It’s been an interesting few weeks, online and offline.

And on a completely random note…just as I started typing this, an ice cream truck drove by my house, and I swear it was playing “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.”

I wish I was joking.

OFFLINE – the stuff you don’t really care about, but read it anyway or I’ll eat your brains.

It seems like everyone I know is trying to test my patience. I think they might be having a contest to see who can finally set me off my rocker…yea, I know such nice people…

I thought that the drama llama dissapeared after high school. Apparently not.

The store I work at has a yearly fundraiser for the Alex’s Lemonaide Stand Foundation. We sell paper lemons to people, they sign them, money goes to childood cancer research, blah blah blah. Each year I end up buying about ten lemons when the crowd gets slow, and I draw on them. When I finish, one of my co-workers likes to hang them in the front window. Which she did. She placed my lemons right above some of our other co-worker’s lemons, which had their names on them.

Well, one of those employee’s got RLY angry at my lemons. She said, “we had our lemons in the window FIRST! WE DID THIS BEFORE HER!”…she ripped up three of my lemons and threw them in the trash can. A friend of mine was right behind her. She got caught, but does my boss want to DO anything about it? No. Because it’s not hurting the store. Just me D:

So I’ve decided that I really need to start looking for an internship. But really any job that doesn’t require me to work with angsty, ignorant, immature teenagers is fine T_T;

And for the last three days in a row, he’s had me working with his TEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER. I’m sorry, this is a buisness. Not a place for children to dick around. It’s not a daycare, and I’m not a babysitter. This child:

1. Never shuts up.
2. Doesn’t listen to me even though I’m her supervisor.
3. Never does any of the real work.
4. Asks a billion useless questions per minute.
5. Makes me want to sick my head into the “hazardous rotating beater shaft”.
6. IS TEN YEARS OLD! FTL!

But I have yet to think of an explanation for my boss. How am I supposed to tell him that his child makes me want to brutally murder adorable forest creatures?

And then after all this, someone does a hit and run on my car. The damage isn’t terrible, but my dad throws a fit over even the smallest dent/scrape.

Oh, and about the Asian Invasion lemon– this asian family came up to my window and ordered literally $50 worth of mango italian ice. They donated a dollar and wrote this on their lemon. I laughed for the rest of my shift

ONLINE- the stuff that has happened in a virtual world. Much more important.

Finally, something that doesn’t suck. I’m naturally going to be talking about MMOTale’s Playground here, so if you’re sick of hearing about it, STFU & GTFO.

Anyway, after Darkie loosing the character data 67,842,262,060 times and over 9000 server crashes, MMOTMS is starting to run much more smoothly. He set the EXP rate to 1000000x (?) to compensate. It reminded me of that motivational poster about powerleveling, so I posted it.

The game is a lot more fun when you don’t have to worry about jerks in every map, putting out money for NX, not being able to afford anything…well, I don’t want to list every little reason why Pservers are better. I’d just be repeating myself.

Anyway, REPLACEMENT GM!

REPLACEMENT GM!

REPLACEMENT GM! :<

I don’t like being a replacement…I want to stay a GM. I finally got used to the codes and stuff. It’s fun warping everywhere to help people with stuff.

And listening to Cheeze talk about…c0ck push-ups…(wish I had gotten a screencap of that)…

GAH, SASHIMII!

I was in channel 2 with some other people, about to start FoJ…when she decided that everyone on channel 2 is going to be warped to MAPLE ISLAND! T_T;

Well, you can’t CC inside the FoJ map. Not like I got a chance to get out and go to another channel anyway. It happened too fast.

It was like she had just said “ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG”…and I was the H-bomb. My temper has been reeeally short this week. As my dad asked me, “who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon?”

So yea, Sashimii, I’ll stop being mad at you…I don’t know when ._.

And then Aaron started a strange chat with me on Hamachi. Apparently he likes the fact that I have blonde hair. I don’t know wether to be really scared, or take it as a compliment?…

The Drama Llama- that no one wants to hear about, but shush and listen.

Copypasta-ing myself from the MMOTMS thread. I’ve seen too many people getting upset over this ridiculous situation. People freaking out over something small. It’s starting to bug me.

A lot of people are overly-upset about all of the arguing going on in MMOTMS. Let me explain.

Arguing has been a common way of sorting out disagreements among humans since the beginning of time. The drama llama is a creature centuries old. Arguing is an attempt to come to terms with one another. The ‘moving on’ happens after the argument has been resolved.

I have no problem participating in an argument because I understand that at some point, it will be resolved. That’s kind of the point, y’know. By arguing, I’m not just being a tempermental, angry person. Arguing and debating are more often the solution than the problem. I agrue because I care, and that’s that. If I didn’t care about the people I was arguing with . . . why would I bother?

So I’ll appologize. Just not for arguing. I’ll appologize for acing all of my psychology classes, and knowing something about human behavior that everyone else seems to think is “OMGTERRIBLE TEH WORLD IS ENDING!”

It’s natural, guys. Much more natural than completely overlooking the problem and assuming that we can all just “get along” without it.

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