mesos: Brilliant, I mean Priceless!
Some things money can’t buy but for other things there’s gachapon!

Commercial dude: No, I’m not gonna say that!
Me: Say it or I’ll kill you!
Commercial dude: But I already said those outrageous prices up top!
Me: Say it and I’ll give you a marshmallow!
Commercial dude: Fine! read more

4 Noobs, 13 Snails of Doom (Prologue)

Hi MMO’ERZEY BAR!

Author’s Note

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wow, whose dumb enough to stray into a lazydame blog?
Okay, so here’s a story I just drew up that is told mostly in dialogue
It will be random and hilarious, I hope (lol, I had to add that in because if I didn’t then you guys would think I’m bragging or something)
At first it was an idea, it formed in my mind, and I thought, “hey why not let some of my imagination spill out on a sheet of paper.” So this is the result.
Only a short prologue. I do not like to write prologues, I’d rather just kick right off into a story but I decided to make this a prologue while writing it. I simply could not squeeze this information into one paragraph like I was wishing for.
This will be a short and I’m thinking a fun little story to write! Recommendation: Pay close attention to the names so you don’t get confused! read more

Mr. Blog’s BLOGGING RAMPAGE!

Note to self: Write a blog 3 months after the last one and expect to return a hero! Heroes get stuff thrown at them like syrup, refrigerators, hopefully really expensive stuff, and a new Sony
wide-screen television!
ZOMG! The blog is starting? ! I don’t have my make-up on yet! *puts on bucket and cape*
I AM BUCKET MAN!
BLOGMOBILE ACTIVATE!
Crap, the garage door isn’t working again! I’ll have to use my blog-blades! T.T
What I need a password to wear these? ! ? ! Well, now that’s just crazy!
But then again thiiis iiiiisssssss
MMOTALES!*attempts to sound SNLy**not Spartany, mind you* read more

Back 2 teh No0bY 4ge$!PLOXo! ?

I love you!
Will you marry me?
0.o

I’ve probably asked over 30 people in Maple to marry me over the last, ugh, how long was it? 50 years? Yeah, that seems about the time I released my last blog!(Truth: Don’t believe him, he lies to his own cat!)

Ugh, this is such a boring beginning, I never dive into maple right away! Dam, I’m out of white out too! Can’t erase the beginning! My computer is covered with white out! (Rawr!) read more

A Hero’s Struggle ~Ch. 2~

[h]Author’s Thoughts[/h]
Hello MMO-pplzerzerzsnickersbarlalalalalala!

I have come from the distant land of Weekend-ville to release another chapter!
Lol, could have had this done one day right after the last chapter but for some reason I almost barely ever work on the weekends!
So. . . . .Are you ready?

I re-wrote this chapter a little, I learned that I shouldn’t just put random action scenes in because they’re pointless so yeah! Actually this is pretty short after I edited it a little. I used a couple of semi-colons so if any writers could help me
out and tell me if I used them correctly and well then that would be great! read more

A Hero’s Struggle ~Ch. 1~

[h]Author’s Thoughts[/h]
Hello MMO’urrs?

Lol, this is a lotta author’s note so if you want you can just move right down to the story! Follow the blue!

Woot, I’m finally releasing chapter 1 of the re-written version of my fan-fic.
This is an adventure epic that will take you into the character’s mind as he stumbles through challenges he must complete to save the world and maybe along the way find out who he really is.
A story filled with mind-blowing action, mystery, comedy and some romance later on.
No name will be given yet, as the character himself does not know. (One will be revealed later in the story)
TO RETURNING READERS:
First of all I must say thanks to all people who read the old version of this story (which only topped 16 chapters) and
I would especially like to mention fans who inspired me, helped me, and became attached to my story:
Dee32693(me no know numbers, she was my number one fan though),
basmo (read them all later on and said it was great),
Ganzicus (who encouraged me early on by liking them!)
BlackNazgul(who wasn’t really famous for stories yet but it was awesome to receive good comments from a fellow writer)
I would suggest that you read this story once again as there will be some new content added and you might get lost
later if you don’t, also some chapters might be changed a lot read more