She’s the Man

Now this experience was so bad, I actually quit Maplestory for a while after this had happened. For all of you readers out there that have either crush rings with a girl or even married, how well do you know your spouses/girlfriends?

Let’s go into my past and the horrific event that has left me scarred for life.

In the Scania server, I had a cleric(abandoned). Nothing too special. I had good friends, perfect stats. And was fairly well off. Plus, I had gotten a crush ring with a long time friend of mine whom I knew since Maple island.

The relationship between my girlfriend and I was good. We were good to each other and very affectionate. After about 4 months after I had gotten her a crush ring, I started thinking about marriage.

I put the thought in her mind, but I was surprised to find her quite passive to the idea. I didn’t know whether she wanted to get married to me or not, but I certainly didn’t oppose the idea.

One day, as I logged on, I immediately got a chat invite from my girlfriend and soon-to-be wife (or at least I hoped so).

“What’s up babe?” I asked. She paused for a second before replying.

“(Insert my real name), I have something to tell you.”

“Hmm? What is it (insert her real name)?” I inquired.

“Umm, I don’t know how to tell you this but,” she pauses before continuing, “I’m not a girl. I’m actually a guy.”

-O.o- dot dot dot…….

-Exit-

-menu-

-quit game-

-start-

-shut down-

-END OF STORY-

15 thoughts on “She’s the Man”

  1. Haha, True story? ‘Cause it sounded like a joke. >.> No offense if its real. Anyway, ouch. That gotta hurt. -.-

  2. Well, Atleast you learned a lesson: Be always on the look out for G.I.R.L.s! They evil!

  3. I don’t know whether to LOL or pat you on the back. >.<

    That sucks, but yeah, you gotta be careful who you get involved with online. It’s a queer world out here. o_O

  4. AznRiceFan said: “I don’t know whether to LOL or pat you on the back. >.<

    That sucks, but yeah, you gotta be careful who you get involved with online. It’s a queer world out here. o_O”

    I concur.

  5. haha rofl! i feel sad for u but the last part was funny! the:
    O.o- dot dot dot,

    -Exit-

    -menu-

    -quit game-

    -start-

    -shut down-

    -END OF STORY-
    that was HILARIOUS! dude ur one funny guy
    yet i feel srry for u at the same time

  6. I’ve known Pat for a little oves 7 months. We’re serious about our relationship, and we talk via cell phone. :3 Triple-digit cell phone bill, ftw!

  7. eeek! that’s terrible and I’m sorry about that expierience~ one of my friends who’s a guy is playing a girl char right now and. . .*gasp* has a bf.

    oooh, yeah one of my old bfs told me he was a girl awhile back, but later on he told me he told his sister to say that and we were really good friends then, I couldn’t see why he would do that.

    I still wonder why he did that to this day. . .*psst, not really trying to sound dramatic*
    but I do wonder a little bit~

  8. o_O *Engaged* If I found out my friend was a girl in real life, I don’t think I’d mind too much actually. Except the lying part.

    I have a friend who’s a girl that plays a guy char ’cause too many pervs hit on her.

  9. Saphira said: “o_O *Engaged* If I found out my friend was a girl in real life, I don’t think I’d mind too much actually. Except the lying part.

    I have a friend who’s a girl that plays a guy char ’cause too many pervs hit on her.

    Haha, I have a friend who’s a Girl In Real Life aswell, and for a VERY stupid reason. She says that the girl clothes look ugly. >.>

  10. Your girlfriend and soon-to-be wife (or at least you hoped so) said: “”Umm, I don’t know how to tell you this but,” she pauses before continuing, “I’m not a girl. I’m actually a guy.””

    My mom told me that exact same thing. =/

    ~Cheezy

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