Beef? No Zanks.

Vell here I vaz valking innocently in the slum’z ov ze place you people call “Free Market”. Anyway here I vaz walking looking for a new wepon zince my lazt one vaz damaged trying to ezcape zat g.i.r.l, *cries*. I had found ze wepon I vaz looking for, it vaz a work ov art. After I had pruchazed ze wepon I vaz walking vough Amoria zhowing ov my ‘zexy’ new wepon to all ov those chika babez out zere. *Buy ze way I am ztill zingle ladies hauhau.*

Az I vas leaving Amoria I bumped into a man who zen ztarted acting like a ‘looney tune’, “Opps, excuze me” I said. “YOU WANT BEEF FOOL?” Ze man yelled. “No vanks, I’ve already eaten today.” I zaid and walked off.

8 thoughts on “Beef? No Zanks.”

  1. Cows and chickens. Those are the two animals I would totally slaughter to eat their flesh.

    ~Cheezy

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