I AM A DRAGON!
Just assume from this point on everything is cappa-cappa-cappatalizzzzed!(No, that word is not cappuccino)
i have a dream,
my dream is someday i shall be accepted by society and not be viciously attacked at any period of the day by “brave” knights,
come on a dragon needs his beauty sleep!
also, my wish is to go to space but yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh. . . .(i can barely get a taxi, how am i supposed to get a rocket ship?) read more

[h]This is the Intro, whoa look at the pretty blue color! Oh look a dancing butterfly!*chases*[/h]
me: OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
random person who feels the need to be Mr.Therapist:Calm down!
me:How can I be calm at a time like this! I need some cookie dough icecream!
Mr. Therapist: OMG! WHAT ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT!?
me:the answer is simple, It’s Magic! read more

I’m back, BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY!(does spellcheck on that word, CORRECT! yay!)
Back from the future. . .I mean past. . .*chokes on tea biscuit* (Lol, that’s what I’m eating right now, it’s like a cracker but it’s a cookie!)
Your adorable, little, wacky, Parenthesis-Exclamation Man is back to wreak havoc!
Referring to the title, I will answer all the questions that you might have about that right now!
No, I will not give you a piggy back ride, I’m no dinosour that you stick a quarter into and you can ride me!(It’s actually 50 cents now!)
And I guess that also answers my other question that I AM back from the past!(Dinosaurs roamed the earth over two million years ago, connect the dots!) read more

Hail this blog!
Hail it like you’ve never hailed a blog!
To hail with this blog!(Oops, wrong form of grammar!)(Did you catch that, if not you have the mind of a flea, otherwise known as a second grader!)
Reads to self: Okay so I’ve hailed it, poured in the milk, and written over one line, this cake recipe better be accurate! The Officials at Kraft Cheese promised me an awesome blog! read more

Awww! Look how cute this baby blog is! I just wanna take you and write on you, yesh I do, yesh I do!

{Intro trumpets: Bah ba ba ba da da daaa!(hey! Don’t start playing “Stairway to Heaven”! ! !)}
I’m too lazy to do this while standing! So I got a random person to do it! Just pretend I’m him x100% more sexier!
Hey! I do have ‘lazy’ in my name! But maybe I should start writing shorter blogs b/c it doesn’t go with being lazy!
This one’s gonna be a hell of an amazing and ridiculously long blog with a tornado of pictures!(oops, sorry, too extreme?, just trying to spice things up! )
WARNING: I seriously mean that this is gonna be super,fantastically, long blog! But don’t run away! Because I got uh. . .*thinks hard about something that isn’t cookies* CHEERIOS! at the end!
Arg! I should change my name from lazy to overworked! read more

^ ^ ^ I would gladly pay exactly $5.69 for that ^ ^ ^
I’m from the future and Im here to take your Danimals yogurt! ! ! !
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Soup, It’s souper freakay! ! ! !
0.O
Interesting fact: All those tags up there actually have to do with this blog! Woot!
0.O
Lol, who doesn’t love the man in the goggles>>> 0.O
I don’t know why people do that but I just s’pose cause they want to brag! read more

Aaaah!!!!Everyone get to a safe perimeter about 60 miles away!!!!!!!
Me: I’m going in!
Some passerby: No, Don’t DO IT!! It’s suicide to the 14th power!!!(Math, GO FROM THIS BLOG or face a terrible death)
Me: Dammit, There are tasty cookies in that cookie jar, I can’t just leave them behind! The fate of the world, or even the universe, or maybe the galaxy is at stake(Mmm. . .Speaking of steak. . .(shakes head, SNAP out of it)
Some passerby:Just. . be-becareful. I don’t want you getting hurt
Me: Dude, do I even know you!!!
Some passerby: Yeah! Remember, I was sitting at the opposite side of the field from you at the packed stadiums of the baseball game. . .
Me: Doesn’t ring a bell. . . No time for talk, there are chocolate pandas becoming extinct. .Oh yeah! I mean bunnies in the cookie jar. read more

Hello, MMOerrrrrrrors!!!!!!!(errors!!!)(hehe snuck an ‘o’ in there)
well here is another chapter
gosh, don’t know what this is called but it’s like that same thing that happens in the book “Eldest”
you know where they switch off from characters, back and forth, well if anyone could tell me what that is then thanks!
okedoke, this character is important to the story in a major way
also I somehow made it 5 pages!!!(seriously the fight scene just went on and on, I didn’t even know I made an extra page till I looked back over it!!!)
also a question, DO I GOT ANY FANS? ANYONE THAT HAS READ ALL THE CHAPTERS AND REALLY LIKE IT? (just wanna know)
well here it is, a good one, coming right at you, and AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!(rollercoaster goes down and struggles to hold on to chapter and read it on the way down)(yay going to Six Flags, Great America soon!That is the best place evar!!) read more

Hello, ALL of the People of Earth (Did I go to far?)(I think I missed that left turn a couple of blocks away)
I am sorry that this chapter took so long to release but I didn’t write over spring break and this chapter was hard to write
this is the longest chapter so far and probably will stay one of the longest
it is 7 whole pages!!!!!
yikes, somebody get me a gobstopper!!!!
okedoke, this is the chapter of brilliance and masterful skill!!!!”Yay” says the hyper bunny that hops, hops, hops (stop hopping!!!!)(this is just hoppity hop hoppy out of control)(PARENTHI!!!!!HEHEHEHE)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
*spits out chapter from his mouth and makes it shiny*
Enjoy!(people who have weird hats on are advised not too read this b/c it could cause mild siezures!!!)(not really;if you want you can still wear your silly hats ) read more

At Yippie-Yahoo O’clock today my laundry was stolen
When I walked into my house I saw claw marks on my door
They looked like math symbols scratched out but I’m not sure, It could have just been random signals
7+8=15 and 6×7=42 (see, its all just a bunch of undecipherable numbers) I think it could have something to do with the number 21 (GREAT GATSBYS GHOST!!!!!!!)
I went in and went down the stairs>>> Creeeaaakk!! Creeeaaaak!!
“oh no” I thought “The Carpet!!!! It’s not perfectly aligned!!! Its been moved .000007 centimeters!!! What a terrible deed!!!
And then I wanted to wash my hands but there was no soap!Later I found out that it was eaten!
I crept into the laundry room and a frightening image revealed itself and almost killed me of shock! It was (dramatic pause) (longer pause) (annoying drum roll starts coming from the Aztec tribe located deep in the jungle) (this is pausibly the longest pause ever!!!!!) (one more just to anger folks) (why, why must you tortuse us, lazydame!!! *Guy shoots himself*)
THELOADOFLAUNDRYWASGONEANDTHEREWERERIPPEDOUTSHREDSONTHEFLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(AH!!!more exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
oops I’m sorry im speaking lazinish again TRANSLATION: THE LOAD OF LAUNDRY WAS GONE AND THERE WERE RIPPED OUT SHREDS ON THE FLOOR!!!!
The police investigated it and drew a picture of who the culprit might be but unfortunately all their crayola crayons were a waste when someone accidently stabbed the drawings to death so I can’t show you them. read more