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Evil M&M Ninjas vs. Easter Turtles!!!

Hope this Works!
Good Experience. Bah!(Where did the sheep come from?) I’d say it was GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well this is how the battle started:
Spartan: I am a Spartan and I like cake!
Non-Spartan: I am not a Spartan and I like pie!
Both:LET’S FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry to say that Spiderman3 came in and stopped the fight before it really got out of control! Funkiller!!! read more

PQs, Whales, And Bunny Mania!!!(LVLING)

The bunny mafia are after me for stealing their cake!!!!! I’ve been in the jungle for 3 hours and fifty three seconds!
I have fallen into a hole. Its a deep hole. Very Deep. So deep I can’t get out. I have made friends with the monkeys. And so here I am writing this blog while monkeys throw bananas into my megabites. I keep telling them that megabites cant actually eat bananas but they dont listen!!!!! read more

Ninjas + Fried Chicken = PARTY!!!!!!

hiya!!!!(in a friendly and ninja like way)

welcome to another MS blog about what I did over the weekend
it will be kung-foo-rific!!!!!
some of our guest stars will feature Snoopy(who is now a crime dog on the search for vengeance)(ooh! scary)
and more and more and more and more PARANTHESISESEISSESES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeh also im gonna make a poem!!!!(sing song voice) read more

A Hero’s Struggle Ch. 6

Author’s Note

hey hey!! what’s up everyone..IN THE WORLD!!!(one can hope!!!)
welcome to the next installment of A Hero’s Struggle
sorry it took so long but my computer broke down and it commited suicide ( i went to a doc before it was too late)
and i saved it!!!!!!
Well I hope u enjoy this one cause it is very descriptive and action filled(next one will be even more action filled)(it will probly come out sometime this week)(my goal is three this week so u can at least expect tu)(haha everyone’s gonna get super angry that i spelled two wrong)(mwuhhahahahha)(Parenthesis PARTY!!!!)(selling words@@@@@@@@@@annoyin@@@@@@@@)
COMMENCE WITH THE STORY!!!!BRILLIANT!!! read more

A Cat plays Monopoly while Snowboarding!

now that i have ure attention let me start another MMO BLOG LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!

MMO star blog Day 2 on Ludi
i encountered some alien life forms today (STAR TREK!!!!)

Tip of the day: $6.24 to the waiter at that fancy place
Always save a quarter for the gumball machine!!!

Question of the Day: Which car wash does Batman go to wash the batmobile? read more

A Hero’s Struggle Ch. 5

Author’s Note

wow i am amazed!!!!
2 days of writing and I finished this chapter
a good chapter that gives you more mystery in the story
its also way shorter than the last one but not too short
chapter 6 will be out on Saturday
hope you enjoy and comment(come on lets FRONT PAGE this succka!!!!)(Blow someones mind out!!!)(Review: Better than James Bond I give this 3 thumbs up)(Aaaaahhhh!!!)
end of message…….3…….2……..1………wait dont blow it up or else the peoples won’t be able to read the story!!!! read more

A Hero’s Struggle Ch. 4

Author’s Note

yeah woohoo finished this one
wow this chapter was supposed to be longer and it should have been chapter 4
well to me this story is turning out way better than I anticipated and I hope some of you like the series already
In this chapter: I give you a conflict and dont worry I will add another one, I think my dialogue is awesome,
also I really try to work on adding the character’s feelings
please tell me what you think(comments and suggestions)(dont be too harsh I thought this was spectacular and you should _ro_t P_g_ it, yay fill in the blanks if u r smart then u will do it)(ooga booga!!!!!!!!!) read more

Hello! Muffins?

Hello moto!

this is like my second attempt to make a blog about my mmo day
after 5 days of bannedness (yes that is a word cause i say so)(i say so cause i am god of this blog)
theres a lot that happened so listen up and u will get a muffin!!!!(if you come to my house):

When I was banned I was so sad i got wasted on fruit punch!!! It had some kick in it
I was so drunk I even looked in the refrigerator for paper when my friend came over and wanted to print something( man that was so funny….at the time and i just added this part cause it might not be funny also this is not made up) read more

A Hero’s Struggle Ch. 2

Yes I’m finally back from being banned (wow 5 days)

Author’s Note

so anyway here is chapter 2 and im also releasing chapter 3 (may they go in peace)
these chapters were one chapter before
im planning like about 60 I’d say, it was originally like 50 but I think I’m gonna split some chapters up cause length
ok hope you enjoy them and give comments and suggestions(greatly appreciated)(leave a penny, take a penny)(dont no why I wrote that last thing)(here I go again with the parenthesis)
Next one:how the he** should I know but me thinks it be on Friday because its an explaining chapter and I suk at those read more

A Hero’s Struggle Ch. 3

wow!!! 2 in a day(this will only happen once b/c the 8 or 9(dont no anymore because of that whole pluto incident) planets are perfectly aligned)(Wow you guys got pretty lucky)(hungry grab a snickers)(I love parenthesis: they are my friends)

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this is gonna be short and simple
this is basically the first battle but it is the smallest one so the others will probly be much better(Crap! NOw I gotta write the others better, Well now I’m in a sticky situation)
also plz let this story live on at least till the 4th one( that one will actually explain stuff and introduce the conflict)
comments appreciated; will also take suggestions(but those aren’t so much appreciated b/c then you guys get to tell me how i suk)(wow i hate c’s the button is so sticky b/c my bro spilled something on it > ) read more