Things to do in toilets
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, ”May I borrow a highlighter?”
2. ”Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ”Hmmm, I’ve never seen that colour before.”
5. ”Damn, this water is cold.”
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a shoe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ”Now how did that get there?”
8. ”Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.”
9. Fill up a large flask with lemonade. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling,’ Whoa! Easy boy!!”
10. ” Interesting….more sinkers than floaters”
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say,’ Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?”
12. ”C’mon Mr. Happy! Don’t fall asleep on me!!”
13. ”Boy, that sure looks like a maggot”
14. ”Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?”
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toilet paper, lay down your ”Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, ”Peek-a-boo!”
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ”Born Free.” read more

The drawing is Iris from my story. Looks bad… second one is Paris, but I forgot he was a sin, so he’s holding a dagger…

OKAY! WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT?!? IMA MAKE A FREAKEN NEW ONE! IMA TRACK ALL THE COMPS I WENT TO AND FIND THE HACKER! ILL INFORM YOU WEn I FIND HIM (obvously its a him) AND BEAT HIM UP! (f5) MAKING NEW ACC CUZ MOST LIKELY IM GONIG TO ET BANNED! LET U KNOW ASAP

While prodding and hurrying the .26 Patch along, something dawned on me about the two (currently) English-oriented versions of Maple Story (current, as MapleEurope has yet to be fully released). So here we go.

Title explanation: It really should be something like, “Why do MapleSEA and MapleGlobal have to be Equal?” but that was a bit long, so I decided to go with this. read more

I got the link now give me props, so far only fate has given me props -_-

I read the patch info, but if you read it now, you’ll see that it says:

“You can make your way to Aqua Road through EOS Tower, so get splashed and swim throug the newest area of MapleStory!”

Strange, huh?

ok, I was on basil market with my laptop and people are saying that snail drops ilbis, cerebus drops zakum helm, etc etc. What I would like to know is whether this is true or not. People say its a bug/glitch in the game, but I think it’s sort of a lie. What do you think?

(well, I did get mokbi from what ever those big yellow puffy fish are. Is that ab-normal?) read more

OK i’m downloading the patch right now and it’s says < Game >
[i]- As the dog days of the summer arrive, we have a cool news for you: Aqua Road is now AVAILABLE!! You can make your way to Aqua Road through Eos Tower, so get splashed and swim through the newest area of MapleStory!
– The Game UI has gone through some major changes! Experience the new changes firsthand, as we have added some new features to the game. Enjoy[/i] read more

I was on the MapleGlobal forums a few minutes ago, and half of the threads I saw were all about how Wizet was beening unfair extending the patching time.

Heck, everyone was talking about how they were going to turn into the Hulk and go punch their pillow to death and what not. One kid even said he quit due to this patch.

Shouldn’t we all be happy that they’re even releasing Aqua Road today…? The people who complain act like adding a new world is oh so easy. Be glad they’re even spending their time to release it for us. read more

how will we get to Aqua Road when the patch is done? I kno ppl will say i a noob but i don’t kno ='(

plz tell me if u kno because i wonna go there when the patch is done =P