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Woah, so much has changed in so little time. @ O@

I feel so old and grandpa-ish
-waves walking stick at all youse younglings-

15 isn’t that old… is it? D:

ANYWAY, the show must go on O:

DUN DUN DUN MAPLESTORY

Maplestory. ‘Tis be a great game. Over the past year, many things have happened, so let’s start from the beginning. And so all was well in the realm of Damon. There were not many hackers, I was leveling around once every two weeks (which is a marvellous achievement of me and worthy of a Nobel prize O, me reaching my 3rd job, and finally finding a guild that I felt I wanted to stay in.
I had more money then which I believe I ever had. The sum was something like 5 million mesarz or something. I realised how small a sum this was when all my friends were like: “Omgah I spent 6mil on this pink adventurer cape which I have no use whatsoever for”. read more

HELLO HELLO! STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP!

(btw, the title was just to lure Anni into a well-planned trap including a descending platform, water and fishkeets)

HI EVERYBODY! The time is right. . . FOR ANOTHER ONE OF DAMON’S BLOGS! D:<
EveryoneMG, NOT AGAIN! RUN FOR THE ESCAPES! CHILDREN AND WOMEN FIRST!
Me: what! Dun you guys love me anymore?
*sees Olevize is still there*
Me: HELLO LITTLE GIRL, I’M GONNA TELL YOU A STORY, AND WE CAN BE FRIENDS FOR EBER AND EBER AND EBER AND EBER AND EBER. . . *livi shoots herself*
Me: Oh. read more

As most of you can see, I am in quite a pleasant mood today.

[non-relevant events which built up to me imploding so my carcass splattered all over my essay]:
1) I have two assignments, both I have not started.
2) Today, we wasted a whole lesson during french (we’re doing food this unit), and the teacher spends the whole lesson how the french have the best chocolate mousse. -_- read more

ARGH! I’m sorry guys that I haven’t blogged in like, a bazillion centuries, but MY PARENTS INSTALLED THIS STUPID CYBERSITTER WHEN I GOT BACK FROM HONG KONG! D:<

No msn + Blocked maple + Blocked other games = CYBERSITTER!

Seriously, who the frick are the people who created cybersitter? =_= Is he some child abuser at home that fondles his 12 year old daughter every night? Cause if he is, I feel like that 12 year old daughter. I mean like, what’s the stupid point of this computer if I can only do homework. So I’m now slaving around 24/7 learning what the hell Pythagoras had to do with my music assignment, and my maple character’s pixelated flesh is decaying a slow, horrible death. BLEEEEED, DIIIIIIE! D:< read more

So I got up this morning, and after several attempts to get up at midnight, I realised I wasn’t born at midnight. So I was sitting on my dingy bed, my bladder bursting with caffeine, and I didn’t wanna go to the toilet because I was lazy (Also because I watched the grudge 2, and I thought the girl woul come outta the toilet and take me to a neverending doom) O_o. read more

That’s right. I’m going to hong kong next tuesday for 2 months. (time for 6 hours of shopping, and eating dinner at 2:30 am XDXD). Well, I’d like to thank everyone. It’s another year with Damon, the happiest brownie to bake on this earth . There are alot of people on maple, that’ve made me see through the pixelated animations, and look into their hearts. *fetches basin for everyone to barf in* read more

Well I’ve done it again. I’ve gone down to the local curry stall, and eaten a whole conainer of curry. I can’t laugh because it hurts, or burp. Well, It occured to me, Why don’t maple characters get fat? I mean, is it like the mirrors in Luna park that make you look blessedly thin? They eat hot dogs, unagi, corn dogs, chocolate, easter eggs, and bbq meat, but they always stay so thin. And don’t you dare tell me it’s “Lite’n’Easy’, because they are rip offs. read more

Okay, this is my first (and hopefully last) rant. Here is a list of things in MapleStory that have happened to me and tick me off, or that tick me off (dunno how that works O_o).

Okay, for all you lvl 18 wizard-wannabes out there:
I AM NOT, I repeat, I AM NOT YOUR MP SUPPLIER! Stop bloody trading me, asking for MP pots. Do you think we’re all gonna dish out 1000 pathetic little MP pots to you? NO!! *please refer to picture one* As said in picture one, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE “ME NPC GIV U MP POTS PL0X” STICKY-TAPED AND BANDAGED ALL OVER MY FACE!?!??!?! Why must you all constantly bicker me with you pathetic pleas for MP. Don’t forget that I have a fusion mace in my inventory, and i’m really not afraid to use it on idiots like you. read more

WAFFLESTORY, the new craze sweeping the planet, that all the kids are playing and talking about. This new MMORPG has made World of Warcraft look like stick-figure combats.

Players start off as a quarter waffle, and start on the begginer’s island, WAFFLELAND. Such monsters here are “Syruped Pancakes”, “Strawberry crepes”, and the one and only “EGG MASTA”. You are started off with one waffle-hammer or a waffle-sword, waffle hunting gear, and maple syrup shoes, which will help you attack and defend. read more

Lately there have been alot of “proz” that are just plain ebel. I mean, behind the keyboards, they’re probably some 10 year old momma’s boy.

A recent happening is during the craze for candy. At night time for me, Maple is deserted, so I can happily prance along and do all my idiotic things. So I was happily obliterating slimes in “The tree that grew I”, and then, as I go towards the bottom of the map, I see a Hermit, An Ice/lit mage, a lvl 10 thief, and a lvl 70 something crusader, drop from the air. And you know what? They had “TROUBLE” stuck right on their arrogant little faces. read more