Never before had Carl thought it strange that he would have a friend like Terry. But as they walk through the night city together, Carl ponders how peculiar it was that his best friend was twenty years older than him- old enough to be his father. Indeed, Terry did act like a father figure to Carl, teaching him things and reprimanding him when he did wrong. They shared a strange but comfortable relationship, yet this was defiled by his father’s attitude towards Terry- his father detested him. read more

I’m not gonna lie to you, I didn’t do this in my spare time. But it only took half an hour or so.

Hope at least some of you find this funny.

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It’s about time someone made some yo momma jokes round here.

Anyway, this is the first post I’ve submitted in ages. First thing I done with Paint.NET instead of Paint, so this is like, the best editing I’ve ever done.

Grey clouds choked the sky, letting no sunlight through the dull atmosphere. Barely visible through the mist, a cloaked figure carried a small bundle, running beside a small river. The river carved a jagged path through the terrain, like a stream of purity and cleanliness through a harsh, unforgiving terrain. The mysterious person placed the bundle, which was actually a baby, besides the river. How ironic that such fresh young life will be snuffed out next to a landmark representative of hope and the living. read more

Sometimes you can sense emotion. You hear someone’s heavy breaths, trying to relax. You can almost smell the cold sweat trickling from their forehead, trickling down their neck. Saif could tell right now that BenZ, an accomplished fighter with an immaculate record, was now scared beyond measure.

“Wh-what are you here for?” BenZ stammered, though he already knew the answer. read more

Duck Wars V is now complete.

The last installment of a story about um. . . ducks.

No more comics after this.

Unless I somehow get Photoshop.

Making decent comics with paint takes a long time.

I was going to say something else but I forgot.

Ah well.

Because certain people have been asking me to do so, I have made an experience blog. I’ve been delaying this for some time because I don’t use the same computer that I write blogs on to play Maple, so the screenies were hard to get. Anyway, because I can’t remember when I took all these screenies, I’ll be basing the blog around the screen instead of the screen around the blog. o.O read more

Hello, Maplers.
MapleStory Client ver. 0.3 and um. . . some other number is now released.

Hooray! Whoop-de-doo!

Please disregard the above statement.

This is the follow-up patch of um. . . well. . . some other patch we made.

Anyway the following items have been added to the GM’s Office Room

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– Coffee Machine
– Vibrating massage chair read more

I think it’s strange that the first person to make a story about my character isn’t me.
So here’s the REAL Lumpy.
Though the one that Nez wrote about is still pretty cool. =D
Anyway, since McDingus is still stuck with the ducks in a giant mansion, Lumpy will be your cheap, flavourless substitute from now on.

=D

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Well, I didn’t know whether to continue the McDingus series or this comic, so here’s a compromise.

Click here if the comic doesn’t work.

I feel like a criminal having a near empty blog.

Oh yeah, I play on Scania, and I’m mrlumpy.

Anyone wanna add me? =D

Edit: I got reminded that my BL is full. Ah well.

Edit Again: I know it’s obvious, but if you like the comic, press the like button =D read more