The Confused Philosopher (1)

If Bill Gates was a Cheif Bandit with “Meso Explosion”, would he stil be rich?

Why aren’t red potions donated to the Red Cross?

If someone dies and goes to hell, is 50 HP really enough to sustain them for eternity?

Would it be possible to carry THAT much ramen with you? Even if it wasn’t cooked.

How long has “Melting Cheese” been melting for? And does that mean it’s fermented or gone bad?

Archers have the skill “Focus,” but wouldn’t the repetitive sound effects be really distracting?

Does anyone actually use Subis?

Some people use a Dragon’s Tail as a weapon. Should I report this to the Humane Society or just scroll mine?

So a bottle of Pure Water is the eqivalent of 8 bottles of blue raspberry Gatorade?

Do the NPCs in Ludibrium know that they’re drug dealers?

When choosing a skin color, why is being a smurf an option?

Why do some of the pills look like “Starbursts”?

If I’d known my baseball bat was classified as a sword, I’d be a Crusader by now!

When a Hermit uses “Avenger…” Who exactly are they avenging?

The Black Umbrella has a lot more magic attack than my Cromi. That’s not fair. Mary Poppins has a better weapon than me, and she doesn’t even play MapleStory!

10 thoughts on “The Confused Philosopher (1)”

  1. Lmao, I liked the last one and the Ludi NPC’s one and the 50 hp one xD
    Keep at it, this is a good idea that works!

    ~Cheezy

  2. lol this guys is good. Mary Poppins doenst play maplestory? unheard of! lol

    -The Nazgul

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