So, yesterday I leveled to 51, which meant no more PQ. I thought I would take myself a break and head over to Victoria to sit in my relaxer with a pimp cane and sip some tequila. I hadn’t returned to Vic since I left on a cool misty morning at level 33.
I went around and did some quests, the usual, when I thought I’d give mushmom a try. I partied with this guy, and we waited a while. When mushmom finally spawned, a warrior came in and ksed us. He even had the nerve to be a jerk about it.
So I returned today in the wee hours of the morning, when Khaini is quiet. I soloed my first mushmom as the first channel I found was empty. And luckily enough, another one half an hour later. After this I channel surfed. Now, I respect those who wanna solo, so if I see even one person in there, I’ll go.
Most people however, do not share this common decency. I found another empty channel, and I was killing pigs while I waited, when a mage comes in. I tell him that I’m trying to solo mushmom, if he could either find another channel or not kill this one. Nicely. I don’t want to come off boisterous or rude.
He doesn’t answer me. So I stay anyway.
Now, as much as I’m proud of my newfound damage after 20 levels of fairly average weapons, and suddenly shooting up 19 weapon attack, I know I cannot win against an ice/lite mage. Mages will still be able to kill steal me for a long time to come. And as if the mage wasn’t enough, a thief comes in, this is when I said forget it.
Obviously, this made me mad, so, I told them they were -ah- jerks, in a matter of speaking, and prompty made my dramatic channel change.
I found another empty channel, and continued my pig bashing. Another thief comes in, and again, I say I’m trying to solo mushmom. ‘Good for you’ he says.
I’m kinda thinking I want to kill their first born by now, but I settle for bludgeoning him to death with my bow.
However, I wake up and find out that he’s still here, but now only that, there’s another thief and a fire mage.
I say something like; ‘Akjsfdhkfghsdfg’. But, being stubborn I ‘m going to wait it out.
Mushmom spawns, I get like, 200exp. And the fire mage gets everything. He’s like, ‘PWNZ00rz, saifjsdfsfeasy LOLLOOOLOLOL’
I’m ready to inflict the most bodily pain possible on these kids. But, being a reasonable person. I call him a ‘jerk’ and go to Henesys to blow off some steam.
At least I got two, right? Anyway, I’m headed back to Ossyria for another 35923 levels. And quite frankly, mushmom, and the jerks that loiter around there will not be missed. read more
