Taking the taxi to the 24-Hour Store
just to get that zombie mushmom spore!
…Only to remember it’s a poisonous mushroom
(Oh well, they’re in the same kingdom)
Waiting in the cave with a friend, killing the spawn
Hoping it’ll come before dawn.
Finally it appears
Then another party suddenly comes with wounded up gears
They had already killed it
Before we could hit!
They steal the drops
Before they could be stopped.
We sit there in amazement
and then start to vent.
But someone pipes in, “Shall we go for another run?”
And we agree, sure, it’ll be fun. read more

I sighed as I scanned Fusion Bar. There were happy couples strewn about, chatting, smiling. Oh, the nausea.

“One more drink, please,” I requested from the bar tender. He slid a drink my way, and I threw out my arm to catch it. My move was interrupted by another hand.

“Mind if I take this?” I turned around to face this drink-stealer. He was about a level 50, a sin. His eyes were aqua, and his messy hair was shoved into his pilfer. read more

Well, this was from a LOOONG time ago (August 28, 2005). This is the script for their wedding. Not the WHOLE script, but I wrote what I could according to all the screen shots I took.

Priest: EVERYONE, SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN
Kafro: just start doing the thing
Priest: Dearly beloved
Guy6: . . .
Guy1: Awww, no organ playing
Priest: we are gathered here today to join these two
Priest: wonderful people in marriage
Priest: Suffie and Kafro
Guy7: I LOVE U KAF
Kafro: . . .
Priest: Kafro do you promise to love Suffie
Priest: to have and to hold
Guy6: I DO!!!
Kafro: . . .
Priest: . . .
All Guys: . . .
Guy1: Guy6. . . . >__<
Guy2: eat a big fat c0ck.
Guy4: W.T.F YOU MESSED UP HALF THE CEREMONY
Guy3: Guy6 shush before we mass defame you
Guy9: the immaturity is astounding.
Guy6: okok sorry
Guy5: WHO THE HELL BROUGHT GUY6
Guy9: just continue
Priest: . . .to have and to hold
Priest: to care in sickness and in health
Priest: until death do you part?
Kafro: I do, I guess
Guy1: U GUESS?????
Guy4: Sickness and health = low hp and mp?
Guy6: I OBJECT!
Priest: Suffie, do you promise to take Kafro
Guy3: YOU RUINED YOUR OWN WEDDING
Izzy: he guesses?
Guy6: i wanna kiss the bride
Guy7: KAF BABY I LOVE UUUUU
Priest: as your lawfully wedded husband
Priest: to have and to hold, in sickness and in health
Guy8: DEFAME GUY6
Priest: I present you two, Suffie and Kafro, as bride and groom
Guy1: KISS THE BRIDE BITCH
Guy2: *waves Kafro x Suffie banner*
Guy3: KISS HER LOVELY LIPS
Guy4: f3f3f3f3
Guy1: HOT SECKS NOW!!
Guy5: kiss dammit you shy people
*Kafro and Suffie f3 (kiss)*
Guy4: that was beautiful
Guy8: *clapclapclap*
Priest: MUCH REJOICING SOON.
Kafro: is the bride afk? o__O
Guy4: omg she is afk
Guy1: PARRTYYYYY ANYWAY
Me: PARTY!
Guy2: I WILL GIVE CHICKEN AS A GIFT
Kafro: SO WHERE’S THE FOOD??
Guy11: When do we eat, I’m hungry
Priest: *drops omok table*
*guy6 steals it*
Priest: GIB ME MY FCKING TABLE!!!
Guy1: BEER!
Guy6: i’ll give 10 mesos to couple
Allene: hahaha
Guy2: here’s food
Guy4: HEY KAF… NICE PARTY
Guy11: bring ze strippers and les party!!
Guy4: FOOD >>>>>
*wedding guests drop gifts for newlyweds*
*guy6 steals stuff*
Priest: HEY! DEFAME GUY6!
Guy4: LOOT FEST! WOOT
Guy6: LOOT!
Me: oh well. i’ll just drop some gifts even though they’ll get stolen
Izzy: me too
*I drop 1k and ores*
*Izzy drops 150 horny mushroom caps and ores*
Priest: OK CAKE’S HERE
*priest drops cake*
Guy6: GET THE CAKE!!!
*there’s a mad rush for the cake*
Priest: what!!! *lunges for it*
Guy6: I GOT IT
Preist: GET GUY6!!!
Me: ok i’m going lmao
Allene: haha ok
Izzy: me too read more

Garrett sat by the dangerous entrance, panting. “Kaede. . .” He laid his head against the wood frame. “Love is the most important thing in life, huh?”

He held out his tobi pouch in front of him. “A life. . . without. . . love.” He took the blood-stained tobi out. “A life. . . without Kaede. . .” He hovered the tobi over his wrist, then dropped it. “A life without Kaede.” He buried his head inside his arms. “I can’t live a life without Kaede by my side. . .” His red hair was brimming with snow. read more

Garrett walked down the dark hallway towards my room, with Stephen right behind him. Winnie was a few yards behind, striding quietly so not to be discovered. She did a quick gesture with her kage, and continued following the two boys.

In a single move, Stephen had Garrett pinned to the wooden wall. His V2000 was against his neck. “I’m not going to watch you walk away with Kaede again.” read more

My heartbeat was bursting through my chest. I couldn’t breathe. I could feel the smooth handle of my evil wings against me, calling, “Don’t let me go!” I stared into Akito’s handsome face. If I was going to die right now, at least I would be staring at something beautifully vicious.

The dagger seeped deeper into my neck. I could feel the blood running down the sides of my neck. I closed my eyes. A slow, painful death was what I always dreamed of. I thought about Garrett. What would he say if he saw this? Garrett. . . I love you. read more

Haha I was so excited when I got to lvl 55 yesterday. I spammed it all over my buddy list @_@

Ohh and what was really funny was when I was making my thorns. I had gathered all the materials to make it, and when I went to Rydole, he said I didn’t have all the materials. Then I noticed I needed a staff stimulator. I didn’t want to use one, because it could fail, but I desperatly searched all the free markets on all channels for staff stims. I swear, there are NO staff stimulators in Scania. Anyway, then I asked my friend Kyle who had also made his thorns, and I asked if i REALLY needed a stiulator. He said no. I was so confused, but then I click Rydole again and noticed there was a thorn making WITHOUT the stimulator. so I made my thorns, and when I checked the stats, it was WORSE than my arc staff! O_O (the arc was scrolled with 10% scrolls) Yeahh it’s actually funnier than it seems x_X read more

Ah I broke up with my Maple Story husband a few days ago. Our relationship has been going on for about 11 months… I meant to whisper him, but I said it to the whole buddy list. 5 months ago I really loved him, in real life, as well as the game. But he is 5.5 years older than me, and it’s basically pedaphile XD (or however you spell it) I really hoped to meet him in real life, but I have to remember it’s all a game… read more