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Alright ya’ll this is Nobody At Night here at KLON radio. How we feeling
out there?
Lets get things started off
With a song

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Spin Doctors- Jimmy Olsen Blues
What a trip back in time that was O.O

So what is going on?
Not much here either. Well for those of you who did not read the title we do indeed have a double interview for you all.

I bought the Orange box recently and have now beaten every game on it. I have the misfortune of never playing half life one, although I do understand the plot pretty well. Half life 2, Half life 2 ep 1, and Half life 2 ep2, all of them are incredible. Valve; I salute you! So that was very fun, and sadly it is now over. If any one here knows the “little Rocket man” achievement, I would just like to say, wow. I did not get it, I found the gnome, realized how far I would have to take him and said “SCREW THAT!”
So yeah.

First up is Froggy!

Please tell us about your most recent MMO experience, this is required!
Lying will be accepted and it can be any MMO, this is required for two reasons
1. This need to be MMO related, and I have not played Maple in a few months Since november to be exact. ( Hey I got a Xbox360 sue me! )
2. So I know which MMO to put this under.

Hmmm . . . One day I was walking to Henesys. I saw two identical girls clinging onto a rope. Between them was a space, just right for me. I went between them and . . . pushed up. Then down. Then up. Then down. I have a screenie, but I can’t find it. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Oh, and when I got to Henesys, I sat down on a bench. A few seconds later, a girl went to me, went down, and said “*slurp*”. I went F6. o_O All the good stuff happen to me.
I didn’t ask for your X rated stories -_-”

What is your favorite colour
Hmm . . . frogs are green . . . and since I’m a frog, I like blue!

What is your favorite song?
Pokemon Theme! Because my favorite song is in Japanese, and you wouldn’t understand it.

What is your favorite game?
I don’t have a favorite game . . . but since it has to be MMO . .

Uh . . . *randomly picks* Runescape!

Hah! I didn’t pick Maple! I pick-

OH GAWD! NO! NO! NOOOO!! Anything but that excuse for a game!!!

*bashes Jagex majigger employees* DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE HEATHENS!! ARRRRRGH!!!

Hmmph . . . let me rechoose.

*randomly picks again*

Mabinogi? W-T-F? I never even played that before! Meh, moving on . . .
You know, it is time like this I am I glad I have a nickel plated revolver beneath my desk.

What is your first name?
Master

Age?

I’m 83745 – 8000 – 745 * 2 / 1000+ 9

lulz

PS: / = divide

Favorite MMO tales person?
. . . Not you. ^^
Oh why thank. . .not me? NOT ME!? I’LL KILL YOU!

Have you done it?
. . . I tapped Dest’s sister in college.
That’s good news, when I interviewed him he said he tapped your mother so I guess it is fair

Favorite food?
Sashimi! Yes, this frog eats raw fish. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

Favorite show?
. . . uh . . America’s Best Dance Crew is interesting . . .

Favorite video game?
Frogger! He’s really brave going into batle like that with the evil cars.

Do you have a significant other?
Yes. Jessica Alba.
And mine is Jennifer Aniston, let us keep dreaming!

Do you love me as much as I love myself?
. . . . . . . . . . No? *hides*
Don’t be ashamed

I will now ask you a set of question from a famous questioner, american television host James Lipton, he adapted it from a French television host and that television host adapted it from a famous french writer.

What is your favorite word?
ORLY!?

What is your least favorite word?
Supercalifragalisticexpeliadocious.

What sound/ noise do you love?
“DING! DING! DING! You’ve just won 80 million dollars! Congratulations!”

what sound or noise do you hate?
Girls moaning and kissing. It’s only cool if I’m the one their kissing/moaning about.
Amen

What is your favorite curse word?
The other way to say Female dog!

Who would you like to see on a new bank note? (dollar)
Oh, I don’t know . . . maybe someone that shows a lot of cleavage? *coughjessicaalbaisawesomecough*

Got a little cold here . . . *cough*

Why?
Because then dogs like Dest would go and get jobs instead of sitting and fantasizing over his sister.
Or your mother

What profession other then own would you least like to try?
Professional masseur! *massage* *creeps hands lower* *massage* Yep . . .

Or, or, or . . . a doctor! Yes, yes, go to sleep! *injects the thing that makes you sleep and I forgot what it’s called*

*opens the hospital robe majigger*

*poke*
*poke*

*runs away*

If you were reincarnated as another plant or animal, what would you be?
I wanna be a falcon! And then I’m going to find me a helmet. Then I can sing this song!

lololololololololololololololol

If heaven exist what do you want God to say to you at the pearly gates?[/quote]
“Oh marvelous! Here comes the brilliant one! Please, come in and play all you want! We have the latest games: Xbox 720, PS8, Nintendo GS, Gameboy XG, Pii (pronounced same way you pronounce ‘Wii’), and much more!!

*whispers* We gots lots of nice women in the back behind the clouds. Jessica Alba is also in a bed around the corner from here, just waiting for you. Good luck, ma boy! Also, she can demonstrate the definition of ‘Foxy'”

This may be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Weezer- Say it aint so

Now for Quack

What is your favorite colour?
Darkesh green or blue. (Join the dark side, we have fresh cookies)
Wow never heard the whole cookies and dark side thing before >_>

What is your favorite song?
That’ll be a hard question because I like many. . My two top songs are “For All These Times Son, For All These Times” by Lostprophets and “The Take Over, The Break’s Over” by Fall out boy

What is your favorite game?
Right now, it has to be Warcraft III Frozen Throne on Battle.net. I host and play games with my clanmates.

What is your first name?
Quang. Identical to the name of my previous account quang13 (I was 13 was when I joined MMOTales)

Age?
I’m becoming 16 this June

Favorite MMO tales person?
All are you guys are nice of course
SilverFX for her amazingly long stories (and axiom aswell)
Anni for her super hyperactiveness
MasterCheeze for being cool and dumb as well (jkjk)
Dest1 and FunnyFroggy for being sexually immature o_o
Fenrir for being my personal pet dog. Woof woof!
Ganzicus for being awkwardly mature for his age (he actually is 52 years old and seeking for young girls)
And many more I can name. .
[b] Geez, I am not even a honorable mention! [/b[

Have you done it?
Done your mom? No. And if she’s hairy. Double no.

I wouldn’t know

Favorite food?

Chicken with curry, any noodle dishes (f.e Pho), or any special traditional dishes

Favorite show?

Mythbusters.

Favorite video game?
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. It’s a long and superb game for when it was released.

Do you have a significant other?
Friends? Of course I do. *Points at buddy list*

Do you love me as much as I love myself?
Speaking of it, how often do you squeeze out the toothpaste?

. . .Well I am known for my honesty and I would tell, but I think some of
our listeners would feel. . .disgusted?

I will now ask you a set of question from a famous questioner, american television host James Lipton, he adapted it from a French television host and that television host adapted it from a famous french writer.

What is your favorite word?
Chinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! !

What is your least favorite word?
Diarrheaaaa *pukes*

What sound/ noise do you love?
The sound of trees swaying against the cool breeze. So calm it is.

what sound or noise do you hate?
The screech caused by a chalk against a blackboard >_<

What is your favorite curse word?
R*pe. It won’t allow me to write it in the chatbox.

who would you like to see on a new bank note? (dollar)
I don’t really mind who ever is on a back note. I’ll choose George Bush.

Why?
Because it’ll help me to get rid of my money faster.

What profession other then own would you least like to try?
An actor in part of a hardcore homos*xual scene x_x

If you were reincarnated as another plant or animal, what would you be?
A swordfish maybe? I’d swim fast like lightning and stab all the pesky divers /gg

How kind

If heaven exist what do you want God to say to you at the pearly gates?

“Wassup homie”, then does a breakdance feat with a group of angels surrounding him and doing hand motions.

. . .

That’s our show!

Please remember to say how much you LIKE our show, or else I cannot afford to more games to halt my ever decreasing morale towards my education!

I leave you with some more Tom Waits, and I am aware that a large amount of people do not listen to the music, but if you did not listen to the two songs on the last KLON, I suggest you do, and yes he has a voice like a avalanche!
We have now

God’s away on business