I’m back, BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY!(does spellcheck on that word, CORRECT! yay!)
Back from the future. . .I mean past. . .*chokes on tea biscuit* (Lol, that’s what I’m eating right now, it’s like a cracker but it’s a cookie!)
Your adorable, little, wacky, Parenthesis-Exclamation Man is back to wreak havoc!
Referring to the title, I will answer all the questions that you might have about that right now!
No, I will not give you a piggy back ride, I’m no dinosour that you stick a quarter into and you can ride me!(It’s actually 50 cents now!)
And I guess that also answers my other question that I AM back from the past!(Dinosaurs roamed the earth over two million years ago, connect the dots!)

Ok, I haven’t blogged in a hell of a long time!
What I’ve been up to? (*cough*Too much DragonTales!*cough*)(Dammit, I’m still choking on that tea biscuit)
Well, I am re-writing my series ‘A Hero’s Struggle’ and working on a comic about a penguin. I also am working on a side story so I gotta a lot of work.
Yeah, I just decided to make this blog for the fun of it, even though I promised myself I wouldn’t make another MS blog until I released something else first. Ahh well!

WARNING: Probably long blog ahead, I have no idea until I’ve actually written the thing but it will probably be long!
*trips over blog*OMG, It’s that long already*trips over blog again*laughs at himself*WAIT! WHA? ! Nevermind!
(Oh yes, there will be information about the new town!)

Let’s start this out properly with a nice friendly ‘Hi!’ (no, I wasn’t gonna give people milkshakes! But I will give you HANDshakes! Oh, see that clever pun?)(*chuckles* sorry, that was just so funny!)
WHAT TIME IS IT? IT’S PICTURE TIME!
What can I say? I’m embarrassed!
*Backs away slowly from angry mob of MMOerz*Runs*Wait! Come back! You have to finish writing the blog! Oh right!
*scrolls through thousands of pictures of my sexy self!* Aha! Here it is SexyLazydame pic # 48596 of Section C-3!
The snail express is the ONLY way to travel!

1.(I went back in and added this number one in, I just don’t feel I’ve had enough training to write a blog without numbers!)
Hey! Did you notice the green bandana I had equiped! Yea! I finally saved up enough for one! Thank God Prices are going down! I thought I would have just enough for it because it cost like 8 mil before but the price now is 3 mil! So. . .
8mil – 3 mil = 5 mil! That means I have leftovers!
I call myself the Green Crazy Hulk Man now!

2.Since I was talking about being in Amoria like a while ago (one paragraph ago, for those of you who are dumb!)
Random hello to BlackNazgul, Mastercheeze, and Ganzicus! And. . .(Can I mention Hotpockets? But it isn’t a bad word!)
What?! Where am I?! Oh! Sorry fainted there for a second, whoa, apparently I had a business conference in New York while I was unconscious! Well , if I’m not fired then I don’t care!

Well I was talking about Amoria, and I WENT TO A WEDDING! A WEDDING OF GLITCHING PROPORTIONS!
Unbelievably, I was invited to a wedding! Which a never thought would happen in my lifetime!
It was my real next door neighbor’s wedding! And it happened in MS!(Just clearing up confusion there)(This will clear up confusion for the dumb people: *Hits them on head with a truck*)
I was the first one at the chapel, and I simply waited! Waiting. . .I waited so long I started going sort of crazy! You know what happens when you go cR4ZzzY?!? You start hearing elevator music, and then when someone starts talking to you they sound like the beeps when you reach a floor!
There’s me waiting on the dangerous heights of the chapel! See how crazy I am in that picture! ! ! !

Lol, we missed on channel 16, I was joking about it before but I didn’t think it could actually happen!
So we moved our group to channel 2! Channel 2 News! Reporting Live! (Sorry, I just always wanted to write that!)
I gave my friend 47 monster cards and also gave away my cherished blue bandana to him! I couldn’t think of a gift before but I think that was a perfect present!

