Uprise of “n00b proz”

Lately there have been alot of “proz” that are just plain ebel. I mean, behind the keyboards, they’re probably some 10 year old momma’s boy.

A recent happening is during the craze for candy. At night time for me, Maple is deserted, so I can happily prance along and do all my idiotic things. So I was happily obliterating slimes in “The tree that grew I”, and then, as I go towards the bottom of the map, I see a Hermit, An Ice/lit mage, a lvl 10 thief, and a lvl 70 something crusader, drop from the air. And you know what? They had “TROUBLE” stuck right on their arrogant little faces.

So I just ignored them. It wasn’t until the mage “coincidentally” ksed me 30 times, I asked them nicely if they could please change channel. (none of that “ZOMG U SUX0RS CC OR IMA GET MY LVL 100 CHIEF BANDIT AND SLAUGHTER U”, as commonly said by many low leveled characeters). I am greeted nicely by the Hermit going:” why don’t you suck yo mom’s [anatomy of the pubic region]?” I was horrified. Weren’t they supposed to be setting a good example? And then, the hermit “orders” the mage to keep on ksing me. And I would’ve “cced”, but I was too stubborn.

I than mispelt something said to them, and they were like “huh? WHAT’S THAT!??!?! LEARN TO SPELL YOU NUB!” Not to mention that I had accidentally mixed two words up like “ofifce”. So I said “Do the math”. And the hermit has the nerve to go “1+1=WINDOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *snort snort* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *snort snort*”. SOMEONE’S going to be a nuclear physicist when they grow up (if they grow up). So eventually, I change channeled, they followed me, I logged off, kicked my computer, and then went back on.

*sigh*

Ps. Not all pros are mean. Around 3% if you ask me.

:Damon

7 thoughts on “Uprise of “n00b proz””

  1. just think of good comebacks and they will be stumped on what to say and they start blabbering nonsense
    that is when you slam them

  2. Fenrir said: “just think of good comebacks and they will be stumped on what to say and they start blabbering nonsense
    that is when you slam them”

    Yah Its that simple I do that to anyone who trys to ks me, I go “Okay please ks me it’s okay you waste your time while I sit in my chair laughing at how stupid you look ksing a lvl (depending on what char im using) with a (insert 3rd job person here), Please continue to make yourself look stupid.”

    They usually give me some stupid excuse like pfft im rich i do what i want, I go yah and by bringing ur (3rd job thing again) your nooby character gets no exp and ur (3rd, ) gets the same thing nothin

    ~Meizai

  3. These pros are not mean. They are just desperate attention seekers who will not pick on people their level because they are cowards.

  4. What bout positivity? Works for me, they might just follow you, or defame (well, usually if they defame, they run, leaving you the channel. Some people don’t get that, and follow the Dfamer). They’ll get pissed.

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