Meh, you might be disappointed because this blog isn’t going to have much about my craving for hot sauce. Just something random I said to lure you into this blog! Which works out perfectly! I’ll have you know that I recently put a layer of liquid mercury on the floor that you walked in on. Mercury, being a planet, er, element, better be magnetic (and in this case it is so my plot to trap you will work), so now your feet will all be attracted to my newly installed “STFU Magnet” (that’s the Super Transitioning of Friends Upward Magnet)! You will all be helplessly attached to this apparatus, and will have to read my blog upside down!
Well, actually, that will take some of you ages. I’ll just, uh, translate this whole blog into an upside-down text translator. That way you don’t have to suffer the painstakingly long time it’ll take you to read the blog! You can just suffer all the blood rushing to your head! :D
It feels pretty good to be in a blogging funk again. I’m pretty sure I’m done with regular GMS, and there aren’t any other MMORPG’s that I’m willing to try atm, so this whole SMS works out pretty well. I wanna make more comics too, but¡¦ I don’t know! Too much planning, time, work, energy, and kittens. I don’t even have that much ideas for comics, let alone this blog. I might typingfor another hour to get from this paragraph to my signature. D:
But enough of my MMO Day! No, wait, that’s not the direction I wanna take. I’ll steer towards Talking about my MMO Day? Yeah, that’s what I’ll do might take a while though. It’s hard to get my mouth off its course. I ramble¡¦ Bramble¡¦ Hey, Bramble Blast! The Stickerbrush Symphony! One of my favorite songs on SSBB. :D
Okay, okay, enough of that. Yesterday I decided to make an alternate account, so why not one in honor of one of my past, departed characters? This time I made a F/P Mage to achieve what GenoKatz never did. Getting to level 30 was a breeze, especially with the help of a level 11x Priest (props to you O-Bot). Then, for some reason, getting to 50 was just a drag. It didn’t seem to go by as fast for my Page, and I made a lot less money. I mixed it up by training at Bears at Ludi and Fluffballs/Linguins (little penguins >D) at El Nath. Oh, wait, it was those damn Wraiths. Too many mobs and too much pot-wasting. Bad idea to go there. >.<
Hm. I made my Fizard Lukless, so I thought I was going to be stuck with a Hardwood Wand until level 64. But along the way I found me a nice Maple Lama from a Ratz! That kinda speeded things up, and I ended off my session at about level 58. The 50’s were pretty easy since the quests in Mu Lung and Herb Town are sweet. Kill about 70 STD’s, and you get about three levels. Kill 400 Jars (yeah, the most creative monster name ever), and you get about another two or three levels. The Jar quest is awesome, ‘cuz it’s about 40k exp times 45. Kick. Ass.
*cough*wasu would sure love Mu Lung and Herb Town*cough*
*cough*choke*wheeze*coughs up a ham*
So yeah! Add MastrFondue if you wanna talk to me when I’m on him. Sorry, no SS’s of my time on him. D:
That’s about all I did yesterday, so today I went on my Page. I started things off by heading to Grim Phantom Watches with O-Bot (HolyJebus) and one of his guild members, SubDivision. I’ve also wanted to train with Nazgul for a while (who, btw, is a trannie), so I got that gender-confused child to come with us. We trained there for a bit, and then moved to Gigantic Spirit Vikings to mix it up. Dang it, I still miss those guys a few times even with a maxed Bless, but I’ll get there sometime. I dun wanna have to raise my DEX from 40. D: Maybe I can get away with things if I scroll a bit more. I still have 4 slot on my shoes (2 acc/1 avoid) and 4 on my cape (2 DEX); I’ll just stick with attack on my gloves.
