Thinking R 4 No0bz.

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HOLY ASS, a cousin just gave me his copy of Halo: Combat Evolved for the PC. I am addicted to it far beyond anything of anything that existed evur. This game gives you the chance to whack people in the head with a giant-gun that uses plasma instead of bullets, throw blue-grenades that stick to people’s chests, and ride purple sofas with wings.

Ayee. My Mapling time reduced greatly, and anyway, I’ve been hacked, so my urge to quit is becoming vely strong. The only thing that sucks about Halo: C.E is that you don’t have a friend’s list, and you can’t really communicate very well.

Anywho, my friend Kenny purchased me a Maple Story 10$ pre-paid card as a gift. After kicking him in the testacles out of joy, I left him in the parking lot in immense pain, and went home to validate this card.

I haven’t touched the NX yet, but I do plan on buying a hair coupon with it. I want the good ‘ol Metro. But the reason I haven’t spent a single point of my NX is because of Halo.

Halo, Halo, Halo. I’ve been playing it non-stop, and I’m ripping my hair out right (halo) now because (halo) I have to type this, even (halo) though I want to play Halo. …Halo.

On a side note, I got a 102 on my History Test. Go me.

Alright. That’s it for now.

Comment, before I shove grenades up your ass.

15 thoughts on “Thinking R 4 No0bz.”

  1. wow, y u kick him, after he got u nx, u should at least help him, instead of leavin him in pain, dats messed up

  2. KijutsuAngel said: “My brother said he understands your addiction.

    I suck @ Halo.

    I don’t even know how to shoot a goddarn gun.”

    lol Same thing here

    Poor Kenny

  3. ;-; You lucky bastard.

    I’m still trying to convince my bf to buy a 360 so we can play the new Halo.

    Why do I get the only non-gamer bf in the WHOLE WORLD?! ARGH!

  4. I played Halo: Combat Evolved. Before I got XBOX Live.
    Even WITH 56k internet and lag, I was still able to pull off Headshots with a sniper rifle.
    Cause I mastered Lag Time.

    Muahahahah,

  5. There is no specific lag time.

    Lag is internet disturbance between players. There is no actual “timing” to it.

    You must be god.

  6. My brother said he understands your addiction.

    I suck @ Halo.

    I don’t even know how to shoot a goddarn gun.

  7. Hah, my neoparisteel suit has a built in crapper, so I don’t need to unzip my suit to take a dump.

  8. o.o
    That was disturbing Dest. . .
    And TRY 108 SUCKAHS YAH
    -rants stupidly and incoherently-

  9. Since when do test scores go over a hundred? O_O

    (Unless, of course, you have the full marks being 120 or 150. *squints*)

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