Okay, maybe the “You” has nothing to do with this whole blog. Whatever.

Picture1: Me
Picture2: Me pwning a mob with Lightning attack (the yellow things are experience)
Picture3: Check out my butt
Picture4: Me getting chased by buttseckspliz’s
Picture5: My boyfriend

The game is called 龍駒. 龍= Dragon 駒=Same pronunciation as Chicken.
So Dragon Chicken.

My friend, Ifu found this game and told me to play as a healer. I find healing people and making people beg sounds fun. So I chose to become a Healer. I told Ifu to make me an account and name my character as OMGItsMax.

I returned home doing my math homework and having the download thingy in my screen. So at Friday, I started to play.
As I logged on my account, I learned that Dragon Chicken is sexist.

Male Characters -> Warrior and Mage
Female Characters -> Assassin and Priest

I have a female character.. With a nice ass, and large breasts

I’m not gonna type a gigantic page about my whole day, because my 4 hours experience on this game was a waste. Why? It’s boring.

__Training
What’s special about this game in training, that I think is original, but not creative. Each enemies come in threes; If you hit one, the other two will come.

In most common MMORPG, you fight with a monster one at a time, when you kill it, some other monster will come and try to rape you.
In this game, when there’s four omgbuttseckpliz enemies right infront of your face. You slap one of them, you will slap all of them at once.

It’s kinda like those Dynasty Warrior games. You slash once, you may have accidentally raped 2 or 3 spectators.

Apparently, you can mob around 69 omgbuttseckpliz’s and kill them all at once. Making training easy!

for lower levels..

Keyblader: Max, heal me im dying
OMGItsMax: buttsecks plz
Keyblader: WTF

He dies.