Oh yeah! One of the best parts of the day was in between training on Grims and Vikings. We all decided to kill a few Thanatos, and on the way to Vikings I blindly walked into the Papalatus map. I thought we could get out with a Mystic Door, but that was a lie!!! My party followed me in (being the scoobies they are) and we got stuck for a while. D:
Here are a few SS’s that sum up our experience in that hellhole:
Eventually we got help from one of the GM’s, Elysera. We whispered her to come save us, and she took us to Henesys. Here’s a picture of our savior. What a hottie. <3
Okay, now to finish with our time spent in Ludi. Another one of O-Bot’s guild members, Kathy, came and joined us. Here’s a little picture of us at GSV’s. Kathy and I also leveled at the same time, but I didn’t take an SS at the most opportune time. D:
After that, uh, we went sight-seeing kinda. Maybe it was before. Yeah, I think it was ‘cuz Kathy wasn’t there. Or maybe it was after everything¡¦ I dunno! Oh, right, it was ater we got trapped and returned to Henesys. Wait, then this all should be before my last paragraph about Kathy joined us. We went to GSV’s after we got trapped! D:
Bah, whatever. Just sometime today we did all of this. Since we were in Henesys, we went MM’ing a little bit. All our trips were unsuccessful, and maybe this is why.
After that we went to AR to slay the Pianus. After a bit of confusion, we got there and beat him. Yup, we did it all by ourselves and I got an SS to prove it.
Okay, hopefully you aren’t confused chronologically by now. Just to make it clear:
1. Trained at Grims
4. Trained at Gigantic Spirit Vikings
5. Went to Himes
Yeah, after GSV’s we went to Himes. Again, it was trouble just to get to the dang place!
We all trained at Himes together, but eventually we lost Kathy and Sub to another party. Just O-Bot, Nazgul, this Hermit, and I were left. Nazgul died a lot. D:
There wasn’t too much excitement at Himes. They kinda take a while to kill, but I did gain a level. I even encountered a fake version of that lil’ chubby dragon that appears in Leafre. Good thing Black Crow wasn’t there, ‘cuz I know that guy is a powerhouse. Frickin’, huge cucumber nose and whatnot. D:
