The Confused Philosopher (2)

Are 10% scrolls ever worth using?

Mages have “Thunderspear” and bow/arrow attacks, and Archers and White Knights both have elemental attacks. Also, Chief Bandits and mages copied “Magic Guard/Meso Guard” and “Explosion/Meso Explosion.” So who’s the REAL wannabe?!?!

The umbrellas can’t stop archers from KSing newbs with “Arrow Rain,” can they?

Oh, PIANUS… I thought you said… Never mind…

I never figured out how exactly someone on Maple Island can WHISPER to someone else in Omega Sector

Do Scuba Pepes realize that they look REALLY stupid?

Ok, dead mushrooms and mushmoms go to the dungeon, dead pirates, teddy bears and clocks go to Ludibrium, dead fish go to Aqua Road, and dead fire/poison wizards go to the Forest of Dead Trees, right?

From level 55 to 57, it must suck for mages, since there are thorns gouging their hand for three levels.

If the aliens start coming in from the east, isn’t Omega Sector screwed?

Ok, so if I continuously drink milk while I’m submerged in magma, I’ll be okay, right?

Could I get a free ship ride if I hid in someone’s inventory?

Can anyone shoot a crossbow that fast?

Does savage blow get stronger if you can actually read Chinese?

I have to kill the mushrooms? Aw, c’mon, let me just EAT some!

Why do some monsters get magic claw, but sometimes with different colors? That’s not fair. they haven’t even made a job advancement yet!

11 thoughts on “The Confused Philosopher (2)”

  1. lol i love this one also. some additions.

    AWWWW MAN! Im a priest. I can’t get married to my gf now T-T.

    Hmmm. Since he has godmode and he’s like a god we should worship im instead of flaming him?

    O look a mushroom spawned. OOH there too. ANOTHER ONE THERE! Mushmom must be getting freaky with mushdad or something.

  2. Wait till you get Zipangu. XD You’ll have fun with the secret spa there: “You mean HELL heats up the Spa?!”

  3. No idea what kor3a4ever said in Korean, but I understood what irlazybum and Sashimi said! Mwahaha! *holds up phone* Yopuseiyo? >>;; Don’t know how to spell that. xD

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