Free market noobs/Im back.

Hi

This is BOB.

Atleast with that sarcastic statement you might realize who i am.

Yes its Varun back with a bang.

Ive spent too much time playing tennis and listening to music that ive forgot you folks!

Now for some maple talk.

I found some uber noobs who made me rich XD.

First,i found a guy who sold +5 dex black napoleon [lvl 50 cape] for 350 k XD

then i went and auctioned it on basil and you wont believe how nooby they are.

The winning bid was 2.65 mil [!] and i glady sold it making me surreptitiously rich at 5.5 mil

[Now dont show off about how rich you are cos i no how you guys pwn.]

Anyways,thats not all.

I found a girl who sold 63 atk 4 slot Maple WAGNER for…..

*Drum rolls profusely*

200 K!!!

Oh yeah. Thats how we roll

And ive become lvl 38 too,you know.

*Looks into blank space and gets full of himself*

Now,ive got another bad-ass news.

This might be heart-breaking but i have to say it

Panic! at the disco have removed the “!” from their name to make them just Panic at the disco

[Dont get all cocky fools. If you worship them,you know how hard it is right now.]

And for people who dont know whow they are ive got instructions for you.

1. Get youre butt up from the chair

2. Go left and you will find a wall.

3. Hit your head on the wall again and again and say “I worship britney spears”

4. That is all.

And btw,theyre a band

Well,thats all i think.

Yours truly,

Panic [!] at the disco.

Aka Varun you newbs

5 thoughts on “Free market noobs/Im back.”

  1. That exclamation mark was the only thing that made them original! Whyyy (Sorry, that’s just my worthless opinion, feel free to ignore~)!

    And lucky you with all that bling I’m the proud owner of 6 mil . . . I waste all my money away on guild expansions for FluffMuffin . . . so I actually had 37.5 mil before making a guild . . . I spent 31.5 T___T . . . the last expansion cost 5 mil for 5 people! 5 MIL! OMG?

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