Hi all….im bored so i decided to write this story……..

The sky was a beautiful azure blue as Diana stalked around Maple Island.Mom was out.Diana sat down and sighed.It had been tiring to do ALL the house chores and finish her homework in one day.”ive never wanted to be an
adventurer more than ever”she said out loud to herself.Suddenly,she stepped on something sharp.”Ouch!” Diana cried.
Looking carefully at the grass,she found a sword someone had dropped.At first,she was scared to pick it up.Later,she
curiously picked ths sword up.It was sharp,but looked battleworn.Some parts of it was chipped off and dirty.
Something moved ahead.Judeing by the way the grass seemed to move her way,it was coming for her.Suddenly,
the thing revealed itself.It was a snail!Diana turned to run,as most people on Maple Island feared the snails.However,
a reckless dareing struck her and she turned back to the snail,sword in her hands.Diana jumped forward and stabbed the snail with the sword.The sword broke the snail’s shell and pierced through it!Diana felt a wave of relive wash over her.Suddenly,a voice behind her said”Well Done Diana.” read more

Alright so, for SOME reason I attract a lot of idiots on MapleStory.
By a lot, I mean a lot. Like to the point of me getting pissed at the game and logging off for awhile in the middle of a training session.

So, alright. I had some kid come in Free Market where my girlfriend and I were sitting and he starts to call me a “poozi”, which I’m just going to assume means “pussy”, while he thought we were both AFK. We weren’t. He then ran off after I moved. I go outside on a mule and defamed him once. I was going to only defame him once until he opened his immature mouth again. His response to my defame: “stuped hermit cant git no poozi irl feg u date on ms poozi”. This gave me a “lolirl” moment. Seeing as 1) though it’s of no one’s real concern, I’m not a virgin 2) I’m a NL 3) I have a girlfriend, so that rules out the “feg” part 4) I’m far from stupid, graduated at the age of 15. Anyways, soo I defame him some more. Then his friend defames my girlfriend when she was just sitting in the Free Market room, AFK on the phone with me while we talked about the hideous grammar and english of them both. After that he tries to defame us on some random mule. He couldn’t catch me but got my girlfriend. We went to NLC to sit in “our spot” that we usually AFK at and he whispers her talking to her about the whole ordeal. He claims the character I defamed was only a mule yet he whined like it was a main. Why would a mule have 5x fame to begin with? Why would he hide in FM CH1 to avoid being defamed? It made no sense. Then he tried to apologize for his actions. After which he just started cussing in his horrendous english. read more

lolol. I’m bored. [all similarities with other blogs are truth]

One day, Dest was walking on a random path on Maple Island.
“OH SNAP A CAR”
CRASSH BOOM AHHHH
Dest went flying into the air and landed in a pool full of slimes and mushrooms.
“EL OH EL WHY IS THERE MUSHROOMS AND SLIMES IN A POOL”
Dest was attacked.
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
Dest was taken to a hospital.
“uhhh were am i”
A nurse said “your in da hospital you get rest ok nexon pay 4 all damages”
“lolol nexon pay”
I think ima fake my injuries and sue Nexon!
“OH MY RIBS I THINK IMA DIE OW”
The nurse said “lol u die kthxbai”
Dest died. read more

yea… i’m not exactly new to MMOTales. but i havn’t been on a lot too. so yeah. o.o you will problably never know my other acc names; flower01 and bunnixx. i had no idea what i was thinking about when i made them up, so don’t ask. >< please… don’t ask. :] buht the only reason i’m on here was cuz i went on basil after 89592759 months and saw this AND cuz summers really boring. if my no capitalization is bothering you. i’m really sorry. :[ i just don’t feel like pressing the shift key right now. but atleast i’m using apostraphes.(sp?) :] if you’re one of those people who get really mad if people don’t use proper capitalization and and stuff, PLEASE TELL ME! D: i don’t want an angry mob of MMOers to hunt me down and start whacking me with an uncooked chicken or some other oncooked disgusting animal. ehh, i hate eating animals. it’s eww and really mean. but then again, that’s problably why i’m so skinny…
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<my suckish and very boring cleric>
if you have like, really good memory you might remember me saying i lvled a lot on my cleric. but after i reached 48 i stopped. o.o and that was around a month after cpq started. so for now, i’m stuck at that lvl. >:[ rawrr. i WOULD quit it, but all my friends on on her BL and then they’d be sad and they’d give me their AIM and i’m never on AIM and they’d be like, OMGGG</3 WHERE’S NIKKIE? D: I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SHE’S JUST BREAKING ME HEART NOW. THAT LITTLE CORNBUTT WILL PAYYY! .> evil.scheme.to.stalk.me.and.put.whipped.cream.on.my.face.while.sleeping. ehh. maybe i exagerated A LITTLE… or a lot. ;D so yeah. did i mention my wizardd yet? :] read more

I was reading a book, then I spontaneously remembered that I saved my comics on photobucket! lolz

comic 1

comic 2

comic 3

comic 4

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AGH.

I’m retyping this FOR THE THIRD TIME because this keyboard is weird and I accidently pressed something and it REFRESHED.

I had a really long blog

Currently it is.. 4:48PM. But I’m freaking tired because my internal clock is telling me it’s 4 in the MORNING. -_-

I tried to sleep on the plane but NOOO, these little kids had to keep shaking my chair and making my hair staticky. read more

I said I would make a blog, so I’m making a blog. If I didn’t say it then I meant to say it. I’ve been playing Talisman Online alot. I’m more than half way to the max level which is 60. I’m currently level 32. It’s pretty awesome. I would probably be in the 40s by now, but nobody will train with me and so I just sat there for like 2 weeks and haven’t leveled. read more

So~ I uninstalled Maplestory about seven monthes ago.
And now I’m back. (Well almost. In ten minutes I’ll have it downloaded.)
Hopefully nothing have changed and I won’t be that much of a noob ALL OVER AGAIN. (Yeah I know, not a chance. Don’t ruin my hopes though.) That’s the main reason that stopped me from returning to maplestory. I don’t want to be a level 49 noob. :< read more

I feel bored right now, so I decided to write this short story. You may recognize a few people in it. Besides, I wanted to get this out of my system before I leave for St. Louis in like, holy crap two hours!

Btw, Sorry if this is awkward or offensive to anyone in any way . Props for those who guess right the characters.

The title is such a good song. read more

I’m back home.. er, to Maplestory that is. I haven’t logged on to my account for over 7 months, not because i wanted to.. because of a international barrier. I was studying overseas for a bit and apparently, you’re not allowed to go on GMS if you’re not within the states.. or just the country i was at!

I come back to my nekked character.. no, naked would’ve been MUCH better! It was hideous! I could see it’s zhelm and unattractive medieval clothes. I went on attempting to play but damn, nx seemed so tempting to purchase. So i avoided playing ms for about a week or so, but then i came around to it. The second thing i noticed was that i had nobody on my buddylist active. I felt 80 and all my friends past away, lol. Not only that! I was far beyond technology.. I left ms at lvl 122, right before the 4th job patch.. (Yeh, just my luck). Everyone now are level 150+. It’s irritating >_>!! Only because i grinded my character to 122 in 2 months or less and i wanted to get to 13x before the patch :/ I guess it’s just frustrating seeing my little guy stuck at puberty and not knowing what to do, while all the big boys are going out partying. with GIRLS. lol. >_>;; By now, i wanted to be 16x. read more