After all that training I organized my SS’s; however, before I logged off I tried the Field of Judgement one time. Yeah, I was pitted against a 120 DK with Heartstoppers, and I would’ve won! It’s just that I died. On like the last monster too! It was this weird Frankenstein thing that I don’t know where it appears regularly. Anyone know at all? Frankenstein thing? Anyone? Are you even still reading my blog?! D<
All righty then, that’s about it for my SMS experiences over the past couple days. I don’t think I’ll be able to get on for a while, ‘cuz I doubt I’m heading to my g’ma’s during the next couple days, and from Friday-Sunday I’ll be in South Dakota.
Oh yeah! I almost forgot about those of you still trapped upside down. Uh, here’s the complete upside-down version of the blog for all of you. ^^
(thar be no caps and some of the smilies are different; but hey, i actually took the time to flip all the screenies!)
(¡sǝıuǝǝɹɔs ǝɥʇ llɐ dılɟ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ ı ‘ʎǝɥ ʇnq ؛ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ǝɹɐ sǝılıɯs ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯos puɐ sdɐɔ ou ǝq ɹɐɥʇ)
vv ˙noʎ ɟo llɐ ɹoɟ ƃolq ǝɥʇ ɟo uoısɹǝʌ uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝʇǝldɯoɔ ǝɥʇ s,ǝɹǝɥ ‘ɥn ˙uʍop ǝpısdn pǝddɐɹʇ llıʇs noʎ ɟo ǝsoɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʇoƃɹoɟ ʇsoɯlɐ ı ¡ɥɐǝʎ ɥo
˙ɐʇoʞɐp ɥʇnos uı ǝq ll,ı ʎɐpuns-ʎɐpıɹɟ ɯoɹɟ puɐ ‘sʎɐp ǝldnoɔ ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ ƃuıɹnp s,ɐɯ,ƃ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıpɐǝɥ ɯ,ı ʇqnop ı znɔ, ‘ǝlıɥʍ ɐ ɹoɟ uo ʇǝƃ oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq ll,ı ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uop ı ˙sʎɐp ǝldnoɔ ʇsɐd ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo sǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ sɯs ʎɯ ɹoɟ ʇı ʇnoqɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ‘uǝɥʇ ʎʇɥƃıɹ llɐ
