So I was gone for a while as already evident, but then the Ninja said “hey, post a blawg.”
But it wasn’t enough. It didn’t emanate enough PWNage to rawk da house. So I pondered what would be the best.
A Hacker Blog? Bleh, already made tons of those
A Blog Mocking Nexon? Maybe next time.
A Blog Making Fun of an MMOer who is an Idiot? Made enough of those.
Guru here! 
It all started on September 5th, when I thought I downloaded this game. No idea what the heck it was. It had a nice label to it: “York University”. So I thought that I’d check it out…
Awesome MMO guys. Really awesome!
Now of course, some of you may wonder “Are you on crack? Its schoolish!”
I say nay! I will explain as to why.
I took my friend Scyne out to lunch yesterday since I think I owed him. (He bought me pizza or something; can’t remember) Also, I just wanted to talk with him to make fun of stuff that are fun to make fun of. Stuff that goes on in our daily conversations include:
~Satire! Its always good and healthy to make mockery of stuffs!
~MapleStory and its good ol’ days
~How Nexon’s takeover ruined those good ol’ days
~My BS detector alerts whenever Nexon says something stupid (yeah, one less channel=faster play? My arse!)
~More satire
~People on MMOTales that used to piss us off, namely Silenthill, Rocky, stuff like that
~Stupid people on Gaiaonline’s Extended Discussion forum
~More cynical remarks about the world
~Why the world sucks and how our world takeover would make it a better place…for me
~Death Note <3 Which reminds me I have to watch the last episode today.
~The Paper Hell RP
It’s a question that has graced forums and blogs alike. Its a question that makes me feel like this: link
Yep!
Anyway, if people haven’t figured it out by now, I thought I would inform them and make them see why hackers hack. This way Nexon loses more money because: Nexon – money = good. Yes; I hate them ever since they took over the rights to publishing Maplestory. All that I loved about Maplestory was lost in that moment. It was a sentimental moment. Leave me alone.
You have made an excellently fabulous choice for choosing our game for your leisurely pleasures. We know about the redundancy in the previous statement, so curse you if you felt the need to open your mouth about it.
Now onto the end user agreement. As if you are going to even read it.
Anyway, we at X² Games like going for the casual tone in our agreements. Makes it more interesting to read and at the same time gains your trust. This way, you feel more compelled to press “I agree”. Yes, go press it now; you know you want to.
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Well its Guru here. I haven’t blogged for a while, so I’m gonna make this long…I think…I hope
Anyway, what I am here to blog about is very confidential and should not leave MMOTales into the hands of the not-so-bright people at Basilmarket. Its about a game. A very kick-arse game. A game that would make Nexon cry. Cry so much. I love to see Nexon cry. It makes me smile.
Well where shall I start? RF Online or my MMO?
*flips coin*
danmit…i lost my funny…not that i had it to begin with >.
Yeah…this blog won’t be funny…lemme tell you that >.
Well…it all started when my friend asked me to play RF Online with him. At the time I was playing FlyFF on the Aibatt server which was pretty fun. In fact, I met Morgan Webb from X-Play on that game! Well not really…it was just a person posing as her and who ripped me off for my Forfroms. I sold 7 for 60k. I thought it was a good deal. I’m such a noob. My friend (darxler from Paper Hell RP), told me that they are worth 70k each.
Well, I do not have much to write here. I am leaving for India after around 11 years. I’ll be back on January the 7th.
Till then, I bid thee all farewell
And I bid Aliyah much love, hugs, and kisses.
And I bid the RPers: listen to Ninja, Darx, and Scyne and do not bring Guru’s soul into any situation at all. Why do you think his body in a coma while his spirit wanders around? 😀
Well, I logged on to Maplestory (after ages) to realize that i was in Orbis. This was a good thing, because I was previously in Ludi. Ludi sucks. Well, it sucks for a level 68 warrior; even if he has gloves that add 20 accuracy.
Anyway, Aliyah screamed my name and i was like W00T! . She was in Amoria so I went to to the ship to Ellinia so that I can visit my Dearest…and guess who I ran into? TheLastCor . He wasn’t in my buddy list, but I knew I had seen him somewhere…a KSer? No, I rid that thought from my head. Nobody can KS Guru and live again. xD (j/k).
I don’t exist
where you reside
My lack of existence
pains me inside.
I see myself
with you in my arms
Only to wake up
and hear the alarm
Where are you?
Where am I?
I wish to know
Before I cry
Cry forth tears
Then cry your name
While destiny jeers
As it plays this game
A sadist at best
That which controls our fate
Leaving hearts at unrest
As it closes the gate