*Crys* Cheeze stole my soul and is telling tales ’round the campfire! Why can’t my originality stay original? Oh well.
This one’s about 2 years old too xD.
:Thanks for coming in today.
Sirsolo: Yeah no problem.
I: So, What is it you wish to talk about today?
Sirsolo: I want to clear the names of assassins.
I: And… how exactly do you wish to do this?
Today I wasted approximately four hours of my playing time. First of all, I was training my level 55 ice mage at Red Drakes. There was someone in the map, so I changed channel. While the screen was black and waiting, I walked over to the opposite end of the room to turn the radio on. When I turned back around, I was dead. Some hacker had sucked all the monsters to the safe platform. I lost 5%, lots of time wasted there.
[h] May result in serious consequences if you try these things[/h]
with the side suggestion you’ll have a lot of fun if you don’t get caught.
Laugh at somebody who just killed himself by buying an MMBag and killing himself with it [XAzn134nditX – Bera].
I just paid myself to kill myself
Go up to somebody random and say. “Excuse me Sir, but you seem kind of down lately, may I offer you a cookie? ” IMPORANT !!! This may result in cursing, ksing, and other bad things, that includes of him/her stealing your cookie. You also have to say ‘sir’ even if it’s a female. 
Yet another old story I made. This one was supposedly more a book then a story. Had a different feel. I don’t think Im going to continue this one.
Episode 1The lights were bright, very old, but still very bright. Yet I couldnt look away, I wasnt allowed to. I was tied to the chair incase of attempted escape. But I wouldnt be doing that, I was already too tired from the previous nights activities. I had been caught, much before I wished to be, but caught none the less.
The room, or what I saw of it through the light was dark, walls made of stone, mold spreading in the corners, giving it a greenish glow; it was small too.. The door, centered on the wall to my right was made of heavy iron. These doors, compared to the rest of the room, looked brand new. I sat in a wooden chair, and there was a plastic desk in front of me, which held the light, so carelessly pointed into my face. My hands were professionally tied behind my back with rough rope. I was assuming that there was a chair opposite of me, though I couldnt get a glimpse of it, because of the light. I was stripped of everything unnecessary or dangerous. For me at the time, it was mostly dangerous. I was left in my business suit, and my trousers, but missing a belt of course. The door creaked open, and in stepped, Im guessing, a man. He casually walked in, and sat in the chair opposite of me. I decided to close my eyes, since there wasnt much left to see either way. He got right to the point.
Well, I’m still here, slowly leveling, watching that yellow bar gradually fill up.
I haven’t died yet so that’s a big plus! ^^
After a quick check of Basil Market, I signed into Maple, checking to see if my buyers were on. Glancing at the EXP bar, a measily 20%, doesn’t look like I’ll be leveling today.
Venting my anger on octopuses in the Construction Site, I some how completed Nella’s Citizen’s request. O_O
YAY..er i think. I can’t remember what I received so it couldn’t have been that good ><
Checking my buddy list again for my buyers, I noticed that my good friend Nez was in Kerning City, more specifically Subway Line One Area Four.
No problem, it’s only four maps of bubblings…right? Right guys? Er..guys?
Well no problem, thank the Dark Lord for Dark Sight. Saved me on using dozens of pots. Passing through the enthusiastic bouncing of the Bubblings before being warped into Stirges. NO I DIED!
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Well I would have if not for the four players there, training away at the bothersome bats. While passing through, I may have collected ten Stirge wings for the ‘Luke the Security Guard’ Quest. Next map: small ghosts (Doesn’t know name) then a map later, Nez! (And really BIG ghosts).
My level 6X friend was being AFK on the platform so I waited for him. I got bored and tried my luck on the funny ghosts.
MISS, MISS, MISS. A mage walks up to me: “Dude, you’ll never hit them.”
=.= I realised. Picture One
When NezumiKami does come back he ditches me by changing channels…twice. Later he said he was looking for his trader x_O. ANYWAY!
Make my way out, again thumbs up for Dark Sight and trade with someone at Free Market.
I only got one more level away from being a assassin. I was a poor guy intill today i ask this guy…. Hey man Can i have some money because im going to become a sin and i don’t have any money you’d think he would blow me off and say #$%^ you man it’s not my problem but he actully gave me 7 speed snow shoes, all level 30 sin equips, paper air planes, and 1 kumbi I SAID OMG THANK YOU I WILL REPAY YOU AS SOON AS I GET IT!!!!! He also fames me and buddys me plus he says See Me When Your Level 35. I Will Give You A MapleClaw… He is the nicest person i’ve ever seen. Anyway I killed some chickens and got good exp. I also did a couple Pqs … i got earrings and ores…. I Cannot Wait Till Level 30 Ps: Can Any Of You Tell Me where to put the 1st Ap Pt at level 30 Ty <3
hahahahahaha runescape is way better!!!!!!! yours is like a cartoon. a really gay cartoon.
Or in the same thought as before, have I failed Maple? Drama&Action, TV much?
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MapleHistory :
Steven … I swear if I didn’t meet you at zombies or re-met you in Ludi, I dunt know where I’ll be now. Meeting you and most of all marrying and CR-ing with you is one of my most Treasured Maple Moments<3
Meeting my bf with 30 lvls between us, makes it difficult to see each other much … rght? Wrong 
Steven always put me first before anything else. Lv. 9x he was vkpting, me logging in. Results : ” Kay, hold on lorie I’m coming <3 ” So in that way, I can actually hold a z.map for more than my own 5 minute record. Klara,Nick,Steven,&I were like something out of a dream. Basically, the whole situatoin (in that case, us) clicked. We went mm-ing, dressed up as noobs, or just spamming in BL.
Well, this would be my first post on MMO Tales, and my first blog post all together really, so here’s a little about me.
I am 16, I play on Windia server (woo server pride), I’m currently a 30 Hunter, just did the job advance last night, my guild is Gods, and I tend to get online whenever. Since I’m homeschooled, my times just bounce all around, but that is soon going to change, possibly (I might return to public next year).
Well, im sick of using Savage Blow so im going to try and push my self to grind like crazy for 8 more lvls to 3rd job and finally become a Cheif Bandit, it’s gonna be repetetive but if i keep my mind set and just keep thinking of all the fun Cheif Bandits are i know i can do it.
I was thinking i could set a date and try and reach it by that date, i guess i’ll start in the morning and try and reach CB by April 10th. Any and all support would be nice btw :]