)< ¡¿ƃolq ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ llıʇs uǝʌǝ noʎ ǝɹɐ ¿ǝuoʎuɐ ¿ƃuıɥʇ uıǝʇsuǝʞuɐɹɟ ¿llɐ ʇɐ ʍouʞ ǝuoʎuɐ ˙ʎlɹɐlnƃǝɹ sɹɐǝddɐ ʇı ǝɹǝɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıɥʇ uıǝʇsuǝʞuɐɹɟ pɹıǝʍ sıɥʇ sɐʍ ʇı ¡ooʇ ɹǝʇsuoɯ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl uo ˙pǝıp ı ʇɐɥʇ ʇsnɾ s,ʇı ¡uoʍ ǝʌ,plnoʍ ı puɐ ‘sɹǝddoʇsʇɹɐǝɥ ɥʇıʍ ʞp 021 ɐ ʇsuıɐƃɐ pǝʇʇıd sɐʍ ı ‘ɥɐǝʎ ˙ǝɯıʇ ǝuo ʇuǝɯǝƃpnɾ ɟo plǝıɟ ǝɥʇ pǝıɹʇ ı ɟɟo pǝƃƃol ı ǝɹoɟǝq ‘ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ ؛s,ss ʎɯ pǝzıuɐƃɹo ı ƃuıuıɐɹʇ ʇɐɥʇ llɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ
): ˙ʇouʇɐɥʍ puɐ ǝsou ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝƃnɥ ‘,uıʞɔıɹɟ ˙ǝsnoɥɹǝʍod ɐ sı ʎnƃ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ ı znɔ, ‘ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇ,usɐʍ ʍoɹɔ ʞɔɐlq ƃuıɥʇ pooƃ ˙ǝɹɟɐǝl uı sɹɐǝddɐ ʇɐɥʇ uoƃɐɹp ʎqqnɥɔ ,lıl ʇɐɥʇ ɟo uoısɹǝʌ ǝʞɐɟ ɐ pǝɹǝʇunoɔuǝ uǝʌǝ ı ˙lǝʌǝl ɐ uıɐƃ pıp ı ʇnq ‘llıʞ oʇ ǝlıɥʍ ɐ ǝʞɐʇ ɐpuıʞ ʎǝɥʇ ˙sǝɯıɥ ʇɐ ʇuǝɯǝʇıɔxǝ ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ʇ,usɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ
): ˙ʇol ɐ pǝıp lnƃzɐu ˙ʇɟǝl ǝɹǝʍ ı puɐ ‘ʇıɯɹǝɥ sıɥʇ ‘lnƃzɐu ‘ʇoq-o ʇsnɾ ˙ʎʇɹɐd ɹǝɥʇouɐ oʇ qns puɐ ʎɥʇɐʞ ʇsol ǝʍ ʎllɐnʇuǝʌǝ ʇnq ‘ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ sǝɯıɥ ʇɐ pǝuıɐɹʇ llɐ ǝʍ
¡ǝɔɐld ƃuɐp ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇsnɾ ǝlqnoɹʇ sɐʍ ʇı ‘uıɐƃɐ ˙sǝɯıɥ oʇ ʇuǝʍ ǝʍ s,ʌsƃ ɹǝʇɟɐ ‘ɥɐǝʎ
sǝɯıɥ oʇ ʇuǝʍ ˙5
sƃuıʞıʌ ʇıɹıds ɔıʇuɐƃıƃ ʇɐ pǝuıɐɹʇ ˙d
sɯıɹƃ ʇɐ pǝuıɐɹʇ ˙1
:ɹɐǝlɔ ʇı ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʇsnɾ ˙ʍou ʎq ʎllɐɔıƃolouoɹɥɔ pǝsnɟuoɔ ʇ,uǝɹɐ noʎ ʎllnɟǝdoɥ ‘ʎɐʞo
˙ʇı ǝʌoɹd oʇ ss uɐ ʇoƃ ı puɐ sǝʌlǝsɹno ʎq llɐ ʇı pıp ǝʍ ‘dnʎ ˙ɯıɥ ʇɐǝq puɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇoƃ ǝʍ ‘uoısnɟuoɔ ɟo ʇıq ɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ ˙snuɐıd ǝɥʇ ʎɐls oʇ ɹɐ oʇ ʇuǝʍ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ
˙ʎɥʍ sı sıɥʇ ǝqʎɐɯ puɐ ‘lnɟssǝɔɔnsun ǝɹǝʍ sdıɹʇ ɹno llɐ ˙ʇıq ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ƃuı,ɯɯ ʇuǝʍ ǝʍ ‘sʎsǝuǝɥ uı ǝɹǝʍ ǝʍ ǝɔuıs ˙sıɥʇ ɟo llɐ pıp ǝʍ ʎɐpoʇ ǝɯıʇǝɯos ʇsnɾ ˙ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ‘ɥɐq
): ¡pǝddɐɹʇ ʇoƃ ǝʍ ɹǝʇɟɐ s,ʌsƃ oʇ ʇuǝʍ ǝʍ ˙sn pǝuıoɾ ʎɥʇɐʞ ʇnoqɐ ɥdɐɹƃɐɹɐd ʇsɐl ʎɯ ǝɹoɟǝq ǝq plnoɥs llɐ sıɥʇ uǝɥʇ ‘ʇıɐʍ ˙sʎsǝuǝɥ oʇ pǝuɹnʇǝɹ puɐ pǝddɐɹʇ ʇoƃ ǝʍ ɹǝʇɐ sɐʍ ʇı ‘ʇɥƃıɹ ‘ɥo ¡ouunp ı ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ɹǝʇɟɐ sɐʍ ʇı ǝqʎɐɯ ɹo ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇ,usɐʍ ʎɥʇɐʞ znɔ, sɐʍ ʇı ʞuıɥʇ ı ‘ɥɐǝʎ ˙ǝɹoɟǝq sɐʍ ʇı ǝqʎɐɯ ˙ɐpuıʞ ƃuıǝǝs-ʇɥƃıs ʇuǝʍ ǝʍ ‘ɥn ‘ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ
