Y hallo thar MMOTales!

As you might have noticed (or not, I don’t care, really), I haven’t been around.

Or blogging.

Or commenting.

Or liking.

Or anything.

Unless you play Simple MS! (Which, apparently, might have to be shut down, due to Nexon’s pissy nature.)

If you DO play SMS, then you’ll know me as either Wolf, Psycho, or Snyde.

If you know me by Wolf, you probably are in the guild, MMOTales, or in the general vicinity where you can hear my constant and annoying super megaphones!

…wait, is that bad? D:

Well, anway…

But I found a flimsy wormhole!

I DIDN’T QUIT MS, I QUIT GMS.

Private Servers aren’t GMS because they’re quieter, nicer, and more fun.

SMS!

Yeah I know you probably have over 9000 blogs on this, but I wanna join in, too.

BANDWAGONALERT

But anyway.

If you do not like foul language or strong ‘PG-13 and higher’ bedroom talk, do not view these screen shots because they ALL have the former things scattered throughout them (that means EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IN THIS BLOG.)

Private servers are great because:

You can do crap like this without being interrupted by weirdos who like to eavesdrop.

You can also have conversations like this over super megaphones (I do NOT suggest visiting any of those sites, even though that’s not even close to all the ones listed) and have little jokes with certain frogs that like to chase and try to kiss you while among extremely dangerous and scary dragons.

And you won’t die, either, though I guess that’s the fault of the rope.

PLUS! You can kill her with an I/L, a hermit, and a priest (Frosty is the Priest, and Void left, so he doesn’t count, really.)

Psst, I’m level 142 now!

Also!

SMS just increased the drop rates of equips, but DRASTICALLY lowered the etcetera rates.

Yeah, that means a lot of quests got SLAMMED and thrown into a lake.

By the way, a certain SOMEONE who YELLED AT ME TODAY FOR OUTLEVELING HIS MAIN asked me where I got all the lakes I throw people into from.

I responded, simply: From my awesome.

Because I can end a fight like this.

And, with my uber “I pick up more than 10 rows of scrolls (no joke) powers”, I can make a certain Master of Cheezes say something like this on his horrid, evil, overpowered F/P.

But, seriously. Tell Jazzy and Arly to come back to Simple. Silent is too populated. D:

In other words, SilentMS can die because I hate it and it should burn. It’s WAY too high rates (no fun!) and it has no certain OMG I’M RICH LOLOL…ness.

And, by the way, I might be writing more fanfics that all of you seem to be so uninterested in.

Hahaha…

Ha.

So, anyway, loveyouall. Kind of not really. Though Froggy wishes I loved him. D:

As always, everyone.

HAPPY MAPLING.

Especially if you’re on a Private Server. <3