When i Became A Cleric,A Memory Blog

Yes! A Memory Blog^^ So long ago….-.-

By the way, my laptop apparently has 4826 viruses ^^ a lot of them are spyware…4 of them are Trojans ^^ A few are unwanted and adware…just thought you’d want to know that =3

Anyways, TODAY….I shall be writing about when i was becoming a cleric
Starting off at level 29!
Yes, level 29, so you know how much i wanted to level =3
Day after day…Non-stop leveling.
Yup, day after day. Thats how slow i am at training.

—-Oh look, my virus scan came up with more viruses ^^

So, level 29..Training with my friend, Luke…(LUKE WHY’D YOU MOVE TO NEW ORELEANS? WE’RE SO BORED AT CHURCH!) Whom was a lower level than me =3
I dunno, level 25? 22? =3 Anyways, we were at thy BOAREZZZZ!
But not the land of wild boars =3….i think it was the weird burning zone thing.
Anyways, yes…93%
“Connie, I might be going afk everyone and a while, but i’ll tell ya” Luke typed to me.(Yay, typing ish fun^^)
“Kkies” I replied, mass killing.
Burning Bacon sprouted from my right. DIE!
3 Hits later (60 MP!!! NO!) The burning bacon turned to burnt bacon.
“Afk time ^^” Luke said.
“Okay” *Kills 3 other Burning bacons, eating the extra burnt bacon*

95%…Luke returned from afk..ness…
“Welcome back”
Sweat dripped down my cheek (Or was it tears? From how slow i level)
Okay so no liquid at all dripped down my cheek -.-

You know that makes me wonder, why dont our maplestory characters ever sweat? Especially when their training on fire boars in perion….Much less, why don’t we catch on fire? o.0

Anyways, yes…now that luke was back, i trained 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001% faster ^^
96%….97%….=3
Almost there, i could see me a cleric already.
*Imagines picture of me standing on a cliff with cape flowing in the wind*
Yes….

Then…It happened.
THE TURNING POINT!!
Luke went back on the rope, for a quick rest, he said he wasn’t gonna afk though.
Multiple boars sprouted.
I killed 2..5 snuck behind me, hitting a good…uh…o.0 Ionno can’t remember…200?
I hit the “Page up” button, my white pots.
I attacked all 5 but only killed 1. Then another 3 snuck up behind me.
I attacked those 3, but the other 4 behind me were attacking ME.

Screaming in real life, i ran through the 4 boars in front of me, mashing my whitepot button.(I shoulda gone through the 3 boars instead shouldnt i?)
In my mind i thought LUKE! HELP!
But i wouldn’t take this risk of takign the time to type.(<<<I typed that while strangling my sister=D)

In 10 seconds, they had me at the rope.
I jumped up, but didn’t go up that much, “LUKE! HELP!” I typed.
Then one boar knocked me right off.

Only 323 HP left, I mashed the white pot button, but nothing happened.
I had 0 White pots…
I screamed, a blood-thirsty scream.(Thats the scream that you hear when someone turns into a ghost. I hear it multiple times a day ^^ Wow, thats a lot of people dying o.0)

“LUKE!WHY DIDN’T YOU HELP ME?!?!” I er..”Said”
No answer.
I F5ed. “YOUR AFK!??!?”

—Sorry to interupt your program…o.0 —
…My computer has So many viruses =D
—Thank you for listening—-

I clicked the “Ok” button, and trained for another 2 hours -.-

Then, my friend Daniel logged on.
“Sup Daniel”
“Hallo =3”
“I leveled =D It’s just…I don’t know how to get to 2nd job…”
“…I’ll be right over”
ELLNIA!!!!
We met at the magic library (For you non-mages, the place where the old fart, Grendel lives)
Wait no…we met at the Northern forest o.0
We climbed up and up~~~30 minutes later (I know, slow), we made it to the top
I talked to that old dude and then he told me “Talk to Grendel”
I exited out of that chat and said to Daniel “I have to talk to Grendel?o.0*F6*”
Daniel:*F5* YOU DIDN’T DO THAT?!?!?!
Connie:hehe?

So i jumped AAAAALL the way down, and finally got the to old fart’s library.
i talked to him~~Blah~~~
Took another 30 minutes climbing back up the Northern forest.
Then, i made it into the Horrifying, terrible,…DUN DUN DUN….CANDY MOUNTAIN!<<<For those of you who don’t know thats from Charlie The Unicorn, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Yes, I entered the freaky tree, killing the monsters…mostly horny mushrooms.(*Cough* Their not called Horny cause their cap is Horny, if you know what i mean)
Yay!!!Went back to grendel, chose the Cleric….=3

Daniel F2ed at me, and said “I took so many pictures!!!”
“What? o.0”
“You had WINGS!”
“O.o really?”
“Yup =3”

Ha!~I was so happy to be a cleric.
and look at meh now!
The Poorest Cleric In The World =D

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