Boing… boing…. Boing…. the sound of those hateful zombie mushrooms echoes throughout the room as they attempt to trample me. The only light that pierces the dark and gloomy room is that of my golden mole, radiating its power and smashing zombie mushrooms into tiny bits. The dents in my special forces black jangoon armor reflects how long I’ve been smashing these pasty white oversized marshmallows. I can slowly feel my strength ebbing away with every zombie I smash and with every swing of my mighty weapon. All of a sudden the Golden Mole drops to the ground making a loud clattering sound as if symbolizing how my life was dropping into the deadly abyss that is death. While my mind is willing to continue my body simply could not go on anymore, Slowly the darkness creeping slowly into my vison overwhelms me and with one last hateful boing I dropped unconscious with the feeling of the soft pasty flesh of the zombie mushrooms covering my face, slowly but surely starting to turn me into a zombie. read more

I quit Global MS for now- all the pro-legits, ##%@# GMs, hackers who hack everywhere and in places you cant KS and get fast exp off them, and GM’s polciy of banning entire guilds for one hacker. to that i say :what
And thats just in Broa.
I have a char in Scania i see hackers EVERYWHERE even in the noob areas! and the GMs and ppl who buy NX all the time are shouting at eachother thru megas and [notice]s. On top of that every channel is crowded, and everyone is a rude arrogant ass-wipe! I havent even done anything to deserve mistreatment from them. So i dont wanna play GMS anymore because its just getting rediculous.
So i made a new char on MapleSEA in Aquilia whom i hope to be a dexless bandit that can do the sweet damage i’ve seen high level dexless bandits do in Broa during ludi PQ. etc. I saw a pic on this site of a roge, lv 26, shooting stars at orange mushies and getting 500 damage! i wanna do that.
But in MapleSEA i got a bad feeling that dexless isn’t going to work out, idk y…i saw this person who hopes to become a dex FULL bandit. dex full. Last time i checked, dex was a thief’s defence and the luk factors into damage. on top of that training my new guy up (hes a lv 9 beginner right now) he could only hit 3-5 damage on red snails and orange mushies while others hit 7-8 dmg. My stats are int 4, str 4, dex 25, minimum needed to be thief, luk 30 something. read more

Hello, MMOTales. Today’s blog will be presented with HypnoVision(tm)! It will be popping in to tell you to join RaiRO (as always requires bittorrent and WinRAR)! So then, let’s get started!

Really, I didn’t do much. I got on late for WoE, so all I did was Soul Strike a few people into submission, and die a lot. I liked the killing of everyone not in my guild though, it was fun. read more

After Xiao leveled up to Ice Mage on, I believe, Friday or Thursday, it took me about two days for me to get to Priest.
I couldnt wait for anyone to log in as I did it, I was too excited. x3

So I put a point into Shining Ray! ..Then I went Ray-happy at Vic.

I plan to max Holy Symbol, Shining Ray, Dispell, Summoning Dragon, and Elemental Resistance. Doom will be stuck on 14 points, while Mystic Door would be on 6. Great Hybrid build, aint it? read more

-=The Fourth Lightbringer=-

Shadow, Amber, Emma, Genya, Lance, Skye, and Grendel the Really Old were now grouped together amidst the townsfolk once more, at the floor of Ellinia. The day was slowly ending, made evident by the fading rays that were now barely poking through the walls of trees. The townsfolk stood together as a large circle, in the middle of which were the twenty taken by the Victorian Oni, along with a silver urn. All bodies were covered in decorative quilts, each bearing a victim’s name. On the urn was etched the name, “Kyle Sage.” read more

[h]Sorry, something happened to the text while I was trying to put these blue things on and everything died. o__o;[/h]
So I had to type everything out again.
Enjoy…?

Blah blah blah, “it’s too short”. WELL TOO BAD!
I’m too lazy to write more anyway. xP

Sorry for stealing your Maple-style curses, Annikabelle. read more

I wish there was an ‘AWESOME experience’ type of submitting a blog, simply because ‘good’ doesn’t describe my current state of joy thinking about it back. x]

Oh well. Hey all. I think most of the readers here know who I am, I am roksecks. x] Yayaya.

Anyhoo, that’s not the point. I got to level 101 two days ago, and I got to around 52% on sunday. I forgot we were going to Guild Quest with my guild, GirlScouts, but luckily I wasn’t the only one.
Me being in Aqua road, I had to go to Orbis for the ship. Luckily, this was one of the most fun boat rides I’ve been on, simply because 5 of my guildmates were there, too. read more

Guess what? I found out there’s an art contest on MapleStory (a little late there x-x) because of the Anniversary and all. So what did I do? Made a n00b character, got it to lvl 10+, and submitted something!

Click here for my submission

Giant Chicken PWNZ all! Not really, but I can dream, can’t I? The others were just random ideas that popped into my head. Only the Dinoskull seems to be similar to another actual in game monster (There are roosters and turkeys and pigs and cows and sheep and goats in the game, why not a chicken?). read more

sorry if u missed this blog earlier, there was a nice pic of jessica alba, but the p/c freaks told me to take it down, and i didnt want another blog deleted

YEAH YOU CAN ADMIT YOU MISSED ME. WELL FIRST OFF, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAST BLOG?
IVE BEEN GRINDING AT JR SENTINALS
UPTO LVL25! JUST BOUGHT MYSELF AN 8 INT CAPE AS AN REWARD FOR GETTING THAT HIGH.
IS IT JUST ME OR DO THOSE JRS DROP A BUTTLOAD OF SNOWBOARDS, WHICH SUX SINCE THEY ARE WORTH ABOUT AS MUCH AS WHAT COMES OUT OF MY @$$ EVERY NIGHT. read more

Yes, I have been away from mmotales for quiet sometimes due to the annoying and repetative blogs about hackers and basing nexon.
I never wrote good blogs ’cause I was a crappy writer back then but I am back. I don’t know what to say, but ’till then bye.