Ny “IZ PWNAGE”!

Welcome Maplers! I’d like to introduce to you… MapleStory News!

(Lawl so unoriginal, but I’m too lazy to come up with a good name.)

Good evening everyone! Hello, my name is 13lueMoon and I am the host of MapleStory News. Tonight is the first episode of MapleStory news, so I do hope I am able to please my viewers with stories of the Maple world and maybe a few other things as well. ^_^ Don’t worry, I will still be posting regular blogs as well.

Over time, we might even have some special guests, even from different servers to appear on this show. Keep an eye out, you might even see a few well known players. With that said, let us commence with our first episode!

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We have breaking news tonight! In Mu Lung Sky Forest, there appeared an I/L Wizard who mercilessly froze monsters with her powerful ice spells while yelling out some sort of war cry in the server of Bera! There were very few witnesses, but many casualties were suffered. A quote from one of the monsters attacked: “It was crazy, MAN! She just… came out of NOWHERE and started beating the crap out of us, man! She froze my leg, man! Look at it! LOOK AT IT, IT’S GONE, MAN!” the monster had to be removed after he went insane and started shaking the cameras. It was a truly grave sight tonight, wasn’t it?

Witnesses say that the mad woman was screaming: “I IZ PWNAGE” before unleashing her deadly assault on the monsters. They also noted that from the little box that appears over her name, that her IGN was Nyctaea, a powerful level 57 I/L Wizard known for her pwnage skills in ksing and has been called the Pwnage Queen by some. Investigators attempted to take her in for questioning but were unsuccessful, the Wizard logging off immediately after her trial.

As for the condition of the monsters that she had attacked, many were killed and some have been left in critical status in the Kerning Hospital. Tonight, their families grieve over the loss of their loved ones.

Random monster: *Crying* “I never thought something like this would happen in Sky Forest. It shocks me, it does. Dave was a good monster, all he wanted to do was save his collection of nuts!” *Cries on other monster’s shoulder*

To help capture her, surviving monsters described her as:

-Short, shoulder length dark hair
-Red eyes
-A black and gold robe with circlet
-About the age of 13 or 14
-I/L Wizard

If you see this wizard, investigators urge you to contact them at 1-800-CRIMEFREE.

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12 thoughts on “Ny “IZ PWNAGE”!”

  1. Anima said: “Orly Blue? Ripping off my MNW, aren’t you?”

    Not really. Mine is less snazzy and it just has still edits unlike your movies, Nova. >_> If you want me to stop, I’ll be more than happy to. =/

  2. MNW? 😮

    You make me sound like a bad guy >>; (Which I am, of course, but whatev)

    *glomp*

  3. Cool!
    Lol, even though the news isn’t that original of an idea!
    I especially thought the inserting of pictures into the maple TV was a clever idea!

    ~LaZzz. . .

  4. Dest1 said: “You’re a guy?”

    Naw, I’z female, and PROUD OF IT.

    You’s a disgrace to all malez. xO

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