I, Leifgreen, have wrote a little Fan Fiction story for all you people. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
Snide the Snail.
On a relaxing day, warm with bright sunlight, and accompanied by gusts of cool air, emerged Snide the snail. Now, amongst the others, Snide was no normal snail.
He lived in solitary peace inside his murky log, prompted up by rubble and rejected rocks of the brook. And he was also know for his snide behavior and unbearably cruel attitude.
Any monster would dare not cross the raging brook, in fear they would be seen by Snide, and forced out by his irritating questions.