Shut yer Mouth, Son

(@title: that’s what SMS stands for in my opinion)

Well, it’s been a few months since I posted my last blog… Hey, wait a minute! I just posted one the other day! But (dun dun dun…) it was deleted! And I got my behind banned. Now I have do better to appease that one guy who I thought never visited this site! D<

Unless… Know anyone that can still delete blogs? I wonder…

So basically in my last blog (if you read it) I just went into detail about the good stuff in SMS. I’ll rewrite that list in case it encourages any more of you rascals to go out and make an account!

Pros:
• 30x-50x exp rate
• really high money and arrow drop rate
• excellent equip drop rate
• NX is free and doesn’t expire
• you can buy VIP coupons for eyes, hair, skin color, etc.; you can also buy smegas
• enemies don’t have buffs and can’t cause status problems
• mostly everyone is nice
• lots of events and GM’s are active
• hunting for most equips are pretty easy
• quests give insane exp (a simple 50k exp quest multiplied by 45? hella-awesome)
• swell table manners
• doesn’t cheat on you for your brother
• doesn’t press the snooze button for an hour, just wakes up
• doesn’t forget your birthday and anniversary

Cons:
• it used to lag, so that problem may return but probably not
• NX you want is hard to come by, and you have to hope someone else will sell it or you find it at an event
• sometimes it’s pretty barren, but hey, no competition for training spots
• a BL glitch that sometimes gets rid of your recently added friends
• some PQ’s and bosses aren’t available for now, but they just came out with the KPQ that any level can participate in and you get quote/label rings from it

Speaking of the KPQ and its rewards, has anyone found a Maplebowl Quote ring yet? I just keep finding Maplebowl labels and VIP Rocks and Tele Cokes that don’t work. D:

Oh, maybe another thing to add to the advantages of SMS: a lot of MMOTaler’s play I guess. Uh, if you want their IGN’s you can probably just contact me in game (yeah, you have to get an account first before you can know how all plays), and I’ll spew out their identities.

Bah, but enough of the game itself and other MMOTalers. Let’s talk about what I got accomplished! I think in the last blog I posted I was level 70 or close to it. But now I am level 100 WK! I maxed out all three of my charges now, and I’mma go for Charge Blow, followed by MP Recovery, and then some first job skills. I don’t think there’s really a use for Magic Crash since enemies don’t even buff themselves, but I dunno if I should just in case that’s an update in the future. Tenna… uh, someone here on MMOTales said I should do that in case.

(don’t worry Tenna I know who you are on MMOTales)

I should start working on getting better equips though; I’ve had the same stuff for a while now. Right now I have a Red Battleroad (6 STR and 13 DEX), Dark War Grieves (the level 80 boots? scrolled with a 60% for DEX), a Maple Helmet (4/4/4/4), a Black Magic Cape (4 slots with a 60% DEX on it; I’ll keep that probably), a Dark Knuckle (4 STR with a 60% glove attack on it; I’ll probably keep that too), and a Maple Rohen I’ve had for ages (4 strength, 39 acc!, and 95 attack). I’ll just use that stuff for a while and slowly progress towards the highest level equips.

HONEY! Honey is the main ingredient on Iron Chef right now. :O

I guess I’d say I have decent equips, but if I donated a little bit I might be able to get some nifty stuff like a Zakum Helmet and Horntail Necklace, although I guess there was a Zakum Party one time. I’m pretty sure that bastard does like 4k damage so I’mma have to train to survive. I think I have only around 6k HP atm.

A thing that’s a little disheartening for a WK though is that you might not always hit your highest on all enemies. I’ve been training on Ghost Pirates and Dual Ghost Pirates since about level 84, and ever since then I could hit them 100% of the time with no accuracy buffs; I’m even to the point that I can hit 10k on them with a Power Strike Fire Charged. However, I went to Aqua Road at level 100 after I maxed my Thunder Charge, and I could only hit like 5k’s, and I kept missing. I wanna find a new training spot besides Dualies but my low DEX ways won’t let me do that for now. Any suggestions anyone? I have about 120 accuracy with a Sniper Pill, and I capped my DEX at 40.