So anyways we all went inside and there was a glitch when we blessed the couple so we had to wait for it to countdown, Sort of like New Years! But no champagne! Most of these pics will have that chat bar up.
It says ‘Best Wedding Evvvvvaaarrrrrr!’. . .Sad but true!
I say something about ‘I don’t want to die here’ I heard that if you get trapped in there you could die of wedding fever!
Oh, look at that, turns out I only had two pics to show you there!

Onwards to the Cake!
I’ll just make this like a slideshow!
My finger spammed the scroll lock here in hopes of getting at least one good group pic!
Note: My comment here has nothing to do with the ‘Secks time’ comment! Thank you for your understanding!
A decent attempt at getting a great pic, but sadly it failed!
Oh sweet! I remember why I said that! It’s because I was helping them drop coins, but unfortunately I could only drop a coin every 20 seconds!
Weather Today: Raining gold objects!Sure it’s sweet, but after going to the hospital for lumps in your heads, you don’t have much left afterward!
Mesos? Safe to eat?
Fireworks! Where?*Keeps staring out the window*drools*

3. [robotic voice]Parenthi Threat Detected! Cannot stop the parenthi! User 139586: You’re screwed![/robotic voice]
(((((((((((((((((((((THE PARENTHI SHALL RULE AGAIN!))))))))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((Each parenthi takes away $70 from your tax money))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(This is groovezilla speaking: Drop your toy weapons or I will start randomly crushing buildings!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0?)))))))))))))))))))0 SECONDS TO LIVE >: D((((((()))

4. After that catostrophe I’m not sure if I can ever write again! Wait, yes I can, that’s happened like in every blog so I guess I have grown immune to it! I’m a parenthi mutant!
Well I keep going back in time, so how about if we go back to where I went mushmoming!(Such a weird phrase!)
I got up early one morning and decided to kill mushrooms, except BIGGER! Naturally, I went to mushmom! While there I got partied and was in a pretty nooby party, I was level 45 which is kind of low for mushmom, but the party members where level 30’s! Oh yeah, the Maple Soul Singer works wonders for warriors! It gives +30 Accuracy.(Woot, I used a period for once)

As a result of pointless iron boar killing, soon mushmom appeared! And the reason I stayed in that nooby party shall be revealed. . .in a moment, not yet, wait for it, NOW!
Lol, tombstones everywhere! Everyone died and our ‘cleric’ also died! So me being smart, never rely on a cleric too nooby, I used my pots! Brilliant!

Basically this is how the battle went down!
Miss, miss, miss, hit! Miss, miss, miss, another miss, hit! Miss, miss, miss, hit! (what was going through my mind: I’M PWNING THIS BOSS! and also MUSHMOM SOUP FOR DINNER TONIGHT!)
This just proves that houses have feelings too!

So the morale of this story, stay in nooby parties so you can watch a funny display of tombstones fall on the screen and a bunch of ghosts noobs, which by the way, are scarier than normal noobs!

5. Did you hear that? Number 5 just made fun of you! Run number 5, before the MMOTalerz force you to eat very good MAC & Cheeze!(Not mastercheeze!) Wait, that’s a good thing, don’t stop number 5, keep running!

6. I went to stone golems! It was pretty fun training there! Who knew killing walking rocks could be so much fun!
-A sin that was around my level and some level 35’s were going around channels and killing the golems that were in the pit on the way to the dungeon, so I went along with them for a few seconds, they complimented me on my Maple Soul Singer, which actually has gotten a lot of compliments so far! I ended up losing group!
-I was training at the Golem Temples with this mage, and so we started talking after I gratzed him on leveling! Then we let an afk level 50 sin there DIE! Is it a sin to kill a sin?
-Then I trained with the person that got married before, except this was before the marriage (geeze, I keep going further and further back in time!)
-And here’s a pic! I don’t mean to brag but I will brag!

