A Knights Tale : 8

Before Chief DB could walk away, his body turned black even if he had won he could not escape the effect of powerguard. In DB’s place was a black orb, Mike reached for his Power elixir only 2 inches away from his hand he went unconscious before he could reach it.

Mike awoke in a quite room, jenny and Daniel were waiting for him to wake up “how long was I out” asked mike “5 days” replied jenny sleepily “Daniel you were taking care of Mike all these days why don’t you go take a break” Jenny said happily “I guess so.. Don’t have to much fun without me” Daniel left the two alone. “Sleep Mike, ill heal you up” said Jenny quietly, Mike began to fall asleep, Jenny drew a dagger from the table beside her… “GUYS hurry up there’s going to be a meeting” yelled Daniel. Jenny healed Mike and they were on their way to Dances with Barlog’s cave. “Today we will meet with Grendel; of coarse he will be unaware that we will be heading there. I will only take people with their third jobs, anyone without one would be a liability.” A flock of warriors headed to Ellinia, climbing the ladders all the way to Grendel’s library. A large blue creature with an axe appeared “ill take care of this everyone go in!” yelled Mike. Fire Charge, Power Guard, Speed Booster, Mike charged, the creature swung its axe down creating a burst of energy, it flung mike back, mike looked up and saw the axe swinging down. read more

My definition of “Noob”

Well it isn’t a rant but it will be. Many people use the term “noob” to describe some of those who play Maple Story, as well as other MMO’s and FPS’s (it is a common noun and can be used outside of the gaming context), however when I call someone that, many take the wrong offense.

Newb; Noob; n00b; nooblet; noobz0r etc.
adj. nooby, noobish..
   1. Online term for “newbie,” someone who is new to something (game, event).
   2. In MMOs, a low level character, usually lower than the person calling them a noob.
   3. In Maple Story, someone who, usually below level 20, walks around asking for free money, free items, or asking if you can train them because they’re too lazy to do it themself.
   4. Someone who doesn’t know how to play and gets fragged (killed) often with zero or negative kills.
   5. Someone who is incredibly, annoyingly stupid. Not restricted to a certain level, this can include:
      a. A person who, as soon as you sign on or come to a channel with monsters in it, says “cc plz” or something similar, even though you said/did nothing.
      b. A person who comes to the channel you are training on and starts/continues to ks you.
      c. A person who gets extremely pissed off if you openly state you have a problem with their attitude, grammar and or courtesy (or lack thereof). They usually need anger management.
      d. A person who, if called a noob for one of the above stated reasons, gets very offended and starts to list out all their “High level” characters and all their connections (guilds, other “pros&quot, threatening and, as they hope, scaring you into submission.
      e. A person who calls themself a pro (and may not like it if you do not bow to them accordingly).
      f. Last but not least, hackers. Because they can’t just train their characters themself, they have to vac to an appropriate level (directly proportionate to their ego).
      g. Secondly last but not least, those who may not hack but have a problem with you hating them. They like to befriend and take advantage of hackers and others, selfishly only to get themselves further in the game, and are no better than the rest of the noobs stated.
      h. Oh! Almost forgot those people who try so hard to insult you when they can’t even spell the names they are trying to call you read more

Flying Monkeys!!!

My friend in real life, not the one who knows my account, talks about unusual stuff like flying monkeys. so lets make a story about flying monkeys.

Once apon a time, was a monkey. he had a special talent to fly, but he isnt a lupin. So one day… (contuine it. plz dont flame me.)

Trading Fame! @#$%

I really hate people coming up to you saying in caps “TRADING FAME”. I don’t trade fame, never have, never will. If someone fames me, and I have some fame, I may fame them back, but that is a small gesture on my part for them being so nice as to use their one fame of the day on me. That does not mean I’ll trade it, I give my fame to those I think deserve it, and those I think don’t deserve to be famed, I defame. Haven’t defamed too many yet, I’d rather save my fame for someone that deserves my time and effort to click on them and then click the up button on their fame, than waste it on someone who doesn’t deserve such time. read more

another day passes…

yea, somehow i got up to 700k or so, from yesterday… then today, i spent money AGAIN!
well, i was browsing free market, and i found a black polyfeather hat, 40 def and 4 dex for 600k, so guess what, i BOUGHT IT! … sigh…

well, here are the 2 pictures i took, of me doing 2 of my 3 cash shop emotes… (the other is the big googly eye thinggy) along with my stats, inventory, and equip. read more

Leo And The Brave Kargo part I

Once upon a time, in a far away land there was a little man with a little sword killing snails, he grew and became stronger, suddently he passed by the land of fire called “Perion” which was a desert, he went up and up and he saw a man, he was sitting in a huge chair, his name was “Dances with balrogs”. “Dances with balrogs” said “would you like to join the path of the warrior and become stronger and powerful?” Leo agreed with no doubt, soon Leo became a “Warrior” he learned new skills and abilities and became much powerful. while he was training on huting ground killing the “Orange mushrooms” he heared a voice, it was a voice of an animal, a “Kargo” soon Leo realised the poor pet broke her knee, Leo grabbed the poor Kargo and grabbed it till his home in Perion, the Kargo soon could walk again.
To weeks later Leo usally opened his mail box like every normal day, but this time somthing happend, he opened the first letter which said “Leo come to Orbis or we will kill somone you love muhahahahahahaaahahahaha”…
Leo went to the Kargo room and he saw no one is there… read more

Make A PQ

Well I saw this forum in Basil and I put mine up. But, the forum got unpopular so I’m putting mine up

lvl 10 – 20

You will need 4 ppl in the party. Be sure to stock up on pots

Stage 1
Your whole team will be dropped in a place with 4 rooms. The party splits up and has to kill 4 monsters in each room. Room1 has Blue Bubblings, Room2 has Axe Stumps, Room3 has Octopus, and Room4 has Green Mushroom. After that, get all the passes and drop em on top of the NPC stump to open the portal to read more

Piga’s Story- Chapter 1- Unknown rumors

Hi, this is my 1st emotional story about a pig in maple… Theres good ideas coming out for this story, soo… Enjoy!

Once upon a time lived a ordinary little pig named “Piga” in Pig Beach, his childhood became very peaceful before BAD times came… One day while Piga came out of his house in Pig beach, rumors of strange living things invading Victoria Island. As Piga played with his best friend- Chu, Something happened… read more

Hackers in Bera

After the V23 patch, i was so relieved. “No more hackers”, i thought. Well, boy was i wrong. Hackers are back, and at full throttle. I can’t go anywhere without being in the presence of a hacker. Yesterday i was trying to level from 54 to 55 at my usual place. When I was just about to Savage Blow a drake to death, and when i leaped at him.. He was gone. I looked all over, and the monsters were disappering, but no hacker to be found. read more

It’s been a while

It’s been a while since i have updated on my maple life, so here is what is up.
Lately i have been training at “Drake’s Meal Table”, I absolutely love it there. Fast spawn, mobs, good drops, the works. However, recently there has been a outbreak of hackers, so it is hard to find a channel with good mobs that aren’t getting vacced. I attempted to scroll, yet another wagner and got it to 70 att, with a 10% scroll.. Pure luck lol. read more