Author’s Note

1. i used notepad so theres no spell check
2. my first fanfic. . . -shivers in my timbers-
3. uhm tell me abou my story skillz. i r teh nub so dont hold back on critisizm and praise plawks
4. READ DARNIT WUTCHOO DOIN STILL READIN AN?!

Prologue

Too young to live a lie, Look into my eyes
READY, SET, GO, It’s time to run!
The sky is changing we are one
Together we can make it whi–
Crash
“Frakken dumarse alarm. . . .I told her i told her i didn’t NEED one”, Ivy grumbled ignoring the fact that if the alarm had not rang, she wouldn’t have been up. She yawned and stretched her slightly sore muscles and got out of bed. “Stupid snails always getting everywhere….”Taking a quick glance around her room she suddenly grinned. read more

or however you spell it

hes so old they couldnt even get a SUBSTITUTE for him!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

the girl who goes NOOOOOOOOO

*AN: seeign as i do not remember sequence of events in my memory very well till jut be lek… idk D=
*END AN

i was sooo restless after spending every afternoon afterschool in a hosue w/o a computer, TV, or even a decent book to read. namely cuz my granmum moved to boardman and gave the hosue she had to my aunt. read more

[EDIT] wat iw as eating x-x the begining is old now cuz my mum made me get off and its been like 5 days.. w/e to the blog~[/EDIT]

cuz thats what im eatin right now! =O

for those who dont know cuz u live in a box lulz walkin tacos are full doritos chipbags, put tacomeat in them, any other shiz u feel like, and then walking around wherever doin what u want =O read more

im jsut not =(

anyway see what happened was iw as training. had gotten back on im at 97 i think percent. i start spammin BL and being happy [i mgihtve been 94% i duunnoo]. so im counting down going

97%!!

[later]

98%

[later]

99%13@!3!2v@4~!!~1`!!

Tina:EARLY GRATS! GO DEE
Purin: gogogo!

and hten. . .

CATASTROPHY!~~1`!!!!

i started tot hink about someone D; and then BAM guess what? read more

[EDIT]

U NOOB CHEEZEH ITS STILL TOO BIG!! >=O

[/EDIT]

The Blog

OMGOMGOMGOGMGOGMGOMG~~!!!1

I LEVELED!! =D

and im listenign to amtchbox20!!

and i jsut made a new poem on revolutionaries in 1941 china!!!

and i for some reason have too many exclamtion poitns!!

it reminds me of damian’s infestation of parenthi that soon ran away after he threatened them with moldy cheese lol read more

HECK EYAH MAN I LEVLEEDD!!!!

-starts dance-

ah huh

oh eyah

thats right

i pwn

so gtfo

cuz u dont

lulz[/lame] =O

So anyway…wats been up with meh? Real Life~

so i’ve belatedly realized my friends are weirdos =O
and tehyer friends are weirdos
they tell me that makes me weird by deafault. . .tehrye a bit too smart to be weird!

ME: OMG OW!
David: what?
ME: OMMGGG OWWWWWWWW T.T.T.T.T!!
David: what??
ME: . . . .i broke a nail. . . . . . ;_____;
David: -starts laughing like heX0rz-
ME: dotn laugh! this HURTS!
David: i dotn even know why im alughing!! XDXD read more

OH MY FRAKKENRACKLETEENTITANSBLARGH!!!!~1`

I LEEEEVEEEEEEELLLEEDD TO 36!!!!

-air guitars-

-smashes guitar over Elton John’s head-

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BABY!!~~~!~

STATS BABY!

my wats that thign that bandits are famous for is now close to being 1337!! =D and also the lowest hit i can now hit is

96!!! yea i probably messed uip sumwhere but hey im having fun being a STR bandit! =) plus i like the Angelic read more

COTTINGSWORTH!!!

. . .yes m’lord?

Have you heard that now those blasted scientists say the Earth is ROUND?!

No sir i haven’t m’lord. . .

It’s a bloody travesty!! Can’t wait til they find out how bloody wrong they are. Actually Cottingsworth i’ll give you your raise when the other half proves that the Earth is indeed round. That’ll be a time to celebrate wot wot!? read more

My word! That Dee person has leveled herself again! Have you ever seen anything like it Cottingsworth?

No i dear say i havent m’lord. . .m’lord, if i could ask for a pay raise

A PAY RAISE?! HA! cottingsworth good man always knew you were a joker!

but i wasnt joking sir. . .

Poor Cottingsworth =(((

Butlers are so misunderstood!! >=O

lol so anyways i leveled =O [says with austin powers accent] Thirty-Five baby YEAH! now i have more than jsut two dagger roll up thingamajiggers from that move. . . o.o -cannot remember wat tis called- read more

YES!!

maybe other people ahd it

maybe iw as just a lucky nooby =O

but i had four times exp for four days straight O___O;; plus the day before the $x for $ days started i had 2x experience =O

what Dee?!! wth didnt u level to 38 or sumthng then?!!

i WOULD have butbut. . .parents do not understand and therefore could care less that their daughter was blessed with 4x experience for four days straight =.= read more