Okay, I’m actually a little tired about talking about myself, so I wanna take this blog in a new direction. This summer’s releases! I’mma go see Iron Man this Sunday since our theater’s finally getting it; and I know I could’ve just seen it on the Internet, but where’s the fun in that?! You don’t get to enjoy the sinking seats, the sticky floor, the greasy popcorn, the warm pop, and the constant screw-ups with the reel.

Andandand that reminds me of the Dark Knight! That’s one of my top to-see movies this summer, along with the Hulk. Hopefully they didn’t fudge up that up this time.

Uh, that’s about all I can think of for movies… I know there’s a lot more out there. D:
To games then! I wanna play ToS2! And… I dunno. I gotta keep reading my Nintendo Power to stay informed. >.<

Okay, enough of that direction. I thought it would be a good idea, but I’m pretty much clueless. I only woke up about an hour ago, and that’s not long enough for me to fully get to it.

One last thing though: If anyone here is willing to trade a Black Snowboard Overall or a Dark Suit for a Brown Overboard Snowverall, contact me please! I know my BSO, but I want a BSO so the red will match my hat; a Dark Suit would also work ‘cuz I prefer it over my old Black Suit of Death. Yeah, just add MastrCheeze (I couldn’t include that first e).

Also, if anyone has some spiffy NX shoes or gloves (I really want some Black Leather Boots) for grabs, FIND ME!!@~!~~!@!!!~!~@

Mmkay then, that’s about it. Let’s go for a better blog than my last! >O

~Cheezy

15 thoughts on “Shut yer Mouth, Son”

  1. sMS pride!

    I think!

    Yeah but seriously, get on more. Dee won’t leave me be.

  2. You have started a craze, Sapphy Heifermeyer the Tot! You have started a trend!

    And peoplez! I won’t be on for a couple days maybe ‘cuz I can only play at my g’ma’s since MS in general still cooperate at my house. No one better pass me while I’m inactive. D<

  3. Dest1 said: “Is the server still down, because I can’t even load the game…”

    New IP thing is 209.67.208.2 8484

  4. Dest1 said: “Is the server still down, because I can’t even load the game…”

    I could login sMS when I entered a different number behind the maplestory.exe.
    The one that I got from the MMOTalers appeared to be wrong.
    Apparently, it wasn’t C:NexonMapleStoryMapleStory.exe 66.96.214.53 8484
    But actually, C:NexonMapleStoryMapleStory.exe 209.67.208.2 8484

  5. It wasn’t technically wrong, it’s just that it was changed when SMS switched to the server with 3 extra channels.

  6. Ha, MasterCheeze you really should look at the fine print on what i say.

    Never said i’d do it on my own account.

  7. YouGotPWNT said: “Ha, MasterCheeze you really should look at the fine print on what i say.

    Never said i’d do it on my own account.”

    WHAT A WEINER!

  8. Quack said: “

    YouGotPWNT said: “Ha, MasterCheeze you really should look at the fine print on what i say.

    Never said i’d do it on my own account.”

    WHAT A WEINER!

    Wiener.*

    And how could I know you were the jaxk person? You said I knew you, but I just took the very first glane at your MMOID. Seems like you just made this account, and I doubt you’re a girl. D:

  9. A little Link wouldn’t hurt? (Link to SMS Site? )

    BTW – Yes, I am STILL alive! I haven’t checked MMOTales since, 6 months ago?

  10. MasterCheeze said: “

    Quack said: “

    YouGotPWNT said: “Ha, MasterCheeze you really should look at the fine print on what i say.

    Never said i’d do it on my own account.”

    WHAT A WEINER!

    Wiener.*

    And how could I know you were the jaxk person? You said I knew you, but I just took the very first glane at your MMOID. Seems like you just made this account, and I doubt you’re a girl. D:”

    Poor, deluded MasterCheeze. Of course i made a new MMOID. It’s so you wouldnt find out who i am. And yes i am a girl.

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