“DAMMIT JON! YOU MISSED THEM!”
“Well, sorrryy. I’m 18 this is my driving test remember?” Jon pressed another button. His driver instructor took a sip out of lmaonade. “What ever just kill them.” Jon looked at the controls Dammit, shoulda read the handbook. He peered at other screen. Where his character in a game based on the world they live in “MapleStory” was sitting down in the “Free Market.” C’mon die already! I got a Z-run in an hour! read more

December 21st Omega Sector

Dennis looked out of a window. “Yeah I guess so. Anyway the people you are about to meet. Will be part of your crew”
He said pullng open a door. “Intro time! This is Tom.” A man in his 30’s walked in “AW WHAT THE F*** DOC! YOU SAID THERE WOULD A WOMAN!” He turned and looked at Mike. “He’s just a kid.” Dennis laughed “Whatever Tom. This is Chris.” A male in his late-teens walked in. “Pleased to meet you.” He bowed. “Wow. A goody-two shoes” Tom laughed. “WHAT DID YOU SAY?” yelled Chris. Mike had trouble to hide his laughter. lol. He thought.
“And errr the last ‘person’ is a computer really. His name in Bob.” A computer rolled in. “Hai, I’m Boob. Oops typo. Bob.”
“HAHAHA!” Laughed Tom “WHAT IS HE WINDOWS 98?” Bob drew a sad face on the screen “No,” he typed. “I’m a XP Home Edition.” Mike popped in a floppy disk. A file called “Mike’s ‘Relief’ videos” popped up. “Bob, I think me and you will be good friends.” He said pressing the eject button. Nothing came out. “Let me see it.” Bob beeped and buzzed. “OH MY LAWD IT’S A POR- Mike shut him off. Chris looked at his teamates “Um, are we all set?” He asked.”Yup, let’s go.” Mike replied. The group walked down a hallway. And into a space shuttle. “Hey, didn’t we forget someone?” Mike asked.
“Yeah, we forgot to bring Bob.” Tom replied. When Mike turned on the shuttle, Bob’s voice came through the computer . “I am here. Oh yeah and, I transfered your ‘files’ Capitan Mike.” A disk came out. “Wow” said Tom “Who woulda thunk that a computer that’s over 9000 years old, would respond so fast.” They all laughed – Well, Bob said LOL. read more

Test 3: MMOTMS

This server was very different then the othes I’ve played. Since I knew most of the people that played. On my first character I forgot to talk to Duey. So I quit on that. My second,after a recent sex change, I relised I couldn’t play seriously knowing that I can wear female clothes. (WHICH IS FREAKIN FUN!) So I made my third:Mudkipz. I chose to stay a beginner because “I can and it’s free.” When I started I figured I should train on some snails, I didn’t have to move since after killing me for some time, David spawned some for me. I was lvl 50 in minutes, so I put on my z-helm. Amd bragged that I solo’d Zakum. It was all good. Untill David spawned Zakum himself. I’m sure you can guess the outcome. read more

Yesterday, I tried a server called “FTWStory”

Now to me the name was the gheyest thing on Earth. But hey can’t judge a book by it’s name eh?
Or something like that…
Anyway I made my soon-to-be Ranger. Named RangerMike.
It started off well. You know, three snail kills and then POP! J00 ish lvl 10. And then in like 15 mins, your lvl 30.
I met some….intresting people. Some *cough* most *cough* We’re uh, different. And then there were some who were nice. But I liked to go Solo for now. I got to lvl 50, then did the quest der, the one dat you gotta keel liek 10 STD’s and then 20,then 40. That got me to about 68-9. read more

“NO U”

Yeah so I was looking at old blogs of mine.
So I was reading one ’bout the PSs n’ stuff.
Then I came across the following comment:

So I was like “You know he’s right.”
And so I joined SilentMS. Made a F/P, since I never made one before. My “bro” (Rtkid) had a Hero named Suave. So I begged him for some funds. He was being all cool (or trying to be) and was like “Dun wry, it’s all gonna be k.”
I never should’ve let him watch Arby n’ The Chief… read more

I downloaded MapleStory I couple of days ago.

All was well untill.

LAG.

TEH UBER BLACK SCREEN

Restart.

Click Maple.

Wash and repeat.

I was like “O.o nonononono Not my Vista!.”

I you can see I took some pictures while I was online!

My guildmate and I were discussing why there are some many people unactive all of a sudden.

He blamed private servers. read more

Hey! That’s not the title I wanted.

Fo shizzle

Mah Dizzle

Wizzle

Krizzle?

It was soooo hot outside. I thought I was gona turned into Scrambled Mike.

Oh yeah….

It was THAT hot.

I logged on….

Lit a camp fire.

Killed a red bear

Logged off.

Wish you were me?

Did ya get it…?

No?

Okay I’ll give you some more time…..

Now?

Yeah it’s Maple! read more

Long time no see? Anyway as some of you know, I did try Mabinogi, got to lvl 19. And now I’m slowly drifting away from it.

Going,Going,Going….Down the river of MapleStory. That’s right! I”m drifting back!

You see… I started playing Maplestory.Got to lvl 20 and noticed “Time consuming MY FOOT!.” By lvl 4x It was hard to
train by playing 1-2 hours a day. I bumped it up to 2-3 on a school night, 3-4 on a weekend. Harmless right?
By the high 40’s I bought my first 25$ NX card. I was so happy as soon as I got off the city bus, I ran like a humming bird back home to charge it. I began acting social too, not like I never talked before, but I just started… Talking… Example “Hi” turned into “Hai”, “Haha” turned into “LOL”, “…” turned into F6. 5x is when it all changed,
I started to play for 6-7 hours on a schoolnight, and Who-Knows how long on a weekend. I grew tired.
Short-tempered. And I developed light purple circles around my eyes. And by lvl 60, I preformed my first “Skip.” I didn’t get caught, but I thought ” No, I’m not THAT crazy.” I decided in order to make Dragon Kinght I’d have to increase my hours some more, But being 13 and all I couldn’t fit anymore time without my mom finding out. read more

Today I was leveling as always.

Then some girl in my party was like “We should go into Mars Mine”
“Mars Mine?”
“Yeah good EXP”

There was Me, lvl 21 Acro
a lvl 20 Assist
lvl 20 Acro (yo-yo user)

So I was like “Sure why not”

WOHHHH BOY DON’T I WISH I DIDN’T SAY THAT!

“Mars Mine”
Many people went in there,
Not one of them came out…
Today it’s my turn,
Will I live?
What’s in there?
Only time will tell.. read more

Lvl another day By Nass

I’m gonna train, yes and no
I’m gonna gain some part of
I’m gonna keep this secret
I’m gonna close my program now

I guess, level another day
I guess, level another day
I guess, level another day
I guess, level another day

Yeah whooo lvl 18!

So happy, I’M GONNA FLY!

Nass has a head ache =(
So I’m gonna have to take this <<<S-WORD>>>> medicine.
My mom<-Who is a nurse was like “Too many hours on the games” read more