Yup that’s right I sense a RETARD ALERT SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!

Yup,listen to this badass mouth face

fpooned said: ” Yes it’s true,im not a ninja,im just a fatass boy living with his drunk mother in texas”

Why the fck do people even tlel about there life,let me tell you,NINJA IS A FATASS FAKER.

~Yours truely,Sniperman12~

ITS TRUE GUYS THE NINJA SHARED THIS PERSONLY WITH ME,HE IS A LIER,YOU HAVE BEEN PRAISING THE WRONG PERSON,AS YOU MUST PRAISE THE ONE WHO COMES IN A MILLION YEARS,NOT THOSEWHO IMATATE HIS WONDERUS GLORY. read more

Not for the eyes of under 13!

For girls-

Now,to relax,think of your most hatred person,and think *I so hate him/her,let him/her rot in hell* or somethign like that,but the truth is,if you fck him/her it feels better,so rub your boobs while doing this.

For boys-

Our penis and testicles are special,here’s what to do,repeat the hatred him/her process on the Forgirls- part,but instead of boobs*we dont have boobs duh* grab you penis,and jiigle your testicles,this relaxes you. read more

If you think Gm’s are not doing there jobs,then you people are idiotic,look at these reasons.

1.The E-mails.

Yup thats right,YOU guys send them so many freaking e-mails they can never get on the game,they are busy awnsering your stupid useless e-mails you sent them 6 months ago that you spammed.

2.The Patches and Server Checks.

You think that they never come on,but they do,they come on to ban hackers,but more,in patches they come on to see if its working,they dont want you on because it could make it diffacult for them,so they advise you to log off,they Go on the game =P. read more

Heres the prt 6 of my stories.

“Well thats just touching,we lose grendel and Dark Lord,lets see Anythingggggg else here go wrong,it’ll make my day!” said Thomas in dissapoinment.We tought that going from Victoria Island to Orbis would be a good idea,we nodded and went to the ship,it was destroyed 2 months ago from the raid of Crimson Balrogs coming from orbis to attack all warriors. read more

If you didn’t read my first,here’s the link.[url link]
Happy Reading!

Thank you for riding,come again! said Captin Shank as we went off in search for Kerning City,everything was different,no snails,no mushrooms,like everything vanished.When we got to Kerning City,noone was there,noone was even joining a PQ!.

Soon,we met with DarkLord “Mark, its you again!” came from the very deep darkness in there,who could only be Dark Lord.”I must tell you,Dances With Balrogs has gone a war with over 500 Crimson Balrogs,not even his finest warrior,Tiger can defeat them all” “And Athene Pierce has gone to a war also with GateKeepers,MushRooms,Death Teddies,and every monster known to man. read more

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Man its funny,trust me jorcartoon is a trusted site its funny,*May contain bloody animation*

Happy funny stuff?