[WARNING] You’re about to see horrible puns up ahead.
Puns
A school teacher was arrested at the airport for trying to go through security with a slide rule and a calculator. He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Did you hear a guy was murdered in town last night? Police found the victim face down in his bathtub, which was filled with milk and cornflakes. They think it was a cereal killer.
When I post jokes, it’ll be titled JokeMaster – [Type of Joke] [Blog Number]
I couldn’t think of anything else, so hush. >.>
One Liners
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess I should have been more specific.
It’s a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
I intend to live forever – so far, so good.
I lied D: I don’t have enough time to type out my ub3r 1337 punz today, so I’m gonna hafta go with Insults =/
I’ll have real jokes tomorrow ><
Insults
I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.
He forgot to pay his brain bill.
His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops.
Ugh. First blog about my actual life. It sucks, I’ll tell you that.
First off, I learned about two months ago that this girl I’ve been drooling over for the past two years doesn’t like me back, but the worst thing is, I still love her. But now, I’ve grown feelings for another girl, so I sorta like both >< which I think is just messed up.