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DKs up in here tonight
No Kidding, no Kidding
We all got 4/4 stats here
No Kidding, no Kidding

The Tiger, The Tiger

I never really knew that he could hit like this
He makes my weapons all look like s**t,
Screw the Spanish, Let’s just speak English
The Tiger, The Tiger

Oh baby when you hit like that
Your damage makes us all look bad
So we all, keep on
Stare at you slashing and stabbing.

We’re all online
And my stats don’t lie
And I’m ready to have a fight.
The attraction, the attention
Can’t you see that these stats are perfection.

And haste, makes me move and jump yeah
And it’s driving me crazy
And I didn’t know how to get some training
Until I saw you grinding.

And when you walk up to Zakum’s door
Nobody can ignore the way you hit those monsters, boy
And everything’s getting killed to the left and right
So you can keep on grinding

I never really knew that he could hit like this
He makes my weapons all look like s**t,
Screw the Spanish, Let’s just speak English
The Tiger, The Tiger

Oh baby when you hit like that
Your damage makes us all look bad
So we all, keep on
Stare at you slashing and stabbing.

We’re all online
And my stats don’t lie
And I’m ready to have a fight.
The attraction, the attention
Can’t you see that these stats are perfection.

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel it’s right
All the attraction, the tension
Don’t you see baby, this is perfection
The Tiger, The Tiger

Oh boy, I can see your XP moving
Millions of points and,
I don’t, don’t think your really winning
In beating my level and,
My big, STR and DEX
Won’t ever fail me, fail me
See, I’m killing all I can and your not helping,
So I’m getting all the gains.

Baila en la noche en que nivela. (It dances in the night when it levels)
Baila en el día en que nivela. (It dances in the day when it levels)
Baila en la noche en que nivela. (It dances in the night when it levels)
Baila en el día en que nivela. (It dances in the day when it levels)

(Sorry if it doesn’t fit in with the rhythm or if it doesn’t really make sense- working with foreign languages is hard)

I never really knew that he could hit like this
They make my weapons all look like s**t (Yeah, nothing else rhymed)
Let’s screw the Spanish, Yeah! Speak English.
The Tiger, The Tiger

Oh baby when you hit like that,
You know, you glued me to the eyes
Your armour, it keeps on
Making me dribble like crazy.

Señor Tiger, feel the power, let me see that grind
Like you’ve never grind before yeah

This Spanish is so hard to sing, admit it!
This Spanish is so hard to sing.

Yeah
It’s so sexy every mapler’s fantasy
Scrolled with a nice ten percentage
I’d say I got real lucky
I’d go back when I wore noob skullcaps
I was like all Humpty Humpty
I got you all going dizzy.
Why even the CIA watching me.
Beras and Scanians
I ain’t hacking I just lack action.
My Pr0ness is great I don’t think you could cope
I can kill those Balrogs that terrorize your boats.

We’re all online
And my stats don’t lie
And I’m ready to have a fight.
The attraction, the attention
Can’t you see that these stats are perfection.

We’re all online
And my stats don’t lie
And I’m ready to have a fight.
The attraction, the attention
Can’t you see that these stats are perfection.

No kidding.
No kidding.

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I included another sample of my uber paint skills :D.

nezinshadows will release a parody on “Call me when you’re sober” soon.