wow!!! 2 in a day(this will only happen once b/c the 8 or 9(dont no anymore because of that whole pluto incident) planets are perfectly aligned)(Wow you guys got pretty lucky)(hungry grab a snickers)(I love parenthesis: they are my friends)

this is gonna be short and simple
this is basically the first battle but it is the smallest one so the others will probly be much better(Crap! NOw I gotta write the others better, Well now I’m in a sticky situation)
also plz let this story live on at least till the 4th one( that one will actually explain stuff and introduce the conflict)
comments appreciated; will also take suggestions(but those aren’t so much appreciated b/c then you guys get to tell me how i suk)(wow i hate c’s the button is so sticky b/c my bro spilled something on it > )

UNEDIT: can i do that….Oh i think i jus did!!!!!!!!!

once upon a time…….im just kidding!!!lol

Days later, I was scurrying through the scenery of green. On the run again. How can they be after me again. If it was only two I could spill their guts with no trouble or hesitation, but now there are many more. They have grown exponentially. Why do they keep going after me?!! Up ahead I saw a wide river, flowing speedily, and a couple of meters away…. Is that-a-a city!!! Yes! It is! I didn’t know if the city was inhabited but I had to make a dash for it, what other chance did I have.

Whoosh! Out of the trees, a bunch of monster figures came crashing down and landed on the muddy ground with a thud. Oh crud! Got to get ready for some action. I whipped out my beat up stick and tried to parry the blows the green mushes were sending my way. Slipping I fell on the ground. The big group of monsters that had been trailing me got closer. I rolled out of the way, to the side, as one of them tried to crush me. I took a horizontal shot at the monsters lower area. The beast was on the ground yelling out in mercy. As I rushed back up, I performed an uppercut on one of the mushes. Suddenly a mush with a blue, horned sombrero on its head fell out of the tree. It looked just like a green mush except for a different color helmet joined with its body. I poked out with my weapon hoping it would back off. It was infuriated. The living shape in front of me, bent its head down and started to lunge at me. I took a swing at it and managed to hit it. I kept sparring with the monster, but it was blocking all my shots. The crowd behind me was still inching closer to my position. They are going to fence me in if I don’t do something about it

The blue shelled mush had gotten lost in the masses. I sprang to the side as the two groups of monsters finally combined to make one, big army. I kept attacking, fighting for my life. Slice and dice! Slice and dice! Just keep slicing! I was taking them out but I wouldn’t be able to hold them off much longer as fatigue would surely win the battle over me. I spiritually powered myself up, giving myself courage. I let that energy burst out of me and channel through my blood. I sprinted forward, in the direction of the river with my slicer pointed down like a jouster’s. I collided with a green mush, and kept pushing on creating a path for myself. I shoved through the pack, erupting out of the mob and now I had my feet planted on the ground with my back to the river.

I shook the overgrown critters, which I had shish kabobed, off my sword. I noticed the weapon was damaged in some parts and bruised up. Now I stood on a blank prairie of green, no trees to shield myself with. I was squished in between the river and the swarm of monsters, which were marching towards me, and I felt like a sandwich. Oh now I have surely met my demise. Got to think of a plan, and really quick too. I really wish my mommy was here!!! I shuddered, as I comprehended that this would be my last stand, whatever happened next would surely mark the end of me, the end of my existence. Sigh! I wish I could have died with pride. I’m hungry!

(Eye of the Tiger by Survivor starts to play in the background)

The first evil individual approaches, trying to duel me. Maybe they all just want to say hi!, I awkwardly chuckle. I slay without compassion as the family of monsters jump at me, head butting and tackling me, lowering my time in Maple as they chip away at my health. I defend myself, using all my effort to keep the mushes, slimes, snails, and all else away from me, trying to squeeze more seconds of life into my soul. As I murder all these monsters, I keep preparing for more waves to bombard me by getting into my stance and attempting to control my breathing. I see more creatures come from somewhere, they are unknown to me. The combat goes on, with me trying to stall the outcome I believe shall be decided.

I fear and terror fills my heart. I will not accept death willingly, you will have to outmaneuver me if you wish to win!!! And immediately, it comes to me, the most simple and daring idea I can think of. I fall willingly into the river.

The current sweeps me along, taking control of me and taking me along for its ride. I shiver, as my body’s temperature adjusts to the water’s. I take a gulp of water, not able to breath cause my air supply has run out. Flailing my arms and legs wildly and drastically, my head breaks the surface of the water for a moment, I steal as much oxygen I can, and go back under again. I fight to take dominance of the water. With the rest of my strength, I fling myself up and to the side.

My hand hits land and I pull my head up. Breathing hard and taking more than my share of air, I am relieved to be back above water. Wow! I managed to escape the grips of death again.

I am filled with dread as I see that some of my enemies cross the river. Some of them stay behind, afraid to enter the elemental beast. Then I hear the most miraculous, surprising, loudest shout reach my ear, pinpointing the source of its location. It arrives from the walls! My eyes amazingly reveal to me another one of my kind. Lots of my kind. Tons and tons of my kind. They overflow the monsters as they crush all opposing their trail. One of my clan, starts walking towards me.

