Real life maple?

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Lol after reading the confused philosopher, i got *inspired* to write something random like it too. So here it is.

I play maple so much that in real life..

I went to a grocery and sliced up green mushrooms to look for a panlid.

When a bus was coming down the street towards me, my finger moved to the tele button on my keyboard.

Called Michael Jackson a vaccer cause he raped little monsters (kids) in the corner.

Wore my shirt and shorts for more defence against bullies.

Jumped off a building expecting only to lose 30 HP.

Got killed and expected to come back to the world expecting 50 HP and some life experiences lost.

I begged for M0S3S expecting money but only to get weird looks by people.

Equipped a sword to kill kitties and rats only to have myself fined and sued for the murder of a neighbors pet.

Bought weird looking pills and drinks to make myself feel healthier and get magical powers.

Put an apple in my inventory to fly to another land only to have myself fined for trying to smuggle food around.

Whisper to somebody in Antarctica. (Got this from the confused philosopher XD)

Tried to fly hack and jumped off a building only to have myself die.

~NSAA the randomness

13 thoughts on “Real life maple?”

  2. Lol i know. Just got bored so i decided to write something >.< . Needed that something to be maple included so lol. Hmmmm now that i think about it i should make a rap about ms.

    ~NSAA

  3. And i need some help on rap lyrics cause im too busy to make one right now. So someone make some lyrics and i’ll try making it into a song =D.

    ~NSAA

  7. LOL xDD the first and fourth one really did make me “lol” 😀 & it took me a LOOOONG time to find out that “M0S3S” = Moses = Mesos! o.o;

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