7. Speaking of dying sins,(wow, I am transitioning incredibly from each point, lol) I made my rogue into a sin!
Huzzah! Huzzah! Lol, I’m a lot like you Mastercheeze! We both have warriors for our main (I think) and sins for our secondary characters! Well, who cares about that guy, let’s go on *Mastercheeze steals all the attention and ketchup* what the woopayah! Now I’m just jambling!(A word we made up while chatting, it means the same thing as ramble except it’s more confusing and jumbled up, see, jumble+ramble=jamble!)(Too bad I can’t have the jam in ‘jam’ble!)(I’ve mentioned Mastercheeze to many times in this blog already)(Why am I calling him Mastercheeze when I always call him cheezy, this is all jambled up!)

Okay, I’m starting a new paragraph because everything just seems squished together in that last paragraph!
I leveled to level 30 after doing a couple more pq’s and then painstakingly trained on orange mushrooms and octos for the last 2%. The test consisted of killing blue mushrooms and ice cursed eyes? Oh wait, are they called ‘cold eyes’?
So now, I just have to win a claw on basil and my lvl 30 outfit is complete! And also I think it’s stellar that tobi prices are going down! (I remember when I couldn’t even afford subis!)

Wow, I’m completely shocked, I can’t make up a caption! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Since we’re on the subject of basil, I should mention I am selling the Maple BBQ’s! I love money! Ooh, and I finally sold my glove attack scroll!

8. GUILDS!
Wow, hard to believe that I was in a guild for about 5 blogs (I guess?) Which was like a world record for me, and now during this delay of me not writing blogs, I now have quit that guild, joined a new guild, decided to also quit that one, and now am in a guild that I am not sure wether I’ll be staying in for a long or short time, and this sentence is like a run-on and keeps on going forever. . .and ever. . .and ever. . .STOP!*screeching halt*

So let’s see how all this went. . .
I trained at Golems, I met a guy there and we became buddies.
Funny story: I saw him in one of those pits with the spiky things, and I kept screaming and saying that it hurt. Just random jamble! Soon, a level 56 page came along, and before I knew it, we were on our way to Tauros together! I was the leader of the party!

So we, sped through miles and miles of rocks! And darkness surrounded us, but we pushed on. Overcoming the obstacles we arrived at our destination and began killing Tauromacis and spears, soon a bunch of other people came and it was a real bloodfest!
Anyway, the cleric left and I asked the page if I could join the guild! He agreed, so I was in a guild again! It was called AlwayzLazy too, so it was perfect for me. But unfortunately it did not last, the page left soon and I decided to quit soon after also.

There was a person named ‘DittyDeath’ which in my opinion is an awesome name, and guess what, she was a bandit!
I accidently met her at that ghost place in Mushroom Shrine. Her buddy and she were doing a cool amazing trick!
The sin would go all over and get as many ghosts to follow him as he could and then DittyDeath would meso explode them all in a second on her platform, it was pretty astonishing!

Moving on, the second guild I just joined when a level 73 ranger invited me at mushmom! Yeah, I didn’t plan on staying long at all, but I don’t know, I might stick around! I keep forgetting the names of the guilds I’m in! So I cannot give you the name of the guild!

9.Interesting Fact: My warrior ranking was the same so the signal that appears for that is like this pinkish minus sign! So that’s pretty sweet to know!

10. Haha! That was a short point!

11. Even shorter point above!

12. Shorter and shorter!

13. This is short!

14. Meh!

15. Finally! New Leaf City!
I was up pretty early today and the patch almost didn’t work! But I just looked around a bit and clicked on the patcher in the Maplestory folder. I went downstairs and made some breakfast and voila! I was in! So skipping the logging in part!(Can’t have that in there, or I might have accidently given out my maple info!)
Also, I checked the website and found it pretty amusing that the patch was actually done 30 minutes early and people on basil were actually happy, I thought the world was ending!

Well lucky me! Good thing I decided to stay in Vic a little longer!(Wow, there is like an overflow of exclamation marks in this blog!)(Oh look at that, another one!)(Ok, I could do this forever!)