):˙ǝɯıʇ ǝunʇɹndo ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ss uɐ ǝʞɐʇ ʇ,upıp ı ʇnq ‘ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ pǝlǝʌǝl oslɐ ı puɐ ʎɥʇɐʞ ˙s,ʌsƃ ʇɐ sn ɟo ǝɹnʇɔıd ǝlʇʇıl ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥ ˙sn pǝuıoɾ puɐ ǝɯɐɔ ‘ʎɥʇɐʞ ‘sɹǝqɯǝɯ plınƃ s,ʇoq-o ɟo ǝuo ɹǝɥʇouɐ ˙ıpnl uı ʇuǝds ǝɯıʇ ɹno ɥʇıʍ ɥsıuıɟ oʇ ʍou ‘ʎɐʞo
E> ˙ǝıʇʇoɥ ɐ ʇɐɥʍ ˙ɹoıʌɐs ɹno ɟo ǝɹnʇɔıd ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥ ˙sʎsǝuǝɥ oʇ sn ʞooʇ ǝɥs puɐ ‘sn ǝʌɐs ǝɯoɔ oʇ ɹǝɥ pǝɹǝdsıɥʍ ǝʍ ˙ɐɹǝsʎlǝ ‘s,ɯƃ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ɯoɹɟ dlǝɥ ʇoƃ ǝʍ ʎllɐnʇuǝʌǝ
:ǝloɥllǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ uı ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ ɹno dn ɯns ʇɐɥʇ s,ss ʍǝɟ ɐ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥ
): ˙ǝlıɥʍ ɐ ɹoɟ ʞɔnʇs ʇoƃ ǝʍ puɐ (ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ sǝıqooɔs ǝɥʇ ƃuıǝq) uı ǝɯ pǝʍolloɟ ʎʇɹɐd ʎɯ ¡¡¡ǝıl ɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇnq ‘ɹoop ɔıʇsʎɯ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʇno ʇǝƃ plnoɔ ǝʍ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ı ˙dɐɯ snʇɐlɐdɐd ǝɥʇ oʇuı pǝʞlɐʍ ʎlpuılq ı sƃuıʞıʌ oʇ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ uo puɐ ‘soʇɐuɐɥʇ ʍǝɟ ɐ llıʞ oʇ pǝpıɔǝp llɐ ǝʍ ˙sƃuıʞıʌ puɐ sɯıɹƃ uo ƃuıuıɐɹʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq uı sɐʍ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇɹɐd ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ¡ɥɐǝʎ ɥo
˙sǝʌolƃ ʎɯ uo ʞɔɐʇʇɐ ɥʇıʍ ʞɔıʇs ʇsnɾ ll,ı ؛(xǝp 2) ǝdɐɔ ʎɯ uo d puɐ (pıoʌɐ 1/ɔɔɐ 2) sǝoɥs ʎɯ uo ʇols d ǝʌɐɥ llıʇs ı ˙ǝɹoɯ ʇıq ɐ lloɹɔs ı ɟı sƃuıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ʎɐʍɐ ʇǝƃ uɐɔ ı ǝqʎɐɯ ): ˙0d ɯoɹɟ xǝp ʎɯ ǝsıɐɹ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ɐuuɐʍ unp ı ˙ǝɯıʇǝɯos ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ ll,ı ʇnq ‘ssǝlq pǝxɐɯ ɐ ɥʇıʍ uǝʌǝ sǝɯıʇ ʍǝɟ ɐ sʎnƃ ǝsoɥʇ ssıɯ llıʇs ı ‘ʇı ƃuɐp ˙dn ʇı xıɯ oʇ sƃuıʞıʌ ʇıɹıds ɔıʇuɐƃıƃ oʇ pǝʌoɯ uǝɥʇ puɐ ‘ʇıq ɐ ɹoɟ ǝɹǝɥʇ pǝuıɐɹʇ ǝʍ ˙sn ɥʇıʍ ǝɯoɔ oʇ plıɥɔ pǝsnɟuoɔ-ɹǝpuǝƃ ʇɐɥʇ ʇoƃ ı os ‘(ǝıuuɐɹʇ ɐ sı ‘ʍʇq ‘oɥʍ) ǝlıɥʍ ɐ ɹoɟ lnƃzɐu ɥʇıʍ uıɐɹʇ oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ oslɐ ǝʌ,ı ˙uoısıʌıpqns ‘sɹǝqɯǝɯ plınƃ sıɥ ɟo ǝuo puɐ (snqǝɾʎloɥ) ʇoq-o ɥʇıʍ sǝɥɔʇɐʍ ɯoʇuɐɥd ɯıɹƃ oʇ ƃuıpɐǝɥ ʎq ɟɟo sƃuıɥʇ pǝʇɹɐʇs ı ˙ǝƃɐd ʎɯ uo ʇuǝʍ ı ʎɐpoʇ os ‘ʎɐpɹǝʇsǝʎ pıp ı llɐ ʇnoqɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ
): ˙ɯıɥ uo ǝɯıʇ ʎɯ ɟo s,ss ou ‘ʎɹɹos ˙ɯıɥ uo ɯ,ı uǝɥʍ ǝɯ oʇ ʞlɐʇ ɐuuɐʍ noʎ ɟı ǝnpuoɟɹʇsɐɯ ppɐ ¡ɥɐǝʎ os
*ɯɐɥ ɐ dn sɥƃnoɔ*ǝzǝǝɥʍ*ǝʞoɥɔ*ɥƃnoɔ*
*ɥƃnoɔ*uʍoʇ qɹǝɥ puɐ ƃunl nɯ ǝʌol ǝɹns plnoʍ nsɐʍ*ɥƃnoɔ*
˙ssɐ ˙ʞɔıʞ ˙5d sǝɯıʇ dxǝ ʞ0d ʇnoqɐ s,ʇı znɔ, ‘ǝɯosǝʍɐ sı ʇsǝnb ɹɐɾ ǝɥʇ ˙slǝʌǝl ǝǝɹɥʇ ɹo oʍʇ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇǝƃ noʎ puɐ ‘(ɹɐʌǝ ǝɯɐu ɹǝʇsuoɯ ǝʌıʇɐǝɹɔ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ‘ɥɐǝʎ) sɹɐɾ 00d llıʞ ˙slǝʌǝl ǝǝɹɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʇǝƃ noʎ puɐ ‘s,pʇs 0L ʇnoqɐ llıʞ ˙ʇǝǝʍs ǝɹɐ uʍoʇ qɹǝɥ puɐ ƃunl nɯ uı sʇsǝnb ǝɥʇ ǝɔuıs ʎsɐǝ ʎʇʇǝɹd ǝɹǝʍ s,05 ǝɥʇ ˙85 lǝʌǝl ʇnoqɐ ʇɐ suoıssǝs ʎɯ ʇɐ ɟɟo pǝpuǝ ı puɐ ‘dn sƃuıɥʇ pǝpǝǝds ɐpuıʞ ʇɐɥʇ ¡zʇɐɹ ɐ ɯoɹɟ ɐɯɐl ǝldɐɯ ǝɔıu ɐ ǝɯ punoɟ ı ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuolɐ ʇnq ˙d9 lǝʌǝl lıʇun puɐʍ pooʍpɹɐɥ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʞɔnʇs ǝq oʇ ƃuıoƃ sɐʍ ı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ı os ‘ssǝlʞnl pɹɐzıɟ ʎɯ ǝpɐɯ ı ˙ɯɥ
>˙< ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ oƃ oʇ ɐǝpı pɐq ˙ƃuıʇsɐʍ-ʇod ɥɔnɯ ooʇ puɐ sqoɯ ʎuɐɯ ooʇ ˙sɥʇıɐɹʍ uɯɐp ǝsoɥʇ sɐʍ ʇı ‘ʇıɐʍ ‘ɥo ˙ɥʇɐu lǝ ʇɐ (p< suınƃuǝd ǝlʇʇıl) suınƃuıl/sllɐqɟɟnlɟ puɐ ıpnl ʇɐ sɹɐǝq ʇɐ ƃuıuıɐɹʇ ʎq dn ʇı pǝxıɯ ı ˙ʎǝuoɯ ssǝl ʇol ɐ ǝpɐɯ ı puɐ ‘ǝƃɐd ʎɯ ɹoɟ ʇsɐɟ sɐ ʎq oƃ oʇ ɯǝǝs ʇ,upıp ʇı ˙ƃɐɹp ɐ ʇsnɾ sɐʍ 05 oʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ‘uosɐǝɹ ǝɯos ɹoɟ ‘uǝɥʇ ˙(ʇoq-o noʎ oʇ sdoɹd) ʇsǝıɹd x11 lǝʌǝl ɐ ɟo dlǝɥ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ʎllɐıɔǝdsǝ ‘ǝzǝǝɹq ɐ sɐʍ 0E lǝʌǝl oʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ˙pıp ɹǝʌǝu zʇɐʞouǝƃ ʇɐɥʍ ǝʌǝıɥɔɐ oʇ ǝƃɐɯ d/ɟ ɐ ǝpɐɯ ı ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ¿sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ pǝʇɹɐdǝp ‘ʇsɐd ʎɯ ɟo ǝuo ɟo ɹouoɥ uı ǝuo ʇou ʎɥʍ os ‘ʇunoɔɔɐ ǝʇɐuɹǝʇlɐ uɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ı ʎɐpɹǝʇsǝʎ ˙ʇɐɥʇ ɟo ɥƃnouǝ ‘ʎɐʞo ‘ʎɐʞo
