I lied D: I don’t have enough time to type out my ub3r 1337 punz today, so I’m gonna hafta go with Insults =/
I’ll have real jokes tomorrow ><
Insults
I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.
He forgot to pay his brain bill.
His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops.
Got an IQ that’s about room temperature.
Got the IQ of garden tools.
Doesn’t have the brainpower to toast a crouton.
If his brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose. (from Fairly OddParents xD)
He’s so dense, light bends around him.
He keeps a coat hanger in the backseat in case he locks the keys in his car.
Since this seemed a bit shorter than my One Liners, I decided to add Yo Mama Jokes >.>
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in the chat room.
Yo mama’s so fat, she walked into the Gap and filled it.
Yo mama’s so fat, Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
(I choked on an ice cube right here, while pressing enter twice)
Yo mama’s so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama’s so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she sold the car for gas money.
Screeny – Look at the text box..I think that’s my first haste-beggar =o
I’ll have some actual jokes tomorrow >.>
How do u get to that map!?!?I’ve been looking all over for it!Tell me plzzzzz
From Sleepywood: Go out the west portal (left portal), go to the edge, jump down, go right, and there’s a portal there which leads to the map. But if you go in, you have to scoll back out to a town, or climb up and use the portal in the middle of the map.
Lol
Asking you if a mage can haste.
Stupid.
HAha.
HI RAURU!
Can i hast?
o_o
niiiiiiice
i got ppl begging me for RAGE!
and im a page >.>
go fen-rear =D
o_o
-giggles in corner-
Lol
your funny,
my brain is dead
Yo momma so stupid, she thought her clock was broken because it hadnt moved in 12 hours
XD Its not that good but i just came up with it
LOL nice jokes/insults.
What about this, Yo momma is so hairy, that she even got afros on her nipples. (The Yo momma show on MTV)
And lol. No you silly magician, magicians can’t do hasteXD.
Your mama so old she knew burger king when he was still a prince. Ownnnn
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says “expired”.
I don’t feel like editing that in >.>
Your mom is so fat, the freeway is her water slide.
Your mom is so fat,when she went into the ocean whales sang,” We are Famil!Even though you are fatter than me!”
Your mom is so poor when I asked if I could use the bathroom at her house she said “Sure pick a corner.”
They’re all old.None of them are mine.I like cheese.That will be all,thank you.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she refunded a jigsaw puzzle ’cause she thought it was broken! XD
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Moses $1.50!XD
Yo mama’s so old, she was there when Josheph beat Goliath!XD(yes, im Christian, get over it)