I went to the subway! And bought my ticket and then waited 3 minutes, the train takes off every 10 minutes. Then a few hours later, woops I mean minutes! Scared ya? Didn’t I?
I was at the continent of Masteria in a city called New Leaf City!

See there’s the ground, and it looks like I’m sitting on it!

First thing I did was get off, and bought an Onyx Blade. T.T Bad choice! Now I don’t like it and want to sell it! I was just tempted because I was exactly the level needed to equip it!
The bad choices continue! I went to a place called Big Ben Tower or something to that sound. This place has got a lot of invisible portals you got to click to get to the monsters. So I started killing off the bees and evil flowers! I traveled in deeper and saw a bunch of spider things! I dropped onto one and my hp was pretty low so BANG! I’m dead!

I revived and went back to town. I really got a chance to observe it this time. The place was infested with millions of pros! I even saw ‘curryishot’ go past me right by the eiffel tower!
This place is really beautiful though, it’s got tons of attractions and seems like the most ginormous city ever!
Here’s some pics with attractions! I should have taken a ton more pics! I might go take some more pics later. Check back over here if I do!(Probably not though, but it’s worth a glimpse!)
I AM SPHINX MAN!
I hope it’s not possible to die of big maple face!
I laugh while he tries to get up there! I have just done the impossible!

Continuing on, I met up with my friend xMagicFuryx! I love hanging out with this guy! He is my highest leveled friend and he’s a really good encyclopedia too! This summer I went from 40 to like 45, he went from 40 to 80! (He had double exp cards though!)

Hung out with him for awhile and then went somewhere else!
I did that bee quest for that. . .dude, which I can’t remember his name, but he’s like an explorer. I went to that place with all those weird portal things, they’re like onion rings stacked up on each other, and everyone was teleporting everywhere! It was a KS’ing frenzy! And no one could get to the top so everyone was looking for a way to reach it. I found out how to and then changed channels so I could finish the quest alone up there!

I AM THE LUCKIEST EVER! After I finished the quest I got a glove attack scroll and I had already sold my other one. So now I have like 5 mil and soon this scroll will get me up to about 10 mil! Which is like billionaire rich for me! Wow, two weeks ago, 3 mil was the most I had ever had and now I’m about to skyrocket to 10 mil! So I’m gonna scroll the hell out of my equips! I’m pretty sure that I can actually scroll all of my equips fully right now!
Also I have almost achieved level 50, which was one of my first major goals, and I’m so excited that I am so close!
Lol, I made up another list of goals in my mind that I will reach for after this!

On to the slimes of gold! I tried eating them but they are not really crunchy! I DC’d a ton of times here. Now, elephants with diapers aren’t that weird but elephants with electric hats are just freaky! I killed some of those for a quest and that was about where I stopped and decided to write this blog!

I hope this blog was bloggilicious!
Here are some extra pics! Aww! No more scrolling up and down for pics! I’m afraid the pic thing won’t work and my years of work I have put into this blog would all disappear!
YOU SHALL NOT LIVE IN FEAR ANY MORE, MAPLERS!
This is a name of honor!
I hope this fake I.D. will be able to fool the cops. Look closely, it’s a glitch, look at my pic and then the info!
I think that’s actually the Stargate! I don’t know what I was thinking! C’mon, Narnia is in a closet!
This is the perfect vacation spot!

And here’s one last pic!
Undercover noob!

Well, I just winged this blog! Just a spur of the moment blog, but I’ll bet you will see a commercial about this blog later!
Well, probably not! I’m not that famous yet! YET! keyword=YET!
Well, I typed that for the third time!
Well, I fell in a well and I am well now! That’s s’well’!

I never know how to conclude these things! It’s just so hard!
Ok here’s how I’ll do it! I’ll end it in exclamation marks! ! ! I’m pretty sure that’s how it would have ended anyway because I probably have put one at the end of every sentence in this blog, but for those of you who are smart weasels, I didn’t put them at the end of EVERY sentence. For instance, that one! . . .

~LaZzz. . . ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
There’s a whole storm of exlamation marks! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !