Hey, I’m back. Yea, no longer would Greenday need to take my job. Something like that anyway. Anyway, ;P, I’m now going to tell you …

Opposite day in Maplestory!!!!!

Yea, it’s opposite day in Maplestory, at least during the interview. So, now, let’s take a step into the story…

“EEKKKS!!!”

Erm, sorry, wrong step. That was the one to hell. Hehe. Pretty confusing eh?

Me: Welcome to Maple Interview! I was pratically gonna retire but due to *cough* letters *cough* from viewers, I decided to continue it! Anyway, today is opposite day. So well, instead of Maplers killing monsters, monsters are killing maplers. So we’re gonna interview a Crimson Balrog !!!!

*Boards onto ship*

Me: We are now on a ship with some fellow… Monsters?

*Looks at the ship cabin filled with monsters*

Snail: What? Maplers always take ship rides. So why can’t we on opposite day?

Me: Ehh.. Okay, I’ll take this chance to interview you!

Snail: I didn’t know I was so famous =)

Me: You’re not, but I’m bored.

Snail: Finnaly! I can finnally be famous!

Me: You’re as famous as…

*Snail waits expectantly*

Me: a snail.

Snail: WHAT?!?!!? I’M NOT A SNAIL!! I’M A SNAIL!!!

Me: Another agigated snail…

Snail: I’M NOT A SNAIL! I’M A FIERCE WOLVERINE!! LOOK AT MY CLAWS!!!

Me: You don’t even have legs.

Snail: YES I DO! LOOK AT THE THINGS ON MY HEAD!!

Me: Air?

Snail: NO!! THE TWO BLACK THINGS!!

Me: That’s ashes.

Snail: NO IT ISN’T, IT’S THE MARK OF MANHOOD!!!

Me: Whatever. I think I-

Snail: YOU MUST INTERVIEW ME!!

*Steps on snail*

Me: Alright, now let’s go up and interview the Balrog.

*Slime stops us*

Slime: Please interview me… I look so sexy.

*Throws star at slime*

Me: Alright-

*Jr Cellion stops us*

Jr Cellion: I look so cute, please-

*Kills Jr Cellion*

Spirit of Jr Cellion: I JUST WANTED SOME TISSUE PAPERS TO WIPE MY HORN!!

Me: Get them from the wraith over there. It got plenty to spare. Now, let’s go up and interview balrog-

Everybody, WE HAVE REACHED ORBIS! GET OFF PLEASE!!

Me: ….

JUST KIDDING!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHHSAHSHAHS… (Dies of laughter)

Me: Never have a Lupin as a Boat driver. Now, let’s go up.

*Enters the top of the ship*

*A ship comes*

Me: WOO!! A BALROG!! MISTER BALROG-

*Balrog starts meowing*

Me: Ehh.. Are you crazy?

Balrog: Today is opposite day! So instead of killing maplers, we are killing ourselves!!!

Me: Eh, before you kill yourself-

*Balrog eat itself up*

Me: Weird. OH! LOOK! A GM!

GM: Hope you’re enjoying your Opposite day.

Me: Hang on a second! If it’s oppsite day, than maplers should be GMs and GMs should be maplers!

GM: YEA! SO YOU ARE GM AND I’M A NORMAL MAPLER!

*Get’s GM powers*

Me: W00T! I’M A GM!! AND NOW I DECLARE EVERYDAY OPPOSITE DAY!!

*Balrog, Monsters, Normal Maplers glares at me*

Me: MUAHAAHAHAHA!! IF YOU ATTACK ME I WILL BAN YOU WITH MY BANNING POWERS!!!

*Balrog attacks*

*Points at balrog* ‘DIEEEEEE!!!’

*Balrog dissapears*

Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! I BAN ALL NOOBS!!

*All noobs dissapear*

*I dissapear also*

End

Not really funny, but I can’t think of anything else.