The REAL Maplestory Revealed

Everyone who plays maplestory sees what the NPCs say and believe
But not everyone knows that Wizet forced them to say the same things over and over again
I have the inside info on what really happens with job instructers and NPCs!

(Going to perion for warrior class: Current Level: 10)

Me: Umm hello? Are you Dances With Balrog?
DWB: No im your mother. Wut do u want?
Me: Uhh i was here to apply for the umm warrior job?
DWB: Ugh not another one. Kid, can’t you come another day?
Me: Well i was hoping to level a bit today so…
DWB: Fine.. let me see you strength
Me: (Shows muscles)
DWB: Not bad, how bout your dexterity?
Me: My what?
DWB: Hit this rock *toss
Me: *thwack
DWB: Ok nice aim. Wuts 4+5?
Me: 8?
DWB: Ok.. no intelligence points that’s good…
Me: Anything else?
DWB: Uhh no thats it. You passed ..woop de doo…
Me: So am I a warrior?
DWB: No, you’re the lawrence of arabia. Bye
Me: Oh umm thanks i guess… so what new powers did i aquire?
DWB: You expect me to explain that to you? Go read it in the manual!!
*tosses me out the door and down about 10 stories.

THE END

So… thats PART of the truth revealed. I have more undercover agents working on this subject. Ill be sure to report with more l8er.

-GM out- (No not gamemaster!)

15 thoughts on “The REAL Maplestory Revealed”

  1. Why thanks you BloodLusting!
    (Blushes like a 8 year old girl)

    Btw ill try not to keep it all the same topic-wise
    thats when it starts to repeat itself and make u wanna say “omg another one?”

  2. FirstKnight said: “This is funny! 4+5=8, I liked that part. xD”

    lol, that was my favorite part too! ^_^

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