FunnyStory: hassarsment [sic]

Thanks, everyone who gave me advice on my recent harassment problem. I stayed on the low down for a week or so, and I think the hacker-stalker’s ADD must have caused him to forget about me. (^_^)/

I have another harassment story this time, but it’s a funny one! And not really about harassment. I was in Amoria [Khaini] and ran into a nooby dude named ImAMule1234, and the following funny conversation ensued. ( I would put “[sic]” after everything, but instead please assume that all misspellings are his and not mine.)

Gotei13Rukia: [F2]
ImAMule1234: [F2] hi
Gotei13Rukia: Hi!
ImAMule1234: ur handy capped
Gotei13Rukia: Oh? [F5]
Gotei13Rukia: [F6] I mean f6 [F6]
ImAMule1234: never talk to my letal body again
Gotei13Rukia: Not f5, lol
ImAMule1234: bam bam
ImAMule1234: im hot
Gotei13Rukia: Hm?
Gotei13Rukia: Your body is letal?
ImAMule1234: o yea
ImAMule1234: you want it
Gotei13Rukia: Well, at least it’s not lethal ^_^
Gotei13Rukia: That would be dangerous
ImAMule1234: wow u are handy capped
Gotei13Rukia: At least I’m not *handicapped
ImAMule1234: freaking tard
ImAMule1234: me no speakie englisjie
Gotei13Rukia: Freaking illiterate 😀
Gotei13Rukia: J/K
ImAMule1234: umm
Gotei13Rukia: It’s rude to call other people ‘tards, though
ImAMule1234: report
ImAMule1234: that really hurt my fellinging
Gotei13Rukia: You’re writing a report?
Gotei13Rukia: Well, I hope your *feelings get better!
Gotei13Rukia: Here, have a potion [drops red potion]
Gotei13Rukia: it will improve your feelings
ImAMule1234: reported! for hassarsment
Gotei13Rukia: Have fun

Wow, I’ve never been reported for hassarsment before. How new and exciting! XD Has-sars-ment. Is that when you go around laughing at people who have Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome? I think this experience calls for an LOL.

11 thoughts on “FunnyStory: hassarsment [sic]”

  1. The average guy who walked in here would have said this:

    zmg sht up nub we dun wnt u hre111!11

    Apparently, that’s how the average person on Maple would type like if they saw this.

    Apparently, I applaud you. Yay for amusing noobs!

  2. Harassment.
    Me. Flyff.
    I said a random comment (to bad to be put up here) that got meÂ… noticed in a weird way. ThenÂ… it started. Twas me verse Matt and someone else.
    Fights online are fun. 😉
    Sometimes I just need to insult someone on purpose to get it going. xD

    ~Cheezy

  3. is he really serious x_x, what a “tard” , lol well ill report you for Harassmentslkajdfoaije fkladjf adlfj, typo << x_X. well hope you dont get bothered anymore lol

  4. lol has- SARS ment lol nice.
    gm’s dont really care about harasment. report him for fake Gm and that’ll have them on the other guy. (dont really do that i heard it doesnt work just report him for hacking)
    i dont get y ppl on MS have to be such morons. its not like u pissed him off o.0

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