ROFL owned

me and my friend Kyasuke (as his dagger theif) were on the way to Orbis to do Chief Stan’s letter quest. So we busted 5k each on a ticket, he told me about those balrogs and then told me to get inside or die. We both went into the boat then into the passenger thing below it. The balrogs saw us and we got back in. Kyasuke said “I wonder how long I’ll last” then I said “2 seconds.” he was about to go but then he said “nah, it’s safe there, man” he comes in a second later and I see 2000+ health taken off, since he was lv 13 he got owned, pissing myself laughing as he floated as a ghost and whining I stayed in the boat, landed at Orbis then told me that I’d have to face Dark Golems in the Omega sector, having a few 2nd thoughts I clicked my “return to Ellenia” scroll ONLY TO SEE IT DIDN’T WORK! who can I blame? I’m atheist so god and any religious figure is out of the question, and blaming the programmers is cliche. Still fricking hillarious though. Oh and poor Kyasuke spent another 5k to get another ticket and it got stolen. So we both got our asses owned. Karma perhaps?

Oh, man, what an experience, gotta remember that one.

6 thoughts on “ROFL owned”

  1. Awesome, I’m Atheist too.
    I don’t believe in God.

    God is just something stupid and uneducated people though of back then. For example: They did not understand how lightning and thunder work, so they random though of Zeus, God of something.

    The bible too! People back then were kill if they do not become Christian. That’s just messed up.

    And some dude said the Earth was formed at the year 4042BC at noon. Obviously Earth was formed billions of years ago.
    And how did he come up with that? He researched the bible. the bible is just a story book!

    But does not mean I hate other religions or I wanna kill them or anything, though that is just my opinion about God of other religions and Christianity

  2. Im athiest too, but I think we shouldnt discuss religion here of risk becoming the new basil market

  3. I did go back Ellenia eventually. The wait was heart pounding. THEY EXPECT ME TO WAIT? Freaking hell, that sucks.

  4. EvilStranger said: “Awesome, I’m Atheist too.
    I don’t believe in God.

    God is just something stupid and uneducated people though of back then. For example: They did not understand how lightning and thunder work, so they random though of Zeus, God of something.

    The bible too! People back then were kill if they do not become Christian. That’s just messed up.

    And some dude said the Earth was formed at the year 4042BC at noon. Obviously Earth was formed billions of years ago.
    And how did he come up with that? He researched the bible. the bible is just a story book!

    But does not mean I hate other religions or I wanna kill them or anything, though that is just my opinion about God of other religions and Christianity”

    Please keep your opinions to yourself. You’ve offended a lot of people, whether you meant to or not.

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