Yes. A MapleStory-related parody of Leona Lewis – Bleeding Love. The idea spontaneously popped into my head while listening to the radio

Written by your favorite awesomeness potato-gem RussetAure, and dedicated to my friend Kevvl14 who got from level 81 to 100 by standing on the 2nd platform at Newties and holding down his Strafe key for hours, and who’ll probably never see this but whatever. Lyric sites get some credit too since I don’t like the song enough to listen to it all day to know all the original words by heart.

Strafing Newts

Closed off from Kents
I didn’t need the potion drain
One or two mil was enough
And it was all in vain
Time starts to pass
Before you know it you’re frozen (at level 80)

But something happened
For my very first time at Newts
My experience bar fills up fast
I found something new
And everyone’s saying ‘GTHO my map’
Thinking I’m going crazy

But I don’t care what they say
It’s the best EXP
They try to KS me away
But I was first so CC
My finger’s dead from the key
That I keep on holding
They released Leafre and I

Keep strafing
Keep, keep strafing Newts
I keep strafing
I keep, keep strafing Newts
Keep strafing
Keep, keep strafing Newties
They released Leafre

Trying hard not to hear
But they spam so loud
Their piercing @s fill my screen
Trying to get me out
Yet I know that the goal
Is to keep me from training

But nothing’s greater
Than the rush of levels from that place
And in this world of slow grinding
I train with haste
Yet everyone around me
Thinks that I’m going crazy, maybe, maybe

But I don’t care what they say
It’s the best EXP
They try to KS me away
But I was first so CC
My finger’s dead from the key
That I keep on holding
They released Leafre and I

Keep strafing
(…)

And it’s good training for me
Oh they find it hard to believe
I’ll be level 120
For everyone to see

I don’t care what they say
It’s the best EXP
They try to KS me away
But I was first so CC
My finger’s dead from the key
That I keep on holding
They released Leafre and I

Keep strafing
Keep, keep strafing Newts
I keep strafing
I keep, keep strafing Newts
Keep strafing
Keep, keep strafing Newties
They released Leafre and I

Keep strafing
Keep, keep strafing Newts
I keep strafing
I keep, keep strafing Newts
Keep strafing
Keep, keep strafing Newties
They released Leafre and I
Keep strafing
Keep, keep strafing Newts.