He addresses me and says,” Hey you, nice job for defending the city, if you hadn’t come along, our fair city would have surely been burned to the ground. All our best characters have gone too Orbis to deal with an occurrence there, so they can not join us in becoming victorious in this battle. From everyone in Henessy’s we wish to give you thanks and shall honor your entrance after this feud is dealt with. Here, fight with this.”

Accepting the steel sword, I utter a word of gratitude. The man also gives me a glass containing a white liquid. He tells me to drink up, saying it shall heal my scars. Yeah right! This will heal me, a drink! Well, whatever, I guess I’ll take a sip. Twisting off the cap, I bring the glass too my lips and slowly lift it up too a greater angle. The drink flows into my mouth and I gulp it down. It tastes like a milkshake with a banana flavor. Mmm! This is good. I feel all pepped up! Before my eyes, my scars patch themselves up and my strength returns to me, and then I charge into battle, fighting for a cause, an uncovered reason, to protect the city.

For awhile the attack goes in our favor. The army of Henessy’s is outnumbered, mostly made up of warriors and bowmen, but their terrible wrath glides through the field of war. Looking left and right, I see flanks of warriors pouring out of the gates, a ceasing swarm of brave men. The bowmen are helping the effort by attacking up high, with billions of arrows from their bows dancing into the air. There seems to be archers stretching as far as the eye can see, lined up along the top of the wall. I am assisting the warriors, dispatching the varieties of creatures coming from thin air.

For a second the wind seems to stop. No one notices, but me, being fairly acquainted with the breeze because of spending an era in my life residing in the wild. The trees halt their swaying motions and the current of the river picks up. A blast of head ache hits me, and the unbearable pain suddenly becomes apparent. Did I just hear a growl?

Ahhhhh! Screams are released into the sky, as the water suddenly explodes in an upward motion and the huge splash drenches everyone. A blue dragon-like figure consisting of a head and a long tail, launches into the sky with a deafening roar, making all the slimes burst. It turns around and dives towards my division. All the warriors, around me scatter hurriedly away, leaving me as the dragon’s target and food. I dive forward, as the awesome powered beast makes contact with the ground, just barely dodging the attack. Recoiling from head-butting the ground, the dragon seems rattled by the eluding move I have made. The dragon takes another plunge towards the earth, becoming horizontal with it and swishing his tail, causing the nearby combatants to be thrown into the atmosphere. The dragon rushes towards me again. Just in time I managed to side step the attack, and I thrust, with a quick and vigorous jab, my unfamiliar sword into the horrible colossus’ side. The weapon cuts through the abnormality’s tough skin and creates a long penetration as it hurls by me with marvelously swift speed. The stunning demon is baffled about its enormous wound.

Meanwhile, the terrible clash around the big phenomenon resumes. The warriors are drawn back as the monsters start to gain the advantage.

One protector of the city, having a great deal of pride and fearlessness, shouts,” Come on, we must hold them off! We cannot let these villains into our once famed city, if we give up, then the archers will have no hope to keep fighting as they can not spar without their range. We must not worry about the dragon, we shall collect yet another victory. Are you with me!! We shall once again storm into this scrimmage with determination and with dignity.” An ear-piercing call came from the army as their willpower was renewed and they drove the monstrosities back.

Once again, I ask myself….. why me?!!!!!! Well, time to be the hero again. I admit that I was wildly scared and I was in quite a big situation with blood and death everywhere, I might be the next to bleed. The dragon was in mighty pain, but it regained its strength and started closing in on me again. Looping around in the air, the miscreation hit the ground and performed a belly slide. I was confused by its different strategy, hoping to duck under it, but instead it tumbled over my back, which was trying to hold the force. I flung my sword at its tail, snipping the end off. The mammoth dragon came at me quicker, not having stalled in the air, I spun around, ready this time, and with a downward chop of my weapon I managed to get it to stick on to the almighty beast’s back. Unaware that my sword was still stuck in the dragon, my feet elevated above the ground and I was flown into the air. The dragon, embittered, starts wriggling its body insanely in the stratosphere, attempting to knock me off. I struggle on to its back. Oh! It has a collar. Fido, what a peculiar name. My sword almost slips my grasp as I try to hold on to it. I place the sword in both hands, holding it high above my head. With one, rapid motion I bring the blade down sealing the monsters fate forever.

With one last breath the monster begins to drop. Blood streams through the polluted air of death as I clench on, hugging the dead beast tightly. I let out a yell of warning to alert the people below.

There is a big, cloud of dust as my ride smashes into the planet, all its life used up. I get a jolt of shock sent up my body, inflicting pain on me. I barely manage to keep my eyes open. Falling softly on to the ground, I feel two hands grasp me and drag me away. Struggling to keep my eyes awake, I can see an unclear picture of smiles on the citizens of Henessy’s, and hear a victorious holler as the tiny monsters shrink and decrease. Blink! I look at the bodies reclined on the ground, and think, the janitors of death will have a large quantity to pick up and throw into the garbage cans of the afterlife.