Maplestory – Dest’sStory

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lolol. I’m bored. [all similarities with other blogs are truth]

One day, Dest was walking on a random path on Maple Island.
“OH SNAP A CAR”
CRASSH BOOM AHHHH
Dest went flying into the air and landed in a pool full of slimes and mushrooms.
“EL OH EL WHY IS THERE MUSHROOMS AND SLIMES IN A POOL”
Dest was attacked.
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
Dest was taken to a hospital.
“uhhh were am i”
A nurse said “your in da hospital you get rest ok nexon pay 4 all damages”
“lolol nexon pay”
I think ima fake my injuries and sue Nexon!
“OH MY RIBS I THINK IMA DIE OW”
The nurse said “lol u die kthxbai”
Dest died.

RIP DEST1

loljk

But, this blog is NOT going to be removed. It’s a parody/funhax blog. u liek? u dun? ok

15 thoughts on “Maplestory – Dest’sStory”

  5. Nurse said: “. . .nexon pay 4 all damages””

    I doubt that would actually happen, but meh. Somehow, it was strangely amusing. o__o

  10. All this story lacks is. . . IMPACT! . . . and SEXUAL APPEAL! (from Midori no Hibi o_o)

    And a PIPIKARIACHU!

  12. Well, it’s better than anything I’ve written. I think. In my opinion. With nachos.

    Elite goes NOM NOM NOM on rockets.

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