): ˙ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ oʇ ɥdɐɹƃɐɹɐd sıɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇǝƃ oʇ ɹnoɥ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ɹoɟƃuıdʎʇ ʇɥƃıɯ ı ˙ƃolq sıɥʇ ǝuolɐ ʇǝl ‘sɔıɯoɔ ɹoɟ sɐǝpı ɥɔnɯ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop ı ˙suǝʇʇıʞ puɐ ‘ʎƃɹǝuǝ ‘ʞɹoʍ ‘ǝɯıʇ ‘ƃuıuuɐld ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ¡ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı ʇnq ‘ooʇ sɔıɯoɔ ǝɹoɯ ǝʞɐɯ ɐuuɐʍ ı ˙llǝʍ ʎʇʇǝɹd ʇno sʞɹoʍ sɯs ǝloɥʍ sıɥʇ os ‘ɯʇɐ ʎɹʇ oʇ ƃuıllıʍ ɯ,ı ʇɐɥʇ s,ƃdɹoɯɯ ɹǝɥʇo ʎuɐ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ puɐ ‘sɯƃ ɹɐlnƃǝɹ ɥʇıʍ ǝuop ɯ,ı ǝɹns ʎʇʇǝɹd ɯ,ı ˙uıɐƃɐ ʞunɟ ƃuıƃƃolq ɐ uı ǝq oʇ pooƃ ʎʇʇǝɹd slǝǝɟ ʇı
(: ¡pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ oʇ ƃuıɥsnɹ poolq ǝɥʇ llɐ ɹǝɟɟns ʇsnɾ uɐɔ noʎ ¡ƃolq ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ noʎ ǝʞɐʇ ll,ʇı ǝɯıʇ ƃuol ʎlƃuıʞɐʇsuıɐd ǝɥʇ ɹǝɟɟns oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop noʎ ʎɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ˙ɹoʇɐlsuɐɹʇ ʇxǝʇ uʍop-ǝpısdn uɐ oʇuı ƃolq ǝloɥʍ sıɥʇ ǝʇɐlsuɐɹʇ ‘ɥn ‘ʇsnɾ ll,ı ˙sǝƃɐ noʎ ɟo ǝɯos ǝʞɐʇ llıʍ ʇɐɥʇ ‘ʎllɐnʇɔɐ ‘llǝʍ
¡uʍop ǝpısdn ƃolq ʎɯ pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ llıʍ puɐ ‘snʇɐɹɐddɐ sıɥʇ oʇ pǝɥɔɐʇʇɐ ʎlssǝldlǝɥ ǝq llɐ llıʍ noʎ ¡(ʇǝuƃɐɯ pɹɐʍdn spuǝıɹɟ ɟo ƃuıuoıʇısuɐɹʇ ɹǝdns ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ) “ʇǝuƃɐɯ nɟʇs” pǝllɐʇsuı ʎlʍǝu ʎɯ oʇ pǝʇɔɐɹʇʇɐ ǝq llɐ llıʍ ʇǝǝɟ ɹnoʎ ʍou os ‘(ʞɹoʍ llıʍ noʎ dɐɹʇ oʇ ʇold ʎɯ os sı ʇı ǝsɐɔ sıɥʇ uı puɐ) ɔıʇǝuƃɐɯ ǝq ɹǝʇʇǝq ‘ʇuǝɯǝlǝ ‘ɹǝ ‘ʇǝuɐld ɐ ƃuıǝq ‘ʎɹnɔɹǝɯ ˙uo uı pǝʞlɐʍ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ɹoolɟ ǝɥʇ uo ʎɹnɔɹǝɯ pınbıl ɟo ɹǝʎɐl ɐ ʇnd ʎlʇuǝɔǝɹ ı ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ll,ı ¡ʎlʇɔǝɟɹǝd ʇno sʞɹoʍ ɥɔıɥʍ ƃolq sıɥʇ oʇuı noʎ ǝɹnl oʇ pıɐs ı ɯopuɐɹ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʇsnɾ ˙ǝɔnɐs ʇoɥ ɹoɟ ƃuıʌɐɹɔ ʎɯ ʇnoqɐ ɥɔnɯ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ʇ,usı ƃolq sıɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq pǝʇuıodɐssıp ǝq ʇɥƃıɯ noʎ ‘ɥǝɯ