Quack Onboard!

Quack!
I’m new here in MMOTales and I shall be your assistance in any quackie businesses THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE WITH EATING DUCKS.
I warn you.
I mean it.
Seriously.

. . . -_-*

-Quack’s Profile-
Age: [Anti-pedophile protected, therefore censored]
Likes: Duck lovers, nature, girls (Hehe )
Dislikes: Ducker farmers, duck hunters, duck sellers, duck company owners, DUCK EATERS. (Yeh got teh message?)

I’m a very very EVIL duck, not a NICE duck ok?

15 thoughts on “Quack Onboard!”

  1. Quack doctor .

    HE SAYS BLOOD IS THE BEST THING TO CURE AIDS ];

    Welcome to MMOTales >33

    -Munches upon-

    Mmmm. Are you a new species of duck?

    Y’know~

    Intelligent ducks that don’t quack all the time and speak english ;]

    CAN YOU FLY?

    Can I ride on you?

    You mentioned not to call you Quackie ;]

    Tempting. . .

  2. Lmao. THIS IS SO TEMPTING.

    Anyway. Who likes eating Peking DUCK?

    Oops.

    ~Nezzyy

  3. Annikabelle said: “Quack doctor .

    HE SAYS BLOOD IS THE BEST THING TO CURE AIDS ];

    Welcome to MMOTales >33

    -Munches upon-

    Mmmm. Are you a new species of duck?

    Y’know~

    Intelligent ducks that don’t quack all the time and speak english ;]

    CAN YOU FLY?

    Can I ride on you?

    You mentioned not to call you Quackie ;]

    Tempting. . .

    QUACKIE USED SILENCE ON ANNIKABELLE!

    ANNIKABELLE CAN’T TALK! (You have some long name >_&gt

  4. Hai Quackie! Welcome to MMOTales Quackie! People tend to disobey orders to ‘not’ call someone names around here.

  5. nezinshadows said: “Lmao. THIS IS SO TEMPTING.

    Anyway. Who likes eating Peking DUCK?

    Oops.

    ~Nezzyy”

    WHATTHEQUACK?! DID YOU MENTION DUCK EATTING?!

    “&%¤Å^Ø*%(&>_: ! (Tantrum)

  6. I used to like eating duck .

    I have a feeling you’ll be here for a while

    Hmm .

    Quacker .

    Yeaa .

    I’ll call you that .

    Welcome ~ Quacker .

  7. Accessing tantrum.exe

    Access denied.

    Searching for Quack.

    Quack can not be found.

    Searching for Quackie.

    Quackie can be found. Quackie is located at “Richman’s dinner plate”

    Wow.

    The wonders you can do with computers.

    ~Nezzyy

  8. nezinshadows said: “Accessing tantrum.exe

    Access denied.

    Searching for Quack.

    Quack can not be found.

    Searching for Quackie.

    Quackie can be found. Quackie is located at “Richman’s dinner plate”

    Wow.

    The wonders you can do with computers.

    ~Nezzyy”

    Searching for “AK-47”
    1 file found.
    Searching for “Lists of victims”
    Nezzy found.

    Quack used “AK-47” on Nezzy.

    Nelly is dead hehehe

  9. Nelly is dead. Nezzy remains alive. Alive with a knife. Knifes in the wrong hands will result in –

    Look. Its happened already. FIVE DUCKS DEAD. Oh. Look. They’re on plates already too.

    OMG. Someone’s killing ducks and mailing body pieces to Quackie. D:

    ~Nezzyy

  10. [Say Anni . Or face torture . (Torture?!) Uh-huh .]

    -Glomps Quack- Ie .

    LEMME RIDE ON YOU~

  11. Some days . . .

    . . .

    . . . It’s too late.

    Evermore.

    Well. I’ll be off to sleep.

    Night~

    ~Nezzyy

  12. Nezzy@- Go! Duck Squad! (A score of armed ducks attacks Nezzy)
    *Ducks ties Nezzy to a chair*
    *Tickles using a long feather*

    ANN1C4B3113: I AM NOT A CHOCOBO! (Kweh!)

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