Is it so wrong

Lets see how should i start this

is it so wrong being in pq with hackers(not that you meant to)
you just got in needed the exp but didnt want to get banned

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yea i feel like cheated on my wife or something
it just happened

it was one time

i couldnt resist…well umm yea
would you have left party and just said for get this

well as they say if you cant take the heat get out of the oven and at this point i was on fire
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I am GOD

No, not really, just a god, I’m not one for fits of egotistical ass smacking…But.

KISS IT.

To every single person who missed MY TWENTY SIX CONSECUTIVE PQS ON THE SAME CHANNEL AS LEADER.

KISS.
IT.

Thank you, thank you, moving along, likely the last time I will ever lead a PQ, and one of the very, very few times(We’re talking a handful) that I’ve ever lead, and that happens. read more

My cousin,French Fries,Ksers & Weight

Imagine how ksing can stimulate one’s brain.when i was at my cousin’s house just the other day,he encounted a kser.but way before that,we got crazy & we ordered 3 teppanyaki burgers,5 upsize french fries & 2 upsize milos all from McDonalds.( thank you McDonalds we love that new emo fekking shrek hats u guys wear)Anyway,we ate the teppanyaki burgers but left out the fries.All of the sudden,a silly 5X sin appeared in our coolie map & he started ksing my cousin.my cousin got realli angry & started 2 ks him.
After an hour & constant screams of ,” USE MY PRIEST LAH.” ,my cousin got realli mad & started glaring at the 5 bags of fries.he took 1 bag & started stuffing his mouth full of oily,starchy substances & started digesting them with the help of salivary emylase.
I was staring at him like he was some sort of crazed emo alien whom just confessed that he loves william hung & dat his plans to abduct him failed.i dont understand how one’s consumination of french fries can help ksing.i really have no idea.but if thers 1 thing i know,its about stealing my bag of french fries.once he was down 2 the last three bags of french fries,he took 1 bag from my clean,unoily,holy fingers & started stuffing his oily,unholy,& contaminated mouth with my heavenly french fries.i had a murderous look on my face.i love french fries as much as the next french fry fanatic does.but stealing french fries from me will gain looks from me like you’ve just murdered someone.i swear to god my face suddenly looked like it had undergone a bad plastic surgery.
anyway i need your opinions on this,i know in the past i had many complaints about maple but this is really too much.a blood relative resorting to vent his anger on my favourite food is definitely not my favourite pastime to watch.i really love french fries.do u have any suggestions to stop him from venting his anger on my favourite food?
P.S,putting the food away doesnt help.he snatched the last 2 bags from me about 20 times when i tried to save them. read more

Tales of a Lost World 71

-Still not back from hiatus-
I am now the official celebrity endorser of this god awful drink known as Red Bull! Rawr! Go buy this scientifically proven unhealthy drink!

Episode 71 Saving an Angel

An orange sun sits over a nest of bright crimson and red-orange clouds far in the horizon. A cool breeze blows by, gently caressing the boughs of leaves in the endless forest of trees. read more

Demons of Ice And Gods of Fire #2

“…and so may your life be filled with prosperity and fulfillment of your greatest wishes, and mayb you live to seek your follow-life with the gods forever more, and may their not need be a Hell, for The Hierarchy shall be upheld, and may you live for the gods. Karash Di Nafa.” Grendel said as he preached over the large chapelful of magicians, and wizards, and priests, and even the hopefuls who wished to become a magician. As he closed his prayer book there was a loud chorus of, “Karash Di Nafa.” The ceremonial prayer send. read more

Lv 89 Its been awhile since my last blog

Meh. Here I am, Updating my MMO-Tales…At 11:50 PM EST on May 26th. I am so tired…Its been a long day.

Well, I log on with 40%…Die twice. Regain that. and then go level my dexless warrior to 21.

Double exp starts in a half hour after I level my dexless warrior, so I head to sharks. Of course, I die EVERY STINKIN TIME I TRAIN THERE…So I die, and gain a total of 44% by the time i’m done. Not too shabby. Seems if you do the math, I’m at 84%. read more

What a day.

Ugh. I had such a bad day today MMO-wise. For those of you who love long blogs, you’re in for a treat. This may be my longest blog yet, I think. . . Grab a cup of coffee and a cheese danish, and settle in for a read.

First though, let us begin with last night. Last night was happy for two reasons: 1. I got Arathelaste ( henceforth shortened to “Ara” ) levelled up to lvl 9, and 2. I met an old friend from my early Scania days in GMS. I used to be in her guild but since I don’t play Scania anymore, who knows if that still holds. But it doesn’t matter, for I wasn’t happy in those days, really (and some of the reasons why will be covered later on in my very long and winding tale). read more

The Viper Strikes Next: Chapter 17

-=Grendel the Really Old=-

The entire island was still in a fairly strong uproar over the emergence of the Victorian Oni, even after the maroon moon girl returned to Kerning City. Though she made a fast run to get there, she was instantly on her knees trying to catch her breath as soon as her feet hit the concrete. Her mind was wracked, her nerves were shot, and her emotions were all but beyond complete control. Tears dotted the ground beneath her as she struggled unsuccessfully against crying. Of all the things that could’ve happened that day, this was something she prayed wouldn’t happen, no matter how certain it really was. read more

A Crafter’s Honor, Chapter 5

Well, for anyone wanting to read this, here it is:

The Tauromacis, Taurospears and Cold Eyes were scouting around the Sanctuary, as per normal. It was like a normal day, walking around, spears ready to attack, Cold eyes ready to launch a kamikazi attack, but things didn’t really seem as they were this day. The atmosphere was tense, and it was a bit darker than usual. read more